| Former Gang | Drive Backwards BFFs |
| Age | 51 |
| Gender | Male |
| Strength | 0-20 |
| Dexterity | 0-20 |
| Speed | 0-20 |
| Leadership | 150-180 |
| Courage | 150-180 |
| Gunnery | 70-80 |
| Large Guns | 70-80 |
| Hand Guns | 100-110 |
| Mechanic | 20-40 |
Laserfire Special Skill  Level 2 | |
| Combat Psychologist Special Skill | |
| Moving Targets Special Skill | |
| Eye of the Hurricane Special Skill | |
| Heavy Weapons Special Skill | |
| Recruited by the BFFs early scouts to Firelight for membership in the many suicide Phoenix and Buccaneer scouts in the area, Zachary has witnessed many miracles. Zachary has been with the BFFs longer than any other gang member, surviving long beyond his fellow recruits, and this makes them suspicious. For a death cultist, he has certainly lived a little too long. His expertise with lasers is also suspicious. Is he in league with aliens? Aren`t the aliens our enemies, for do they not deny the holiness of the Great Sun Hug? Other stars? No! There are no stars other than the Sun, author of the Holy Solar Event. Zachary is allowed to live only because he was witness to the miracle of miracles, that of Cuddle Fiesta`s Jesus Christ dodging HMG and rocket fire to rescue and drive home the only Squadcar ever spotted in the wild. Every night he tells the story again, and every night the BFFs promise, as insult, to let him live. It is rumored that he will die a natural death. | |
| DEAD! | |