| Former Gang | Joels Bastards |
| Age | 48 |
| Gender | Male |
| Strength | 40-60 |
| Dexterity | 0-20 |
| Speed | 20-40 |
| Leadership | 480-510 |
| Courage | 120-150 |
| Driving | 170-180 |
| Cyclist | 130-140 |
| Trucker | 140-150 |
| Gunnery | 160-170 |
| Large Guns | 170-180 |
| Ballistics | 140-150 |
| Hand Guns | 140-150 |
| Scouting | 180-200 |
| Mechanic | 60-80 |
| First Aid | 120-140 |
Rapid Reloading Special Skill  Level 2 | |
| Reload In Motion Special Skill Level 2 | |
| Sniper Special Skill Level 4 | |
| Moving Targets Special Skill Level 2 | |
| Deathracer Special Skill Level 2 | |
| Machine Guns Special Skill | |
| Defensive Driver Special Skill Level 5 | |
| Motivator Special Skill Level 4 | |
| Negotiator Special Skill Level 3 | |
| Rapidshot Special Skill Level 3 | |
| Field First Aid Special Skill | |
| Engine Tuning Special Skill | |
| Combat Psychologist Special Skill | |
| John one of the first people to join the gang. Early on, he had only one job - RELOAD-. He was thus nicknamed by `Boss` Ross, who actually risked his own ass back then. John now has probably more roles than anyone else in the gang, and can basically do anything. He is a famed deathracer and the most famous `Bastard` in the Arena, with more pro combats under his belt than any other member of our gang. Lead instigator in the Santa Claws`s Slay ride Debacle. Crowned several times COE I and COEII Champion. | |
| DEAD! | |