| Former Gang | Zaphod Beeblebrox |
| Age | 43 |
| Gender | Male |
| Strength | 40-60 |
| Dexterity | 0-20 |
| Speed | 60-80 |
| Leadership | 0-30 |
| Courage | 90-120 |
| Gunnery | 80-90 |
| Large Guns | 60-70 |
| Mechanic | 200-220 |
Jury Rigging Special Skill  Level 4 | |
| Moving Targets Special Skill | |
| Sniper Special Skill | |
| DEAD! | |