| Former Gang | Joels Bastards |
| Age | 32 |
| Gender | Male |
| Strength | 80-100 |
| Dexterity | 40-60 |
| Speed | 60-80 |
| Leadership | 30-60 |
| Courage | 60-90 |
| Driving | 150-160 |
| Cyclist | 110-120 |
| Trucker | 100-110 |
| Gunnery | 90-100 |
| Large Guns | 60-70 |
| Ballistics | 50-60 |
| Hand Guns | 60-70 |
| Scouting | 20-40 |
Sniper Special Skill  Level 2 | |
| Rapid Reloading Special Skill | |
| Rapidshot Special Skill | |
| Slipstreamer Special Skill | |
| Jumpstart Special Skill Level 4 | |
| Offensive Driver Special Skill Level 2 | |
| Veteran of Faster Pussycat - THE CAMEMBERT RUN. Faster Pussycat - HOTHOTHOT FASTER PUSSYCAT - LICENCE TO THRILL! New Primary Racer in the wake of the Death of Joel Autobahn. | |
| DEAD! | |