| Former Gang | Bollox Bashers |
| Age | 51 |
| Gender | Male |
| Strength | 0-20 |
| Dexterity | 20-40 |
| Speed | 0-20 |
| Leadership | 0-30 |
| Courage | 60-90 |
| Driving | 20-30 |
| Trucker | 70-80 |
| Scouting | 100-120 |
Deathracer Special Skill  | |
| Negotiator Special Skill Level 2 | |
| Defensive Driver Special Skill | |
| Michael is the `King` of having his tranports shot out from under him. Then again, he loves a good walk in the great outdoors. | |
| DEAD! | |