| Former Gang | Joels Bastards |
| Age | 52 |
| Gender | Male |
| Strength | 0-20 |
| Dexterity | 0-20 |
| Speed | 0-20 |
| Leadership | 120-150 |
| Courage | 90-120 |
| Driving | 120-130 |
| Cyclist | 120-130 |
| Trucker | 110-120 |
| Gunnery | 90-100 |
| Large Guns | 150-160 |
| Ballistics | 130-140 |
| Hand Guns | 90-100 |
| Scouting | 40-60 |
| Mechanic | 100-120 |
| Psionics | 150-200 |
Sniper Special Skill  Level 4 | |
| Rapidshot Special Skill | |
| Rapid Reloading Special Skill Level 2 | |
| Deathracer Special Skill | |
| Defensive Driver Special Skill Level 6 | |
| Reload In Motion Special Skill Level 2 | |
| Engine Tuning Special Skill Level 2 | |
| Combat Psychologist Special Skill | |
| Pyrokinesis Special Skill Level 2 | |
| Defensive Energy Special Skill | |
| Heavy Weapons Special Skill Level 2 | |
| Proved worthy by zombie combat victory. Professional Asshole. | |
| DEAD! | |