| Former Gang | Tastes Like Chickn |
| Age | 53 |
| Gender | Male |
| Strength | 0-20 |
| Dexterity | 0-20 |
| Speed | 0-20 |
| Leadership | 90-120 |
| Courage | 90-120 |
| Large Guns | 110-120 |
Rapid Reloading Special Skill  | |
| Moving Targets Special Skill | |
| Motivator Special Skill | |
| After promptly surpassing Rodney `Machinegun` Morris, Rowdy Roberto has taken the title of `TLC`s Best Large Gunner` as well as the reins to the gangs first Buzzer mounter car cannon. Nellie prefers to have him by her side, taking the seat where Rodney had been for a long time. This has caused some issues between Roberto and his good friend Rodney. | |
| DEAD! | |