| Former Gang | Big Dumb Object |
| Age | 34 |
| Gender | Male |
| Strength | 40-60 |
| Dexterity | 40-60 |
| Speed | 40-60 |
| Leadership | 150-180 |
| Courage | 60-90 |
| Driving | 100-110 |
| Gunnery | 190-200 |
| Large Guns | 20-30 |
| Mechanic | 60-80 |
Offensive Driver Special Skill  Level 2 | |
| Rocketeer Special Skill Level 2 | |
| Sniper Special Skill | |
| Combat Psychologist Special Skill | |
| Jury Rigging Special Skill | |
| John is an angry man. His barely contained fury at the world manifests itself in his compulsion to ram whatever enemy, or friendly if you`re unlucky, is nearest to him. A perpetual scowl is plastered across his face and his grey eyes radiate aggression under his bushy brows. He`ll give peace a chance if that peace comes from driving a SUV over the devastated corpse of his enemies! Recently he has become fascinated, nay, obsessed, with rockets and the spray of gibs from their pretty explosions. | |
| DEAD! | |