| Former Gang | Drive Backwards BFFs |
| Age | 38 |
| Gender | Male |
| Strength | 0-20 |
| Dexterity | 20-40 |
| Speed | 0-20 |
| Leadership | 480-510 |
| Courage | 120-150 |
| Gunnery | 120-130 |
| Large Guns | 120-130 |
| Hand Guns | 20-30 |
| Mechanic | 140-160 |
Sniper Special Skill  | |
| Rapid Reloading Special Skill | |
| Combat Psychologist Special Skill | |
| Rapidshot Special Skill | |
| Moving Targets Special Skill | |
| Jury Rigging Special Skill | |
| Motivator Special Skill Level 2 | |
| Engine Tuning Special Skill | |
| Recruiter Special Skill | |
| Theo`s sock puppet was created from the lower intestine of the BFF`s last leader, `Really Mean` Alicia Rose. The teeth of the puppet are from the gang`s founder, `The Tentacles`. The eyes are those googly eyes you can buy at an arts and crafts store, if you own a time machine. He`s a terrible leader, on account of his paranoia and agoraphobia. Theo resides in a steel box that lives inside of a lorry. The box can be moved near weapons, and Theo is an excellent gunner, but on all other accounts, Theo doesn`t make the grade as a leader. For example, his speeches. Theo likes to give inspiring, rousing speeches about the coming hug from the sun, the glory of trucking and the beauty of spilled blood. These are poetic, fiery sermons full of deep metaphor and hidden meaning. Unfortunately, he is in a metal box, and nobody can hear a thing. So on penalty of death, they are forced to sit in the radiation and listen to the muffled screams and exhortations to battle that can -almost- be heard coming out of Theo`s metal box. | |
| DEAD! | |