*Bastille* Posted Jan 6, 2011, 10:52 pm	A recent bar brawl between members of Bastille, and gangs that attack Evan Red convoys. "kahnt 'member 'is name" says one bastillian "Was mouthin' off 'bout hittin' Red Refugee camps and convoys. We gots ta punchin' on and next thing I knew he was smashin' a bar stool ova me 'ead. We dragged the sucka outside and filled im fulla lead. We gotta defend our flock, and those poor refugees thats comin' from the slava camps down south way. Till these gangs stop hittin on the inocents that we save from the pits and 'ands ov slava scum bags, we gunna 'ave nuffin ta do with these camps."
*Dark Tempest* Posted Jan 6, 2011, 11:23 pm	"What in the krnl?" Salvatore, the Legions local flunky, heads to the bar after getting an odd message from the Raging Scavangers. "Are you saying we had something to do this?!" OOC: Evan Reds Neutral I haven't scouted against reds in around a month
*Bastille* Posted Jan 6, 2011, 11:29 pm	Thats not what this bloke was saying, he said Black Legion knocked up 40 bounties hunting down our convoys the other day! {OOC make clear I never mentioned who the bragger was we shot outside the tavern. Who knows how these things start, mistakes are made, stories are told, and for a place with little vegetation it sure grows one hell of a grape vine of course nothing personal. I'm gunna miss those Windsor chassis Whys my foot bleeding with a big gaping hole in it?}
*Rev. V* Posted Jan 7, 2011, 12:00 am	Cherry "1st Time Love" Popa slams a beer down and exclaims "Damn, they're neutral with US too....need to hit them more, they have good loot...." With that she puts the pint glass down and walks out the door... The rumble of the buzzer "Freedom!" starting up can be heard moments later.....
*Bastille* Posted Jan 7, 2011, 12:08 am	Damn the Cestus Die! Damn those nuns! Freedom?! what a load of Bull dust! next they'll be harping on about liberty!
FireFly Posted Jan 7, 2011, 12:20 am	'Tony' James Stark in the bar, yell's out in a drunken rage! "Refugees!? Freedom!? Yeah, we killed a load of them reds the other day, but there was no food or water in those lorries (OCC, got 5 lorries in a single hit, talk about score!), naaah, it was fuel, 9 tonnes of fuel, sold for a good price to, bwahahah, what could they possibly need that fuel for, nothing, cause' they are all dead!!! The only good red is a dead red, get it, dead red! hahaha!!!" He then proceeds to fall of his chair from a mad, drunken laughter
*Bastille* Posted Jan 7, 2011, 1:44 am	We expect that form the Hellriders! Always been closely associated with Slaver scum.
*Rev. V* Posted Jan 7, 2011, 4:24 am	Cherry revs the engine of "Freedom!" as she pulls back into the parking lot of Dexters.... "Got a MRR and a bunch of other cool stuff!!! And we only had to kill...well...most of 'em.." "But wow...apple pie, baseball, hotdogs, Captain America, Colbert...GRANDMA!!! Them Reds HATE this thing.... Once we get some more training, the Boss says we're throwing some lasers on it..."
*Bastille* Posted Jan 7, 2011, 4:40 am	What a sissy pants Mickey Mouse mobile! {Cringe} We hates it alright... {Sorta OOC or at least separate from this post but somewhat related in a 'How I met your mother' sorta way. hang on, is that pie? Wheres my BH piggy bank! Gee how cool, I can get Boss to take a hit on him ,:/ Where are the Reds BHs from SS on this list!? The Darkwind never did their job, I wonder if FAS can find those nuns in SS?}
*Rev. V* Posted Jan 7, 2011, 4:09 pm	"gangs that attack Evan Red convoys. " Cherry bends over "Freedom!", lovingly polishing it with some spare silk undergarments and says, as if to no one "I don't care what people say baby, we don't attack...we liberate...and for that they SHOOT AT GRANDMA!! Seriously?? Who shoots at GRANDMA?!?!? Godless heathens, that's who...."
Lord Foul Posted Jan 7, 2011, 10:18 pm	(OOC) Awesome buzzer skin
*Bastille* Posted Jan 7, 2011, 11:24 pm	Heh, that thing looks so stupid says a Bastillian. {ooc - the work is lovely, but seriously this stuff gets me. what ###### game are you playing? Its definitely not DW, and that thing DOES NOT belong here, nor do any other vehicles with Superheroes from another era or Hello Kitty or pansy ass crap. Its ridiculous and makes  a complete mockery of the game. NUTS! This stuff should not catch on. Have it in your own files so you can see this rubbish when playing, but honestly, Grandma? Colbert! Nah, I say no way, go play another game where it makes sense. Hostages. Mate, at least my RP makes sense to the environment. This is .. ok... I've said enough. Storms off in a hissy fit} Ok, that was heaps over the top by me, I should wake up in the morning before making posts.
JS Posted Jan 8, 2011, 1:24 am	Timmothy "Timmy" McKinney climbs into the cab of the Ambulance "Hegemony" and watches as Cherry services the garishly festooned Buzzer "Freedom". He can't hide the leer on his face, and he says a zillion hail Mary's for the impure thoughts in his noggin. He can't help but chuckle. Freedom, yeah, let's have it, so long as we can make a profit!
Serephe Posted Jan 8, 2011, 1:43 am	Bastiel said: Heh, that thing looks so stupid says a Bastillian. {ooc - the work is lovely, but seriously this stuff gets me. what ###### game are you playing? Its definitely not DW, and that thing DOES NOT belong here, nor do any other vehicles with Superheroes from another era or Hello Kitty or pansy ass crap. Its ridiculous and makes  a complete mockery of the game. NUTS! This stuff should not catch on. Have it in your own files so you can see this rubbish when playing, but honestly, Grandma? Colbert! Nah, I say no way, go play another game where it makes sense. Hostages. Mate, at least my RP makes sense to the environment. This is .. ok... I've said enough. Storms off in a hissy fit} Ok, that was heaps over the top by me, I should wake up in the morning before making posts. OOC There's nothing wrong with my Hello Kitty car.
*Bastille* Posted Jan 8, 2011, 2:15 am	OOC Indeed, sorry, Im being an angry head today, hence the walk to the shops.
*Rev. V* Posted Jan 8, 2011, 4:18 am	Cherry leans over the hood of "Freedom", kisses it, and says..."Yes baby, they hate Grandma...they put bullet holes in you, and Grandma....that's OK, we'll patch you up....you'll have lasers soon...and when their heads explode like homemade cherry pies that Grandma has accidently left in the oven too long and has bubbled over, Grandma will have the last laugh...and she'll be there with a towel to help wipe it up...because that's what Grandma's do..." OOC- Damn, Bastiel...just having a bit of fun...
*Bastille* Posted Jan 8, 2011, 4:42 am	yeah for sure, and all good, Im just sick of silly inappropriate skins that look like they came out of a toy box and RP that just doesn't belong. This isn't post apoc anymore, its just silly buggers. I guess the PvP issue is whats important. MAJOR SENSE OF HUMOUR FAILURE BACK SOON
*Rev. V* Posted Jan 8, 2011, 6:22 am	"That dirty pinko commie called you a toy" says Cherry, as she wipes down the gunports on "Freedom!"..... "Funny, everytime we hit those Reds, they try to truce to a toy....heheheh.....speaking of toys....where's mine?...oh, in the glovebox....it's ok baby, I wont mess up your seats, I brought a towel..."
Serephe Posted Jan 8, 2011, 6:58 am	OOC Ease up there Rev, jeez.
*Rev. V* Posted Jan 8, 2011, 6:06 pm
*Bastille* Posted Jan 9, 2011, 8:25 am	{OOC} Sorry rev Sincere BIG Email Hug See Specialism suggestion thread. ps you look like lemmy And sorry to everyone else too about ... well everything.. I was being a real immature, dick, sissy nob pants yesterday
Djihani Posted Jan 9, 2011, 12:00 pm	Oc: Maybe I missed the fight but Bast dude, they have a pink cadillac? In Mad max 2. I agree with you and Ive told rez to paint some wear and tear on his pretty shiny cars but I personally think the Hello kitty pike I made for SErephe was quite post apocalyptic. Due to the mirroring of the skin one of them kitties even got a mohawk. Quite seriously. In a post-apocalypse pretty much ANY pre-war/solar apo iconography would be a way for the people still around to keep a grip to their history. Then again I try to encourage people to make their skins work wit hthe damage texture so not every car shines like right outta the factory. But the hello kitty thing was personal. Good thing youre apparently at war with the camp I just joined, so bring your lazors and whatnot you dirty commie lovin skum.
*Rezeak* reecestensel@hotmail.co.uk Posted Jan 9, 2011, 12:15 pm	Word gets back to Sam 'The Stranger' Elliot about what The rollovers have been saying about their cars. "WHAT?!" He screams, blood apparently boiling beneath his skin. "Who are they to tell us what we can or can't have painted on our cars?! In fact, who are they altogether?! Someone send a messenger to them. Tell them to expect no good graces from us in the coming months."
*Bastille* Posted Jan 9, 2011, 12:23 pm	OOC Originally i thought revs skin was kinda cool and my original remarks were only RP as I stated to him the night I first saw them, then real life got me down and Rev just does not quit with the commi thing (which when used to such an extent gets old real quick. Im a socialist ya fools, ya thinking of the wrong Red) and I dragged my emotions through the door and started chucking turds at everyone that throws crap at me, for no real reason other than I was being a s### to those being a s###. I got no quarms with no one other than RP, and Id like it to stay that way. In character - Now as for lazors you pansy capitalist git, you can shove em
*Rev. V* Posted Jan 9, 2011, 5:58 pm	"Look at all the trouble you've caused, baby" Cherry croons to "Freedom!" as she loads up the CC...."you're soooo naughty..." OOC- "Rev just does not quit with the commi thing (which when used to such an extent gets old real quick. Im a socialist ya fools, ya thinking of the wrong Red)" I'm RPing the way two different factions, that go together like oil and water, would react. Sere got me GOOD with a "We keep ours for caving in the skulls of capitalist swine" reply when I asked in the lobby if anyone had a HCR for sale. Great comeback, and I told him so. You need to embrace the ridiculousness, Bastiel... We are totally cool, and no hard feelings! We should scout some time, we can hunt pirates, not com---er, ....those people...or some slavers. IM have had cool loot lately as well. E-Hug!
*Bastille* Posted Jan 9, 2011, 11:48 pm	You wait to see what weez dids too Capi America and Old Hagma. OOC - Most days it doesn't bother me, just when I don't have my snugly blanket
*Rev. V* Posted Jan 10, 2011, 1:18 am	Cherry "plinks!" the fuzzy dice hanging from the rearview mirror in "Freedom!" and say "Hey baby, I heard those Special Circumstances boys have a buzzer all gussied up and waiting on us....seems we've got a date!.." OOC Get a Snuggie, you can play DW in that!
*Dark Tempest* Posted Jan 10, 2011, 1:32 am
*Bastille* Posted Jan 10, 2011, 3:41 am	Now thats what I'm talking about!
*Maxxed* Posted Jan 10, 2011, 12:44 pm	Merchants are not necessarily capitalists nor reds communists. I kinda like the quasi-political factionalism...but does it does seem to breed ill will at times.
*Rev. V* Posted Jan 10, 2011, 3:51 pm	"it does seem to breed ill will at times. " Actually, from the "war" talk I saw (and participated in) yesterday in the lobby between the two factions, I'd say the exact opposite... It was HILARIOUS.
*Rezeak* reecestensel@hotmail.co.uk Posted Jan 10, 2011, 4:39 pm	"FOR POWER!" "FOR FREEDOM!" "FOR THE VAULT!" "FOR ASGARD!" "FOR POWER!" ....
*Rev. V* Posted Jan 10, 2011, 5:06 pm	See?
*Bastille* Posted Jan 10, 2011, 8:21 pm	EQUALITY! Damn Merchants, they're all a bunch of money hungry, Red bleeding, freedom sucking, pillow biting........ {nothing like some smack talk to get the blood going} Nothing like a good Nuns smiting behind the tool shed after dark, but when the suns up, we shoots! For Asgard, wait a tick?!
*Dark Tempest* Posted Jan 10, 2011, 8:37 pm	Rez is just giving a sampling of the lobby chat, but it is nice to see what it'd be like with him on our side.