*Synyster Gates* jesse_bliss@yahoo.com Posted Nov 17, 2011, 8:38 pm

'The Guardian' Marsha Heller walks into the bar with a very enlightened stride and sits at a table, throws her legs onto a chair, "Hey Eddie, can I get a round? I need to keep to tell my new guys about how I got the set of wheels that are outside..." She glances around the room, "The rest of ya are welcome to listen..." She makes herself comfortable and leans back, sipping on a beer. "So my crew and one of Some Slacker's Fire Engine's were cruising towards Shantyville, looking for some trouble... We were driving down the Lonesome Highway when we heard a big roar coming from a fairly large group of vehicles..." She takes another sip of her beer and brings her feet down, "The engines were echoing so bad, we didn't know where they were coming from... Luckily our strategist 'Tactical' Tarsha Hermann was there, or it could have been pretty ugly." "Pull off into these bushes,' said Tarsha, 'That way, no matter what direction they come from, we've got a little bit of cover..." She looks around at the large crowd she has listening in, now. "Suddenly, my scout, Michael O'Connor stared into his rear-view mirror, jaw-dropped... Sure enough, I turn around, and I see a Fire Engine back there, rolling on up towards Slacker and I..." She smiles and stands up, "The rest doesn't matter, really... Just a bunch of bullet whizzing, lasers searing, and me rolling home in my new Fire Engine.." She drops some money on the table and walks out of the bar.