*Joskney* Posted Sep 3, 2016, 9:28 am	Hear Ye Hear Ye! We are doing end of year cleaning of the garage and have a whole heck of a lot of extra junk…. Instead of a garage sale, it is announced that El Nubnubs are running the Second Pro/Am Racing/ Deathracing/Arena Extravaganza!! El Nubnubs are running six events that will take place in the northern Triangle of Somerset, Elmsfield and Gateway over a 3 week period, with 2 events per town.  The rules/sign up/results for each race are below.  All effort is being placed so the timing of these races can be scheduled conveniently as not interfere with the coming leagues and seasons.  Somerset will have a race event with player supplied Hotrods and an arena event using stock Vengeance Apaches.  Elmsfield will have a race with player supplied Sunrises and a deathrace event using stock Copper Buccaneers.  Gateway will have a two deathraces events, one with player supplied Pickups and the second event using stock Marty McFlys  Now some legal mumbo jumbo. Regarding amateurs.  Amateurs usually qualify as those players with less than a year, are non-subbed (but not limited to), and in general are newer to the game.  Each entry will be determined on a case to case basis.  IF you have a couple buzzers and 10 apaches.. you won't qualify. One issue amateurs have in competing with in these events is lack of gear.  So that in mind, El Nubnubs are supplying cars to the first 10 amateurs who pay the amateur entry fee of ($10,000) in each town.  That will pay for entry into both of that town events and supplies them with a brand new car that qualifies to be in that town’s race.  Pros and those after the tenth will have to supply their own car and pay the ($5000) at the gates of each race.  I will have stock cars for Pros but they will be more than the ($10,000).  Each event will have prizes, one for the overall winner of the event and a prize especially for the “first place” amateur in an event.  Amateurs do not have to enter in all 3 towns to get a car.  Each town will be independent so if you just want to race in Gateway, just make sure you sign up in the first 10 in that town.  IF you have quite a few cars and can supply your own, these cars are for the newest of the nubes. Another issue amateurs have is they don’t have the skills to compete verse the big boys.  That being the case one of the events in each town, the races and one DR, will have a skill limit of 40 on all driving/gunnery.  To make this competitive for the Vets but still obtainable by the new gangs, the Deathraces/Arena Combat the limit will be raised to 80, meaning there may be many X trained pros going for the prizes. The events will use standard point scoring for overall results. Amateurs will run a 2nd set of point totals only good vs other amateurs. As such it thus brings us to the most IMPORTANT part of this announcement, THE SWAG! All events will split entry fees as per standard for prizes DATE 09/18 Server 06:00 Updated to accommodate requests from new players. Race Event Entry Fee $5000 Vehicle entry:  Hotrod, player supplied, equipment/armor as player deems. Northern Desert Racing Circuit, Somerset 2 Laps. 40 Skill max 1st:  A-Armor 3.2 V8 Hotrod with Mini Rocket Pod Amateur “first” prize:  A 2L Rotary Engine DATE 09/18 Server 02:00 Updated to accommodate requests from new players. Arena Event EAA rules apply Entry Fee $5000 Vehicle entry.  Arena Supplied Stock : "Vengeance" Apache. Double Down Arena, Somerset No Teams, 80 Skill Max 1st:  A Heavy Car Rifle. Amateur “first” prize:  A "Vengeance" Apache. DATE 09/25 Server 20:00 Race Event Entry Fee $5000 Vehicle entry.  Sunrise, player supplied, equipment/armor as player deems. Elmsfield Lake Track 1 Lap. 40 Skill Max 1st:  A Heavy Flaming Oil Jet Amateur “first” prize: A Stormer DATE 09/25 Server 06:00 Updated to accommodate requests from maker of the "Copper"  Death Race Event EAA rules apply Entry Fee $5000 Vehicle entry.  Track Supplied Stock : "Copper" Buccaneer. Elmsfield Hill Rally Circuit 1 Lap, 80 Skill Max 1st: A  "Copper" Buccaneer Amateur “first” prize:  A Mini Rocket Pod. DATE 10/01 Server 22:00 Pickup Death Race Event EAA rules DO NOT apply Entry Fee $5000 Vehicle entry.  Pickup, player supplied, equipment/armor as player deems. Gateway Whirlwind Track 4 Laps as custom only allows 4, 40 Skill Max 1st:  A Heavy Rocket Rack Amateur “first” prize:  A Big Pickup with “B” armor, with a 4L DATE 10/02 Server 22:00 Death Race Event Death Race Event EAA rules DO NOT apply Entry Fee $5000 2 Laps, 80 Skill Max Vehicle entry.  Track Supplied Stock : "McFlyer" McFly. Gateway Bone Racetrack 1st: A "McFlyer" McFly Amateur “first” prize:  A Napalm Gun. IF there is a tie at the end of these 6 events, a final event, in the “last” city in the northern triangle will be held.  Whether is it a Deadman’s Drop or Pit Arena event will be determined later. Aside: Pros will notice that some of the individual amateur race prizes are greater than first place.  This is intentional to encourage the amateurs to compete in a larger event.  Besides, most of those prizes are all things the Vets often have already have laying around. Overall winner: One pristine Trash Truck with a Mounted Mortar in Somerset Overall amateur winner: One Buzzer, scout ready. Disclaimer.  There may be bonus prizes along the way, depending on the mayhem, humor, incredible good/bad luck etc. Finally, thanks again to all those involved in helping me fill out the amateur cars and some of the larger prizes.
*Joskney* Posted Sep 3, 2016, 9:29 am	Sign up your gang below Please post in the forum below to request to be an amateur. Amateurs will have to sign up to be considered for the amateur prizes.  Approved Amateurs will be listed and current standings in the league.  Vets and brave souls don't have to register here and can just pay the fee on that race's thread. Amateurs: 1. Jaxon Stiles- Acolytes of the Apocalypse 2. Jake Smokestack- Terrahawks 3. CptOctane-Cotten Creek Outlaws 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. etc... Rankings and Standings. Overall Ranking Total Pts~SSA-SSR-ELR-ELDR-GWDRA-GWDRP 01.  77~16-16-09-00-16-20(SuperAwesome VillainsForever!) 02. 68~07-20-16-16-00-09(El Nubnubs) 03. 53~05-13-13-00-09-13(Ceewolves) 04. 39~03-00-00-00-20-16(PolyTech) 05. 38~09-07-11-00-00-11(Acolytes of the Apocalypse) 06. 33~20-00-00-13-00-00(Skull Rippers) 07. 27~00-00-00-20-00-07(Racing Robbie) 08. 24~00-11-00-13-00-00(Cotten Creek Outlaws) 08. 20~00-00-20-00-00-00(The X Man) 10. 13~13-00-00-00-00-00(Triskellon) 11. 11~11-00-00-00-00-00(Steel Vendetta) 12. 09~00-09-00-00-00-00(Terrahawks) Amateur Overall Ranking 1. 56~A20-16-20-00-20(Acolytes of the Apocalypse) 2. 20~A00-20-00-20-00(Cotten Creek Outlaws) 3. 16~A00-16-00-00-00(Terrahawks) 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10.
bootrag Posted Sep 3, 2016, 6:33 pm	Count me in for all races.
Joel Autobaun Posted Sep 3, 2016, 10:13 pm	I'd like to race in this.
Jake Smokestack Posted Sep 4, 2016, 9:59 am	Hi I'll join the SS events terrahawks
JoniBoy Posted Sep 4, 2016, 7:20 pm	I will join everything I can!! Gonna be fun!
*Joskney* Posted Sep 14, 2016, 5:57 am	First dates up... I cannot set the second as I can only make one event at a time
*Joskney* Posted Sep 19, 2016, 6:09 am	Arena Event Final Standing: 1st    20~'The Angel' Agnes Tate (Skull Rippers) (8166 pts) 2nd    16~'The Ex' Edith Woods (SuperAwesome VillainsForever!) (8111 pts) 3rd    13~Ken 'Cyclops' Meehan (Triskellon) (7787 pts) 4th    11~Vincent 'Vigilante of ' Vegas (Steel Vendetta) (4939 pts) 5th    09~Richard Woodbury (Acolytes of the Apocalypse) (4196 pts) 6th    07~'The Warrior' Byron Honeycutt (El Nubnubs) (3668 pts) 7th    05~Douglas Starkey (Ceewolves) (3478 pts) 8th    03~Kyle Williams (PolyTech) (1773 pts)
*Joskney* Posted Sep 19, 2016, 6:12 am	SS Race Final Standing: 1st    20~'Doc' Horace Miller (El Nubnubs) 2nd    16~David Deane (SuperAwesome VillainsForever!) 3rd    13~Marie Hall (Ceewolves) 4th    11~Joshua Spear (Cotten Creek Outlaws) 5th    09~Gary Brook (Terrahawks) 6th    07~Pedro Reep (Acolytes of the Apocalypse) HONORABLE mention~ (Heretic Division Police Force) Wrecking his hotrod and placing it in the middle of the TRACK
JoniBoy Posted Sep 19, 2016, 2:56 pm	What? You won? This is rigged!
*Joskney* Posted Sep 20, 2016, 5:07 am	LOL, you see my placing in the Arena, I am sandbagging it
*StarFker* Posted Sep 20, 2016, 5:50 am	What no honorable mention for the only guy to total his hot rod?
*Joskney* Posted Sep 21, 2016, 5:27 am	FIXED
*Joskney* Posted Sep 25, 2016, 6:53 am	EL Death Race Final Standing: 1st 20~Bernard Gilmore (Icky Posse) 2nd 16~Bounty Hunter' Francis Olivarez (El Nubnubs) 3rd 13~Dirk Colburn (Ceewolves) 4th 11~Mary Bolton (Acolytes of the Apocalypse) 5th '09~Yeah,Big Dick' Richard Johnson (SuperAwesome VillainsForever!)
*Joskney* Posted Sep 25, 2016, 8:53 pm	EL Sunrise Race Final Standing: 1st 20~Vernon Dear (The White Ashes) 2nd 16~Setsuko Hurst (El Nubnubs) 3rd 13~Georgia Morrison (Cotten Creek Outlaws) Honorable mention-(Acolytes of the Apocalypse) who's driver decided the fastest shortcut was through a reinforce bridge wall...  Sadly it took her life when her heart was crushed by her ribcage.
*Joskney* Posted Oct 1, 2016, 11:18 pm	GW Pickup DeathRace Final Standing: NONE as none finished.  BUT as it was in laps it stands 1st    20~Floyd Cannon (PolyTech) 2nd    16~Deborah Jackson (SuperAwesome VillainsForever!) 3rd    13~Mary 'Dizzy' Diaz (Skull Rippers)
*Joskney* Posted Oct 8, 2016, 5:23 pm	GW McFly Deathrace Final Standing: 1st 20~'Yeah,Big Dick' Richard Johnson (SuperAwesome VillainsForever!) 2nd 16~Charles Anaya (PolyTech) 3rd 13~Paula McQueary (Ceewolves) 4th 11~Jaime Pope (Acolytes of the Apocalypse) 5th 09~Diego Mundy (El Nubnubs) 6th 07~Thomas 'matey' Martinez (The White Ashes)
*Joskney* Posted Oct 8, 2016, 5:35 pm	Final Standings! bootrag-SuperAwesomeVilliansForever was the overall winner of a Trash Truck Jaxon-Acolytes of the Apocalypse was the Amateur Winner and won a Buzzer Congrats and thanks for all those that played! 01.  77~16-16-09-00-16-20(SuperAwesome VillainsForever!) 02. 68~07-20-16-16-00-09(El Nubnubs) 03. 53~05-13-13-00-09-13(Ceewolves) 04. 39~03-00-00-00-20-16(PolyTech) 05. 38~09-07-11-00-00-11(Acolytes of the Apocalypse) 06. 33~20-00-00-13-00-00(Skull Rippers) 07. 27~00-00-00-20-00-07(Racing Robbie) 08. 24~00-11-00-13-00-00(Cotten Creek Outlaws) 08. 20~00-00-20-00-00-00(The X Man) 10. 13~13-00-00-00-00-00(Triskellon) 11. 11~11-00-00-00-00-00(Steel Vendetta) 12. 09~00-09-00-00-00-00(Terrahawks) Amateur Overall Ranking 1. (Acolytes of the Apocalypse) 2. (Cotten Creek Outlaws) 3. (Terrahawks) 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10.