*sam* Posted Jun 3, 2020, 2:00 pm |
"Here's something fun", remarks 'Dynamite' Dexter III, sticking a piece of paper up on the notice board. It is covered in a handwritten scrawl:
Darkwind's Top Players, ranked by the number of events they have logged into, ever: darthspanky GO FORNICATE YERSELF 32599 Flame Hot Trax 22797 Grimm Sykes Smoker U Drink, Player U Get 19884 Juan Valdez Frontline Assembly 19867 Alec Burke Overlanders 19422 *Brunwulf* Wulf Guard 19052 *Joskney* El Nubnubs 17243 JS Hitmen Trucking Inc -CI- 16120 *Taco* Steel Clan 15771 PA Racers PA Racers 14955 Krakhedd Anubis Cartel 14811 *Longo* Longos Merry Men 14740 *Bigspenner* Brassicas 13814 White Knight Paladins 13002 *jimmylogan* MADHAT 12766 PvtParty Paceys Raiders 12362 Sir Nexus Pole Dancers 12347 TacticalMaster The Tacticals 11761 Joel Autobaun Joels Bastards 11336 HexGrid GrindHouse 11067 *KrashnBurn* Krashed and Burnt 10879 *Snipe* Renshai 10670 Mad Mike the mad mad crushers 10575 Ragnak Ragnaks Reavers 10360 *The X Man* The Darkside 10330 Serephe Collision Force 9938 80sthrowback Rogue Traders 9865 Juris Hessians 9754 *Bastille* Raging Scavengers 9683 *Ninesticks* Vault Dwellers 9485 |
*Longo* Posted Jun 3, 2020, 2:11 pm |
“Interesting numbers,” remarks Elmer 'JD Wannabe' Slye. “Now tell me who the top gunners in Evan are. Not the dead ones, the ones I need to keep an eye out for.” |
darthspanky Posted Jun 3, 2020, 2:17 pm |
not bad for them go fornicate yourself boys, despite being banned for 3 years. |
Taco Posted Jun 3, 2020, 9:08 pm |
any way 'Dexter' can get a barback to dirty himself by comparing <<scav>> numbers v. townie.
not a contest. asking for a friend. Taco |
*Joskney* Posted Jun 3, 2020, 9:09 pm |
I am thinking I need to play less Darkwind...gads I started autumn of 2014 |
darthspanky Posted Aug 13, 2020, 5:12 pm |
any chance we can get a list of who the richest players are? so we know who we will be bidding against on upcomming sponsorships. |
Grimm Sykes Posted Aug 13, 2020, 6:38 pm |
shouldn't number 3 and 4 be added together? ironic they are so close. |
*jimmylogan* Posted Aug 13, 2020, 10:50 pm |
A member of MADHAT comes in - sees the list - turns and walks out...
Is he seen going to the lockup to grab a set of keys and try to move up the ladder?!?! |
Madbooth Posted Aug 14, 2020, 2:12 pm |
I feel like i should be like on the bottom of that list.. but i restarted my gang lol. |
darthspanky Posted Dec 6, 2020, 5:02 pm |
our somerset ganger, the midget womens mud wrestling champion and famous racer looks up at the old list "we might have close to 50000 events by now" she chuckles |