Darkwind
Darkwind's Greatest

*sam*


Posted Jun 3, 2020, 2:00 pm
"Here's something fun", remarks 'Dynamite' Dexter III, sticking a piece of paper up on the notice board. It is covered in a handwritten scrawl:

Darkwind's Top Players, ranked by the number of events they have logged into, ever:

darthspanky GO FORNICATE YERSELF 32599
Flame Hot Trax 22797
Grimm Sykes Smoker U Drink, Player U Get 19884
Juan Valdez Frontline Assembly 19867
Alec Burke Overlanders 19422
*Brunwulf* Wulf Guard 19052
*Joskney* El Nubnubs 17243
JS Hitmen Trucking Inc -CI- 16120
*Taco* Steel Clan 15771
PA Racers PA Racers 14955
Krakhedd Anubis Cartel 14811
*Longo* Longos Merry Men 14740
*Bigspenner* Brassicas 13814
White Knight Paladins 13002
*jimmylogan* MADHAT 12766
PvtParty Paceys Raiders 12362
Sir Nexus Pole Dancers 12347
TacticalMaster The Tacticals 11761
Joel Autobaun Joels Bastards 11336
HexGrid GrindHouse 11067
*KrashnBurn* Krashed and Burnt 10879
*Snipe* Renshai 10670
Mad Mike the mad mad crushers 10575
Ragnak Ragnaks Reavers 10360
*The X Man* The Darkside 10330
Serephe Collision Force 9938
80sthrowback Rogue Traders 9865
Juris Hessians 9754
*Bastille* Raging Scavengers 9683
*Ninesticks* Vault Dwellers 9485

*Longo*


Posted Jun 3, 2020, 2:11 pm
“Interesting numbers,” remarks Elmer 'JD Wannabe' Slye. “Now tell me who the top gunners in Evan are. Not the dead ones, the ones I need to keep an eye out for.” B)
darthspanky


Posted Jun 3, 2020, 2:17 pm
not bad for them go fornicate yourself boys, despite being banned for 3 years.
Taco


Posted Jun 3, 2020, 9:08 pm
any way 'Dexter' can get a barback to dirty himself by comparing <<scav>> numbers v. townie.

not a contest. asking for a friend.

Taco
*Joskney*


Posted Jun 3, 2020, 9:09 pm
I am thinking I need to play less Darkwind...gads I started autumn of 2014
darthspanky


Posted Aug 13, 2020, 5:12 pm
any chance we can get a list of who the richest players are? so we know who we will be bidding against on upcomming sponsorships.
Grimm Sykes


Posted Aug 13, 2020, 6:38 pm
shouldn't number 3 and 4 be added together? ironic they are so close.
*jimmylogan*


Posted Aug 13, 2020, 10:50 pm
A member of MADHAT comes in - sees the list - turns and walks out...

Is he seen going to the lockup to grab a set of keys and try to move up the ladder?!?!
Madbooth


Posted Aug 14, 2020, 2:12 pm
I feel like i should be like on the bottom of that list.. but i restarted my gang lol.
darthspanky


Posted Dec 6, 2020, 5:02 pm
our somerset ganger, the midget womens mud wrestling champion and famous racer looks up at the old list "we might have close to 50000 events by now" she chuckles

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