*StCrispin* ce.services.mh@gmail.com Posted Dec 17, 2020, 12:25 pm	The Beasts of the Lair have posted the following on the bounty board: Quote: This is both an attempt to undermine the competitors, as well as to draw new blood into CoE and also to undermine a camp that’s too big for its own good. The Beasts of the Lair are offering a bounty on the CoE competitors driving for “The Embassy” which specificly would be Darkside and Interstate 82. We are offering 50k for prevention of completion of the race “DNF”.  And as an added bonus, due to vindictive treatment in past CoE races with no explanation, We are offering an additional 50k bonus if you Red the X-Man in the process of casing a DNF.  Please don’t red Interstate 82 though, as we have no qualms with them and only want them to fail due to their association with The Embassy. Feel free to race for the Lair.  Join under camp 1000. As an added bonus, if you can make X-Man rage quit DW entirely we will give you a buzzer and 150 Chrome!
darthspanky Posted Dec 17, 2020, 4:10 pm	watch out xman getting attack he will whine to sam and sam will nerf your ability to attack him like he did to me in mo defence attacks i carried out on him. ill add another 500k to this bounty per red guy. ps i wont pay longo or joel if they red xman and the 1 mil bounty on them still stands as well if you red a quality ganger of theirs.
Joel Autobaun Posted Dec 17, 2020, 9:08 pm	I will pay 1million per darthspanky ganger killed (by anyone but himself or id owe him millions) and i will also pay for general sabotage to him and his. Tell me the sabotage performed and i will reciprocate based on confirmed damage. This may exceed 1 million easily.
*StCrispin* ce.services.mh@gmail.com Posted Dec 17, 2020, 11:46 pm	The beasts look around and scratch their heads...  we didn’t realize poked a hornets nest. The post an addendum: Quote: The Beasts only want their competition destroyed, and only X-Man killed, and only during CoE events...  well we want X dead everywhere to teach him not to be a “rooster” or a “Richard” but we only pay out of it benefits our CoE standings.  Any other executions are appreciated but will be considered a gift. We also are not interested in harming any driver who is not racing for The Embassy.  The Bastards and Fornicators are NOT targets of this contract and we wish them no ill will. Again, only Embassy targets!
*Snipe* Posted Dec 18, 2020, 5:43 am	Jennifer sits back in her stool in the farthest and darkest corner of the bar. Having showed her inability to excel in anything she was tasked with keeping an eye on town events. She watches gang after gang offering bounties for other players - players that the Renshai have never stopped shooting at, even. She drains her beer, and tells the bartender not to worry about keeping her seat for her as she hurries out the door. If the reaction from command is what she thinks it will be, then it is about to be a very busy hunting season indeed.
*goat starer* Posted Dec 18, 2020, 2:13 pm	i will pay 1 billion dollars for anyone who kills those cursed enemies of the people Special Circumstances. (apparently I am an enemy of my own faction now despite never fighting Reds ... as a good Red I can't stand by and watch the enemies of the Reds prosper)
FireFly Posted Dec 18, 2020, 5:01 pm	You didn't accidentally do one of them narrative missions did ya goat? Reds don't like them very much
JuJu Crow Posted Dec 18, 2020, 5:08 pm	So what you saying there Goat if anyone manages to kill one of your gangers you'll give then them a shed load of DW$ mmm sounds like a challenge to me
*goat starer* Posted Dec 18, 2020, 5:16 pm	JuJu Crow said: So what you saying there Goat if anyone manages to kill one of your gangers you'll give then them a shed load of DW$ mmm sounds like a challenge to me  sure. a billion Evan Red DW$
Iron Wraith Posted Dec 18, 2020, 10:57 pm	Yeah, but once the revolution comes frater they'll redistribute all the wealth anyway
*goat starer* Posted Dec 18, 2020, 11:10 pm	Iron Wraith said: Yeah, but once the revolution comes frater they'll redistribute all the wealth anyway there is no wealth but common wealth
Joel Autobaun Posted Dec 18, 2020, 11:29 pm	There is no Commonwealth without Canada.
darthspanky Posted Dec 19, 2020, 9:10 am	sure. a billion Evan Red DW$[/quote] translation 1 dw dollar
*The X Man* Posted Dec 20, 2020, 11:37 am	This is what happens when you put a hit on me or my embassy members. COE 2, event ID 591753 Mr Autobaun, I am here to collect my bounty. I am sure these two heads are worth it to you. Also, I am not sure what this ragamuffin's leg is worth, but whatever you see fit works for me.
*Longo* Posted Dec 20, 2020, 1:30 pm	Hahahaha!
FireFly Posted Dec 20, 2020, 3:24 pm	Ouch
darthspanky Posted Dec 20, 2020, 6:33 pm	hehe all part of my plan to make joel broke, xman got a lucky hit.
Joel Autobaun Posted Dec 20, 2020, 7:51 pm	'Accountant' Bambi Bivens walks in with two cases, DW bills leaking out the sides. No one knows how she got her job as lead accountant, her EEE size chest does tell half the story and the boss only lets her work with very round numbers as well. "Two separate payments for easy tracking sir, for two Midget kills". She drops off the cases to the Darkside's man.
Iron Wraith Posted Dec 20, 2020, 7:54 pm	*The X Man* said: Ooh, how do you get a [remove] tag on an injury.  That would be really handy, I have quite a few gangers that I would like to remove the injury from - especially the DEAD injury.  That always smarts
*StCrispin* ce.services.mh@gmail.com Posted Dec 24, 2020, 12:45 am	Iron Wraith said: *The X Man* said: Ooh, how do you get a [remove] tag on an injury.  That would be really handy, I have quite a few gangers that I would like to remove the injury from - especially the DEAD injury.  That always smarts That’s why X never loses people.  He has magical powers. Can’t spell {a certain word} without and X, man. As for Dixie, she intentionally kicked that 4th tank round out of the air to protect the V8 in Taxi Buck.  She was successful.  Unfortunately her plan to complete the race had to be scrapped due to the annoyances of unconsciousness. Bring a bigger gun next time.  That one was ineffective.
darthspanky Posted Dec 24, 2020, 4:30 am	watch out crispy sam will lock his thread for insulting his golden boy who he caters too.
*StCrispin* ce.services.mh@gmail.com Posted Dec 24, 2020, 6:37 am	darthspanky said: watch out crispy sam will lock his thread for insulting his golden boy who he caters too. No insult there, just veiled accusations based on past misbehavior. Not that I really care.  its not like anything anyone does affects me, but ive always been an enemy of "rich get richer megacamps" that crank out Twin Tank Gun Fire Engines.  Especially when the best that I can manage is Buzzers! For the rest of the sentence about words that cant be spelled without an X, man, look at my squad names. One Day maybe X will try to intercept that particular squad!  heh heh