rockinrams Posted Sep 26, 2026, 2:10 am

After years of denial and burning cash at bars, the Beasts, after one last (albeit anticlimactic) hurrah in BL; to show that, despite everything, they still have it; are putting the keys up for good. More specifically, they've taken the keys of many prized rigs in their possession to the marketplaces of Somerset and Badlands, not for lucrative profit, but just enough to pay off the tabs they've racked up. Robert "Pain Seeker" Galusha solemnly spoke to the elites he'd led for so many years... "Well, it was certainly a great run, and it couldn't have been without the likes of ye's here before me... But we had to admit it eventually, we ain't been doing all the psychotic acts of years past that made it so, heck, we ain't been doin' nuthin'. That little trip through the wilds was certainly a nice leg stretch but that was nothing like the usual... As one of this gangs' originals, Henry Alvarez, once said decades ago, well before I was even old 'nuff to have memories, 'Sometimes ya gotta know when somethin' just ain't workin' out, and try something new.'...I could almost swear you can still see the streak on the wall he died on at the SS Desert Racing Circuit... needless to say, we ain't a gang no more, and we've already been living that reality. It's time the Beasts' Workshop turned the lights off..." Robert then turned to the door, grabbing the ceremonial Mutated Ram skull off of it, and as the Beasts of Badlands came together in prayer to "The Horned One", he placed the skull down against the steps. They then prepared the rigs to roll on over to the market lot. Over in Somerset, Gerald Blankenship, leader of the Rookie squad of the town, gave a similar such speech, though much shorter winded and without quite the same charm as ole' Pain Seeker, before proceeding the ritualistic practice and getting the various knick knacks back into running condition for whatever poor soul decides theyre a good idea...