Darkwind
Latte's Convoy

*sam*


Posted Jun 12, 2008, 9:47 pm
Jim Reid of the Darkwind Gazette, still visibly animated from what he witnessed the day before, breezed into Mezcal's and dumped a grubby pile of printed pages onto the bar counter.

"Just take a look!" he said. Nothing more. "Oy Desertrunner, some of your best Tequila, I need it!"

Darkwind Gazette, Nov-Dec 2045
Dr Mathias


Posted Jun 13, 2008, 1:23 am
Georgia 'Bearded Lady' Brown, a smooth faced and not-unattractive young woman, steps up to the bar. She glances over the Gazette and slaps it on the counter.

"A round for the house, on me!" Raising her glass, Georgia yells "Here's to the Raiders!"
*Longo*


Posted Jun 13, 2008, 1:54 am
A hardened chuckle erupts from a dark corner of the bar. "We are all pirates at heart, lads. Just some of our hearts are darker than others." With that, Captain Larry Jackman finishes his drink, walks out the door, hops into a blue dustup, and starts toward the Badlands.
darthspanky


Posted Jun 13, 2008, 6:16 am
"i want to see your scalp put on and lets see the spitting frog trick your klingon girlscout fans are rabid bunch that want to see the trick" a klingon yells at the beautiful fat warty hairy mrs georgia braeded lady brown and hell well even buy the raiders a few drinks. i think those guys in gazzette smoke too much crack driving around in there new stormers.... opps wrong reporter.

FROG TRICK..... FROG TRICK.... OR THERES GUNNA BE A HELL OF A BARFIGHT. LOL
*sam*


Posted Jun 13, 2008, 11:04 am
Reid wanders back into Mezcal's and mutters something about being sorry for the mistake in calling Latte's Raiders a pirate gang, and that he'll put an errata in the Gazette.
Flaming savage


Posted Jun 14, 2008, 9:22 am
Latte,

You are probaly going to go down in darkwind history only i would be stupid enough to try beat that.

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