darthspanky Posted Dec 30, 2008, 3:09 pm

5 crew of arl are enjoying a few drinks at the bar, just after escorting trader vehicles in there unarmed morays, laughing and having a good time. a few hours later 2 trader vehicles from eps pull in, they seem upset for some reason. 'what the hell was that? you guys were our escorts, you just drove off leaving us to defend ourselves, we lost a lorry merc and phoenix and some of our friends' says a trader from eps. 'well then perhaps you stupid bastids should learn to drive, what was that you guys were doing? donuts, with 5 pirates chasing ya real smart. they got what they deserved, the last time we used weapons in our cars ya drive right in our line of fire or rammed us, wheres our money 2 cars got here safly?' says 'hellspawned' helen 'we aint paying you' says one trader 'is that a complaint i hear? you need to talk to richard 'big needle' hes the man in charge of the complaint department' says helen richard then gets up pulls out his shotgun puts it on the traders head and says 'wheres our money?' 'ok we got no complaints' says the trader 'heres yer money' 'a easy 100k' says helen 'ill check the noticeboard to see if anyone needs a escort back to ss'