halflingstew Posted Jan 13, 2009, 11:52 pm

Derek "Machine-gun" Kelly walks into Mezcals and heads over to the bulletin board. Taking out a small paper, he posts it between the large poster of Doc's Incredibly Freaky Travelling Circus and some wanted posters of Shark. It reads... "Lack of fuel putting a crimp in those beachside vacation plans? Can't go cruising with your best mutant girl? Gas shortage so bad Grandpa doesn't want you to pull his finger? Then come on down to The Anarchists Emporium! We've taken your plight to heart, and opened up our small lockup for you, the consumer with money. We'll bring in what we can, but these deals won't last! So act today, and buy something! And remember, at The Anarchists Emporium, we'll gouge you less than those guys across the street!"