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Divine Indulgences

Blackwill Shankill Butchers Darkwind Guru Renegade Group: Members Posts: 650 Joined: Jul 27, 2012 Chrome Religion is hereby offering "Divine Indulgences" for those sinners who wish to atone for previous transgressions against the faith. 1) For each Lion Cheetahs gang member head brought to the High Harvest Church in Somerset, your gang will be paid $1000, and all previous sins forgiven. 2) For the head of each senior Awefensive Enterprises gang member, you will receive $1100, and all previous sins forgiven. 3) For the head of each senior Zombie Pirate Ninjas gang member delivered, you will receive $1200, and all previous sins forgiven. 4) For the head of each senior member of the Meles gang delivered, you will receive $1200, and all previous sins forgiven 5) For the head of each senior member of the Blood and Iron gang, you will receive $2000, and all previous sins forgiven. 6) For the head of each senior member of Longos Merry Men delivered, you will receive $5000....and 10 future sins forgiven. 7) For the bleeding, pulsing, cursing head of "John 'Ammo Biatch' Swayze", of Joels Bastards, indulgences of $20,000 will be paid, and you will be forgiven of all previous AND future sins. In addition, every lower level member of this gang, redded out in combat, will net a bounty of $500. More opportunities for indulgences may be added by the church at our leisure. Payment WILL require positive proof of assassination via the PMing of the event ID to our gang. happy hunting. ......................... vet wv deathrceL1 Posted Aug 25, 2013, 1:22 am

*Rev. V* Cestus Dei Darkwind Guru Civs Faction Group: Marshals + Contributors Posts: 3,208 Joined: Aug 3, 2010 The nuns of Cestus Dei offer far better "Divine Indulgences"..... ......................... vet wv zom marshal paintladder cont Posted Aug 25, 2013, 2:52 am

*Bastille* Raging Scavengers Darkwind Guru Evan Reds Faction Group: Marshals + Contributors Posts: 7,513 Joined: Mar 31, 2009 Yeah, its called herpes. ......................... marshal vet wv pvp4 zom cont pvp32,12,1 Posted Aug 25, 2013, 5:38 am

Joel Autobaun Joels Bastards Darkwind Guru Deathrace Mafia Faction Group: Sinbinned Posts: 4,598 Joined: Nov 10, 2008 "Cheapass" sez John "Ammo Beotch" Swayze ......................... vet northernsummer deathrce1 raceL1 deathrceL1 ww ped1 sssc paintball semiprocombat ped2 e2g gwextrav gwped combat1 paintladder elmsautumn gateautumn wv race1 combatL1 pvp1 pvp5 pvp4 zom pvp3 circuit1 pvp2 circuit2 circuit3 ss2fl67 slay2013 storm2013 geek triangle198,98,31 Posted Aug 25, 2013, 5:42 am

*The X Man* Better Off Dead Darkwind Guru Slavers Faction Group: Game Manager Posts: 2,213 Joined: Jul 25, 2012 And I thought all those red bumps they had were because they were muties! ......................... vet wv marshal paintladder zom circuit3 paintball raceL1 race1 pvp4 hammer circuit2 pvp2 circuit1 gwped pvp5 pvp3 pvp1 deathrceL1 triangle1 combatL1 elmsautumn combat1 northernsummer1,3,0 Posted Aug 25, 2013, 5:43 am

Blackwill Shankill Butchers Darkwind Guru Renegade Group: Members Posts: 650 Joined: Jul 27, 2012 It's all we can afford, Joel We are a not-for-profit institution. ......................... vet wv deathrceL1 Posted Aug 25, 2013, 2:49 pm

*Jagged Monkey* Bazooka Joes Darkwind Guru Deathrace Mafia Faction Group: Marshals Posts: 594 Joined: Jul 13, 2010 Hahaha. Awesome. ......................... vet wv combatL1 semiprocombat marshal elmsautumn northernsummer0,1,0 Posted Aug 25, 2013, 3:31 pm

Necrotech Vendetta Inc. Darkwind Guru Mutants Faction Group: Members Posts: 1,872 Joined: Jul 18, 2011 Please... Do come and collect... I'll make ya famous. ......................... vet wv santa1 deathrceL1 pvp4 gwped raceL1 combatL1 paintladder pvp3 ped2 pvp5 semiprocombat circuit2 pvp1 pvp2 slay2013 gwextrav triangle1 Posted Aug 25, 2013, 6:51 pm

*Rev. V* Cestus Dei Darkwind Guru Civs Faction Group: Marshals + Contributors Posts: 3,208 Joined: Aug 3, 2010 How would your gangers know, Bastille? Your folks never come around to the convent for fun times! (Probably because we don't take payment in chickens or Monopoly money....) ......................... vet wv zom marshal paintladder cont Posted Aug 25, 2013, 6:55 pm

GrowlingBadger Meles Darkwind Guru Mutants Faction Group: Members Posts: 722 Joined: Jul 29, 2010 Hey now that's not fair, why is Necro's crew worth more than mine? Gonna have to do something about that. ......................... vet wv circuit2 circuit1 pvp5 pvp4 Posted Aug 25, 2013, 7:41 pm

Necrotech Vendetta Inc. Darkwind Guru Mutants Faction Group: Members Posts: 1,872 Joined: Jul 18, 2011 Do it the old fashioned way... earn it. Besides.... that bounty is so low that it would more expensive to buy ammo than collect, almost anemic. Perhaps if they would drop an extra on the backside of those bounty numbers... we might actually have more fun with this. ......................... vet wv santa1 deathrceL1 pvp4 gwped raceL1 combatL1 paintladder pvp3 ped2 pvp5 semiprocombat circuit2 pvp1 pvp2 slay2013 gwextrav triangle1 Posted Aug 25, 2013, 7:50 pm

Blackwill Shankill Butchers Darkwind Guru Renegade Group: Members Posts: 650 Joined: Jul 27, 2012 Sorry, Badger. "Clerical" error. Get it? Clerical?? Because, you know...ah, never mind... ......................... vet wv deathrceL1 Posted Aug 25, 2013, 7:52 pm

Blackwill Shankill Butchers Darkwind Guru Renegade Group: Members Posts: 650 Joined: Jul 27, 2012 After the CoE 1 in Sarsfield this weekend, we have decided to take Badger up on his request for a bounty increase. As of now, the Church will pay $8,000 for the head of any Meles senior gang member, and $3,000 for the head of any non-senior Meles gang member. Also, in light of their dismal performance in combat in the last event, the bounties on the heads of Lion Cheetahs and Necrotec have been reduced to $4 each...because, you know, we figure you can knock them out pretty easily, and make it up in bulk. And, don't forget to mark your calendars! The Church Bake Sale benefiting Elmsfield's Children's Hospital is this Wednesday! Good food for a good cause! ......................... vet wv deathrceL1 Posted Aug 26, 2013, 1:33 pm

GrowlingBadger Meles Darkwind Guru Mutants Faction Group: Members Posts: 722 Joined: Jul 29, 2010 The lengths one has to go to to get a decent bounty...However, I fear Necro may hand me over if only to restore his own bounty! GB ......................... vet wv circuit2 circuit1 pvp5 pvp4 Posted Aug 26, 2013, 2:53 pm

Blackwill Shankill Butchers Darkwind Guru Renegade Group: Members Posts: 650 Joined: Jul 27, 2012 That's a great idea, Badger! You guys should resort to in-fighting in an effort to collect these wonderful bounties!! Please? ......................... vet wv deathrceL1 Posted Aug 26, 2013, 3:17 pm

Necrotech Vendetta Inc. Darkwind Guru Mutants Faction Group: Members Posts: 1,872 Joined: Jul 18, 2011 Somewhere in a snow covered tavern..... Keith 'Dangle' Dingle is putting back down another glass of "sacramental" wine. As the glass bottom taps the wood to settle, Keith's eyes widen at the touch of a cold hard metal cylinder slightly behind and above his right ear. He heard no evidence that no one entered, yet that thought did little stop the sweat beginning to pool on his forehead, and the smell of gun oil coming from the well used weapon behind him. A gravelly and menacing voice cut through the air, more chilling than the ice gathered on the windows outside. "Alley does not shoot Alley, False Priest." "The sheer amount of Confessors, Inquistitors, Monks, and your other pederasts we have eliminated from this degenerate, yet feeble, cult should have given you a bit more care in choosing your words." A sharp blast of hot blinding pain brought the floor rushing fast to Keith. After what maybe seemed like an eternity he felt something warm coating his scalp and hair. After reaching back and studying his now red covered fingers, his still slightly blurred vision to focus on the speaker. With some effort he turned his throbbing eyes towards a fairly tall bald man who just came to a crouch before him. While not a physically imposing man, those hard azure eyes matched the icy intensity of the voice which spoke through. That sound alone brought clarity to hazy vision and thought. "There will be no more further discussion of this from any of us. Your weak attempts to bring injury only shows your constant ineptitude and inability. More careless words will only further contempt upon you and hasten all your compatriot's deaths." The man straightened to full height and moved to place a short black brimmed hat one handed, upon his head. He seemed to briefly consider something then faced Keith again. With a hardened toned he voiced a single question. "Say my name" Keith thought this a trick, confused, he wasn't quite sure how to answer that. He blurted and beginning to stand to his feet in now open defiance. "How the hell am I supposed to know?" The man, now done coolly adjusting his hat, replied back. "Of course you do." As he spoke, the man with practice ease, hooked his MP44 into a belt sling, then rolled back the right sleeve on his crisp white shirt, revealing a stylized Red Iron Cross on the underside of his forearm near the elbow. Stamped in black pigment below the cross, a long macabre list containing the names of deceased relatives, former friends, and destroyed allies. As this not so subtle revelation was not lost upon Keith, the rising fear reached it's strong fingers deep into his psyche. "You're.." He stumbled "You're Heisenberg" Sensing sudden movement to the left, began to draw a panicked denial from Keith as he shifted towards the newest motion. Too late to react however, as white hot stars erupted across his vision. That was replaced quickly by the sight of the wooden floor rushing to quickly greet him. Just as a comforting darkness began to cradle Keith, He heard a contemptuous gravel filled wind, loosely disguised as a voice enter his ears. "You're God-damned right." ......................... vet wv santa1 deathrceL1 pvp4 gwped raceL1 combatL1 paintladder pvp3 ped2 pvp5 semiprocombat circuit2 pvp1 pvp2 slay2013 gwextrav triangle1 Posted Aug 27, 2013, 3:03 pm Last edited Aug 27, 2013, 3:10 pm by Necrotech

Blackwill Shankill Butchers Darkwind Guru Renegade Group: Members Posts: 650 Joined: Jul 27, 2012 Keith Dingle is roused from his fitfull, drunken slumber by the feeling of a warm, wet trickle on the back of his head. Weakly, he reaches back and gently wipes at the rapidly cooling and congealing liquid..... "Friggin bird poop??", he shouts, suddenly aware that he has, once again, passed out at his usual table in the snow covered courtyard of the Morgan Inn. Apparently, he had been dreaming again...no Blood and Iron gang members would dare show their faces in such a well guarded and, in their case, unfriendly place. They wouldn't make the trip alone, and even if they did, they wouldn't survive to reach the Inn. Stumbling to his feet, he walks back to the Inn proper, mumbling to himself.... "Gotta quit drinking that Morgan Diesel....and who the heck is Heidelburg, anyway??" ......................... vet wv deathrceL1 Posted Aug 27, 2013, 4:58 pm Last edited Aug 28, 2013, 1:56 am by Blackwill

*goat starer* Special Circumstances Darkwind Guru Evan Reds Faction Group: Contributors Posts: 10,908 Joined: Oct 29, 2007 We don't really know what indulgences are... Sound dangerously capitalist and decadent .. but the SC boys are heading north to join in the fun. ......................... vet wv zom pvp4 cont community deathrceL1 marshal pvp3 pvp2 Posted Aug 28, 2013, 12:43 am

*Rev. V* Cestus Dei Darkwind Guru Civs Faction Group: Marshals + Contributors Posts: 3,208 Joined: Aug 3, 2010 Bring cash, Bastille kinda wrecked it for all Red customers at The Convent.... ......................... vet wv zom marshal paintladder cont Posted Aug 28, 2013, 1:27 am

*StCrispin* Beasts of the Lair Darkwind Guru Anarchists Faction Group: Marshals Posts: 2,657 Joined: Feb 13, 2012 Ward raises an eyebrow. Apparently remembering the quarter Million he recently paid out for the deaths of 2 members of Northern Mutant Alliance. "Blood and Iron guys look cute with Heavy Rockets stuck up their bums... We'll pay 25,000 a head for them just to spice things up." "Because we love you" he smiles. "Didn't we TRAIN them?" asks Flaming Fairy Fager as she sips a drink Ward shrugs. ......................... vet wv gwped paintladder paintball marshal raceL10,1,0 Posted Aug 28, 2013, 9:13 am

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