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http://i46.tinypic.com/m8jsqo.png

a promising starting location, with a river, lots of trees, an entire layer filled with flux stone, iron ores and probably lignite and coal.

there are some near goblins too, we'll better bring a good mechanic and some wardog for early security
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Posted May 28, 2010, 10:14 pm
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So we're swamp-dwarves, are we? Fitting for a bunch of Darkwinders. I'm a little disappointed we're not embarking on a horribly dangerous, evil-infested land, but it's probably for the best since there are new players.
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Posted May 29, 2010, 9:25 pm
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Tonic said:
I'm a little disappointed we're not embarking on a horribly dangerous, evil-infested land, but it's probably for the best since there are new players.


I'm totally doing that... when the military training is fixed ;)


oh, and the horrible zombies bug.
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Posted May 29, 2010, 9:29 pm
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Don't worry, I intend to use my reign of terror term of leadership to make things ... interesting for whoever comes next.  Labels on levers are for pansies.
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Posted May 30, 2010, 12:03 am
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I've read all the other bloodlines which I found pretty funny.
If theres still room I would also like to take a turn for this.
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Posted May 30, 2010, 3:59 am
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I want updates, screen shots, descriptive game lines... i want to play BUT cannot get into the interface at all, its sooooo daunting.
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Posted May 30, 2010, 10:14 am
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it causes serious drain bamage!

by the way, the six chosen dwarves are preparing for their trip, first steps on the outside world in a long time.

I, Mebzuth Thothkol, weapon smith exquisite, have chosen the best crafter the outpost could afford and embarked on the road for glory and richness! The food stock are a bit short now but the area will provide some shrub for our early needs, while we carve the fields under the river.

Sadly I had no chance to get some silk clothes, I hope to get some when the first caravan arrives.
http://i47.tinypic.com/mm8jti.jpg


Without that, Reg, the surgen, tells me that he will have to suture people with iron spikes. That had left me a bit concerned about his mental stability.
http://i47.tinypic.com/33bpv6p.png
and why in hell a guy with no empathy, clumsy and totally lacking social skill should be a doctor?

luckily my long friend and stone crafter Lodum Oddomesor is easy going. We were together in the mining university musical band, we should make some musical instrument or something to make the work less daunting.

by the way, while we will dig the farming chambers, we'll rush out some rock craft encrusted with whatever we'll find down there. We'll need to rush the production of worthy stuff, to buy all the stuff we missed out on embark from the first caravan. That isn't really worrying me now as the gem setter is quite good.

http://i47.tinypic.com/xemlok.jpg


we're set and ready to go!

strike the earth!
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Posted May 30, 2010, 8:18 pm
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update please! :)
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Posted Jun 2, 2010, 11:48 pm
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soooo, here is a postcard from our beautiful valley:

http://i50.tinypic.com/28b87mg.png

we have 'choose' to stop there as the damned wagon got stuck in the damp sand of the river. Damned thing broke and now its stuck there, I'll have to burn it sooner or later.

Recounting stuff, we're all set to go! No, wait a minute: who in hell brought a male donkey?

http://i49.tinypic.com/5zmng0.png

oh well. will be our living meat reserve if the farming effort fails. speaking of which, we have solid chert down south and a sand hill up north. I'm set for making the service entrance up north, leaving the southern chert and limonite wall unscathed to make a legendary entrance somewhere in the future, with pillars of gold and pavement of steel traps.

so, this is the plan for the service entrance:
http://i46.tinypic.com/2u580hh.png
and the farming field (the large room before the farming area may be the future barraks/killing zone, dunno):
http://i49.tinypic.com/15r1fs9.png

while going down there we struck some gems, let's craft!
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Posted Jun 3, 2010, 8:10 am
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food reserves are getting thin, time to 'promote' the surgeon and chief medical dwarf to plant gatherer and spoil the area of food (and trees!)

http://i47.tinypic.com/f4h5yw.jpg

after a couple month of gathering we're not having any kind of above ground edible plants:

http://i46.tinypic.com/r1edky.png

well, those make greats drinks, bu I hope to find something to eat before people start questioning about the low food reserves.

the underground farms still require some time to get started, and the donkey starts suspecting something. maybe I can use some of those rope reeds to chain it down?

here are the clothier and loom under construction:
http://i50.tinypic.com/105wjzr.jpg

I hope those dogs will start breeding soon, too.

http://api.ning.com/files/vXF0xzM*cyuXlTraIIdyNJrLJPyai5NX8uE6Yj1zqW7h36Ax-YvMjPntQCKUMK2Mkwl7J1ElCFHHQ-eMzaMN5ugABcpOkpWh/excel20saga.jpg

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Posted Jun 3, 2010, 8:21 am
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summer cometh!

our first crop: rope reeds! (the f stuff)

http://i45.tinypic.com/21wtud.jpg

planted sightly below are prickle berries, those are really slow to grow, but we had gathered enough to pass the winter. most of the gathered plants got converted in booze, but this other crop may sustain us for the time required to move all the infrastructure underground

http://i45.tinypic.com/2vi2l2b.png

I've made a makeshift room for our new accountant/manager/crappy surgeon/trader!

look how happy he is now:
http://i46.tinypic.com/2v1w6f6.jpg

sadly he was on the only usable spot, so in his room found place the finished good stockpile, a wood furnace and a forge producing large serrate disks like there is no tomorrow.

I don't want to come unprepared to goblin christmas!

you can see the furnace and smelter in this picture, which shows also the firs stone to be placed in the inauguration of the new farms! my goal is almost completed, to create a self sufficient community for my successor to lead!

http://i45.tinypic.com/33o39q9.png
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Posted Jun 4, 2010, 8:26 am Last edited Jun 4, 2010, 8:28 am by LoSboccacc
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:D more more...i may even have to spend the weekend watching the tutorials on youtube, i want more :rolleyes:
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Posted Jun 4, 2010, 11:32 am
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It's always interesting seeing the differences in how someone else plays. There Will Be Changes :)
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Posted Jun 4, 2010, 11:46 am
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have you already consumed all of the post on the previous page too?

how an avid fan.

wolfs: that's the better part of lineage games, messing and messing up previous plans :D
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Posted Jun 4, 2010, 11:47 am Last edited Jun 4, 2010, 11:48 am by LoSboccacc
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Oh that i have, so more updates the better as far as im concerned, now Lost has finished i have nothing to occupy my fragile mind, please take me into a wild fantasy of dwarves, grog, berry foraging and goblin abuse...please.
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Posted Jun 4, 2010, 1:04 pm
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...and the recognition of all the hard work:
http://i49.tinypic.com/2lswfls.png
Les ondulations de ces montagnes infinies, que leurs couches de neige semblaient rendre écumantes, rappelaient à mon souvenir la surface d'une mer agitée. Si je me retournais vers l'ouest, l'Océan s'y développait dans sa majestueuse étendue, comme une continuation de ces sommets moutonneux. Où finissait la terre, où commençaient les flots, mon oeil le distinguait à peine.

you'll have plenty of choice in the purchasing of the autumn caravan when it comes  B)

well, not really: I hope they'll start encrusting with turquoise because the onyx is worth nothing. that items is listed at only 120*  :cyclops:
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Posted Jun 4, 2010, 2:16 pm
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I believe the material value is multiplied by the jeweller's skill, which is almost nothing for an inexperienced jeweller. Hopefully they'll have a chance to train up a bit before we start encrusting our steel plate mail with diamonds :)
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Posted Jun 4, 2010, 2:28 pm
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almost nothing? dude! it's one step below a masterwork! B)

(see the stars around the item AND the encrusting, in the item name)
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Posted Jun 4, 2010, 2:32 pm
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Yeah, I just checked the first page and realised you brought a super gem setter. Now we just need those diamonds...
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Posted Jun 4, 2010, 2:38 pm
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holy moly! migrants!

just in time, it is mid summer and we're running late on the farm project

http://i46.tinypic.com/54f8cp.png

http://i48.tinypic.com/2db33ps.png

whoa! a super duper glass maker almost brewer and, wood burner? go to burning wood you worthless wretch!

now I can relieve the mechanics from that job  :p

and a detailer... time to dig that legendary dining room!
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Posted Jun 4, 2010, 7:59 pm Last edited Jun 4, 2010, 8:01 pm by LoSboccacc
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