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A rare appearance in Dex's by Bastards "Boss" Ross:

"Ahem, William "Zerk-Jerk" Barker, A Pedestrian Combat Champion since 2049, has died today in a Gateway Ped combat event. He was avenged 2 seconds later by a teammate and survived long enough to see his killer's skull cave in. Instead of gasping for air from his destroyed neck he was laughing a bear laugh from the chest as he died.

He was bat #### crazy and a beloved member of the gang for his unique personality. He understood he was well hated by pretty much everyone and it was his last wishes that any who wish to, may come to the services later this week in Somerset (his body being transported in the next day or so), and he invites you to curse, spit or even defecate on his grave after it is over.

You will not see him in the Hall of Fame, but he was very well known indeed. Still this is got to be the strangest loss yet, I'm actually happy for once. Weird. Shine on you crazy Diamond."

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Posted Sep 30, 2010, 4:33 am

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"#### no!" Says one "Theres gunna be a lot of bookies at that service."

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Posted Sep 30, 2010, 1:53 pm