Darkwind - Viewing Topic: Drivers Wanted- El Nubnubs version, Running Cars for cash and fun part-2

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S1190161-Badland Gates Exit
It had been a mixed day for Myron. 'Jester' had been true to his word, even got some good deals at the market. At the Grainne Uaile, to 'Jester's delight and Myron's shock, 'Alex' happened to be a 7' tall, silver haired wolf girl, 'Alex Walker'. She and her pig faced Warthog ganger mate 'Uncle Jones" were drinking at a table with a few of the El Nubnubs oldest gangers.

They were the El Nubnubs members of the travel squad in town, the leader, 'Orighta Nita' Otelia, another older 7' tall female wolf girl Donald 'Is a Woman' Walker and the El Nubnubs Gang leader's best friend from Morgan, 'Beast Master' Beau Ball. They proceeded to get Myron drunk on some wild Badlands brews. Myron last conscious memories was of stumbling back to the shop, being propped up by 'Jester' and Alex.

When he woke the next day, head pounding and spinning, he realized he was naked in the back of the Stormer. He looked around in a panic. In the front seat was his new bag, his new SMG and Rifle, and his freshly cleaned and folded old clothes. Myron hurriedly dressed as fast, well as fast as one can in the back seat of a Stormer, and hobbled with his gear to where 'Jester' was working on an Apache.

"Jester, what the hell happened? "

'Jester' rolled out from Apache, "YOU mean you don't remember!!? " a giant smile crossed his face, "What do you mean? Last I saw was from across the bay, you starting to take off your clothes and Alex holding you up! You kept saying you wanted to be a doctor and you were really good with your hands"

"WHAT??!!" Looking horrified and embarrassed.

"Well Donald is RATHER protective of her family," 'Jester' took some long silver hair off Myron's clothes, " I heard the trader gang, the Badland Rustlers are leaving in a few minutes. If you hurry now, I will get Donald 'calmed down' before she gelds you! "

Myron slipped out of town, hiding the Stormer with the trader cars until the road to Gateway opened up.

A bit later, Donald, Beau and Otelia walked to the Apache. "Where did Myron sneak off so early? We wanted to see him off and to if he was okay after he was puking on himself, his clothes, the car and all over the floor? I heard you and Donald's niece Alex even helped get the drunk naked dude into his car safely and cleaned up."

'Jester' started laughing so hard he dropped the air wrench on the floor and rolled around laughing.

Donald scolded 'Jester'. "Alex also said you wanted some of her hair? And to let you handle the clean up? WHAT did you do 'JESTER'??? AND WHY DID MYRON FORGET HIS GEAR AND GUNS AGAIN??", yelled Donald. "Where did the spare laser go? 'JESTER'!!!"

The other two of the elder gangers laughed in unison.

S1190162-Outback of Nowhere Nine Lunatics-GW
Myron had ran through his memories of that night. He couldn't remember anything of what had happened, why and was he now doomed to die in the desert by a 7' tall angry mutant wolf lady?. OMG what if he did do something? WAS he now in a relationship? Would it cause troubles between Warthog and El Nubnubs?

At his first restroom break, he notice a LASER mounted on the back of the car???? WTH, BY SAM!!" Peeling out and speeding off as fast as he felt safe, he vowed not wreck it now. THINK about your dreams of being a doctor… OOH how horrible and awkward this trip could turn out if he wrecked.

He was so stressed he completely didn't even notice the four Nine Lunatics-GW cars trying to follow him… as he went faster and faster across the wastes. They gave up after the first time he cross the river at 140mph….there were easier targets around GW than that Stormer.

Gateway Entry
Myron pulled into Gateway Gates alone and traffic was light. The large El Nubnubs garage emerged up ahead. The giant echoing and empty building looked to hold a lot more than the few muscle cars, exotics and couple buzzers hanging round. One Mohawked gal stood at the doors, cleaning her finger nails with a knife.

"Hey there, Myron Weiland, new ganger, and hopeful doctor from Sarsfield. Where is everyone?"

Without even looking up from cleaning her nails, "Heyya, Lavonne Gattis, new hire from Gateway. They are all at camp, or going to Somerset, or to camp and Somerset. Who knows?? Boss said to park the Stomer in bay 7, we will let the local Heretic Division Police Force rep know it is in town, come back to remove the laser and then we go get your cash. She pause and said with a smile and a wink, "You will buy me a drink... Boss didn't say you were cute."

"I won't drink, not feeling too well today after my travel." Myron looked away embarrassed about Badlands. Myron blushing and changing the subject asked, "New ganger too? What did you have to do join up?" He couldn't help but wonder what was required this close to town.

"What are you talking about? All I did was answer an ad down and Mezcal's Bar. Park that thing and lets go get a drink, Doc!!"

…"are you good with your hands?"

Some reason in Badlands, 'Jester' Nelson Jeter started laughing again not knowing why…

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Posted Aug 12, 2023, 6:14 am	Last edited Aug 12, 2023, 6:18 am by Joskney