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the mad dr spankenstien strikes again
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'hey doc what ya plotting now' askes egor :stare:

'remember the experiments we did on the insects made them larger more vicious, and the time we created zombies for one night on holloween, or the time we replaced all the chocolate chips with exlax in the girl scout cookies, and even the short period of radiation sickness when we affected the arora. but now ive been working on a plague that will destroy the goodie goodies and make there genitals fall off MUHAHAHAHAHA.' but dont worry egor i have been working on a cure to share with pirates cause i know how much you like your genitals. B)
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Posted Apr 2, 2008, 9:54 pm Last edited Apr 3, 2008, 1:17 am by darthspanky
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Trooper Paul Anthony, leader of Longo's Merry Men, suddenly jumps up and pipes in "They never had a set to begin with."
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Cornelius "Snake Oil" Swindler made a small motion to Penny "Pincher" Leeson to indicate that he was referring to the Girl Scouts the next table over.

"Those characters have some real issues... I thought our Doc was a little unusual."

Penny snorted. "No doubt... hey barkeep, this beer is pretty tart... I think you need to shave a bit off the tab."

Snake Oil swirled his brandy and took a sip.
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Just as Doc reaches for his beer. The one breasted waitress says,"Did you know that there's a new sheriff in town?" "I hear him and his posses got fed up with Somerset. He used to be the Sheriff of Harlem, a real cool beast until they pissed him. My sister in Somerset says, he is he looking for something." She adjusts her breast and smiles as she say, "I hear he has makes his entire body fiery red when he gets mad or excited. Some say he has that power, oh well ya know what I mean." She moves to the other end of the bar turns and yells " He's due in here anytime now. They say he and those wild girls are friendly-like and he tips well."
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Posted Apr 3, 2008, 1:46 am
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as the evil mad dr spankenstien sprays the bad man (a bounty hunter) with a mist as they drive off they see the tied and bound man start to scream as vicious insects rip him apart.

"it works he yells" quickly we must get to the cities


just outside the gates of each city mortar shells were seen lobbing something into the city, strangly enouph only water was in them.

MUHAHAHAHAHA
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Posted Jun 9, 2008, 9:39 pm
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meanwhile in the deepest dungeons of the klingon pyramid 2 men talking.

'remember old gubby in a combat gimme 50k or ill wack ya, or riding wingman with the mad mad crushers while we wacked arl in a dr, or the mighty lord humungous he use ta say pay or die, or darthnillington and the infoumous pendcorp gang, or when wolves preyed in gw.' says victor 'spanken' stein.

'those were exciting days all right... what you smiling for doc.' says issac the torcherer' brien

'oh nothing hehe what they use ta call it in the old star trek episodes we watch.'

'the nuetral zone i think'

'yep gunna have ta break out the old morris code machine see if we can contact our old friends offer some free bloodwine and a place to call home.'

later the next day. be beep bee beep bep beep be bbb be b beep
it says klingons saw lord humungous in the lobby today
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Posted Aug 31, 2008, 12:53 am Last edited Nov 7, 2008, 9:30 pm by darthspanky
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after finishing the arc that was built in ss dr spankenstien looks to collect tires for jimmy.
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Posted Oct 7, 2008, 12:00 am
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meanwhile dr spankenstien is running out of the magic elixer old cornilious swindler of wastland extraviganza use ta sell him.

"dammit im gunna go bald if we dont see the good doc soon" says victor
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Posted Nov 7, 2008, 9:33 pm Last edited Nov 7, 2008, 9:39 pm by darthspanky
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Snake Oil Swindler stopped whittling the old piece of driftwood with his knife. Anastasia lit a carefully wrapped dried cactus cigarette and took a drag.

"So, those crazy Klingon Girlscout ARL Lunatics want some more miracle elixir? Dammit, I guess we'll need to send some of the rubes out to the badlands  pools again."

Anastasia snickered. "We don't have many rubes left, Snakey. In fact, most of Doc's employees know pretty well where he's sending them, and why at this point."

"What about that new gal, the one who hasn't earned a nick yet? Get her tight ass out there in the Taxi and send her down to collect some rainwater!" Snake Oil whittled off a few more shavings and scraped them into an empty bottle nearby.

"I guess I can get started anyway, those ARL nutters are pretty hard up I bet, they need the stuff pretty bad to help fix their atrocious appearance".



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'i see youve been busy doc keep up the good work yer ideas are pretty good' says vernice

'yeah thanks i figured the mechs like to work anyway they can earn us some money and some rares too, not sure but at least old jack is back he sounded interested in hiring us for town events, ive sent a letter to announce the new bank of mcspankys, not sure if they will need any but if they do we can loan it, and im thinking of using this money to possibly build a new camp?' says doctor victor spankenstien

'that would take a long time to build since there so remote' says vernice

'yeah but if we own a camp we can always chase, shoot npc/pc and leave our pvp on and have some fun chasing and shooting at people MUHAHAHAHAHA' says victor

victor looks in deep thought and scratches his very long haired head, he continues 'maybe another gang will bid on these at the last second like last auction, if we could find a open pvp camp perhaps we wouldnt need to bid'

later that day

'ive done it put 3 mil bid on the fl camp, now we can waylay travelers to fl, instead of them thinking they can refit refuel muhahahaha instead we will grow the insects bigger, spike and mine the roads, kidnap, ransom, or sell prisoners to the fl arenas muhahahaha' says dr spankenstien.

ooc i better make it 4 mil just in case some smartie wants to outbid at last second.

'damm you all to hell,****, crap, sob, ****,****, we were out bid by jesus christ sometimes ya just cant win, *** dammit.' screams a infuriated dr spankenstien
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Posted May 2, 2009, 1:08 am Last edited May 4, 2009, 6:44 pm by darthspanky
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meanwhile back at the vacation biomedical research center dr spankenstien is hard at work working on a plague to destroy evan all of a sudden.

the ground near elm starts trumble as if a earthquake

"its allivvve.......its allive.... finally the giant bugs are starting to break out of the 40,000 stone unit pyramid we built at a old abandoned elm camp we sold to ricky. soon spankzilla will awaken and go on a rampage destroying towns and camps muhahahahahahga" says dr spankenstien
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Two old-timers sat in their rocking chairs in front of the General Store. Pulling his cactus cob pipe from his toothless mouth, the older began to speak.

"Hey Cletus, what's the story with them nutball Klingon Girls anyway?"

Cletus shook his head slowly. "I dunno, Eb, I think they done drank too much 'o that glowin' ditchwater. Theys been actin' goofier than usual for weeks. And hell- that's really sayin' somethin'!"

"Ayup!" Ebenezer cackled merrily. "They're nuttier than squirrels cheeks on a normal day!"

"I wish they'd pull their heads out from where the sun don't shine and get back to killin' bounty hunters again, those yellow bellied good-fer-nuthin bounty boys are starting to get out of hand, chasin' them fine, good lookin', upright citizen circus folks!"

Both geezers replaced their pipes and began to rock.
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meanwhile back at the vacation biomedical research center,

"see i told you it would work if they drank the water eventually the bugs would be attracted to peds even more, muhahahaha i heard reports bugs are now attacking even more. soon even now some of the bigger ones are going after cars." says dr spankenstien

"and we finally got those 2 old crackhead jeezers to move away from our underground bunker on the maze map, and wouldnt ya know it all the clouds went away some joker named s.a.m took the credit said he was a mech probly some wackjob who thinks he controls the weather but we know why the clouds left."

"worst still that lammo punk we used to beat up all the time now has more leadership than that other punk we used to beat up, but we have plans for them as well muhahahahaha"

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"Just where is that darn vacation biomedical research center, Joe?"

The two private investigators hired by the Sarsfield And Morganeers (SAM) were clearly getting no-where in their quest to locate the fabled hideout of Dr. S. somewhere in the polluted swamplands north of Elmsfield.

"Aaaah, give it up guys" says Crazy Joe, "have another beer!"
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darthspanky said:


"worst still that lammo punk we used to beat up all the time now has more leadership than that other punk we used to beat up, but we have plans for them as well muhahahahaha"




far away in Badlands... Arnold Ramos trembles...

well i say trembles... its more judders due to the recoil of his car cannon as he tears apart another pirate at 160m. Come and get me Spanky!!
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let loose the dogs of war its time to make some goatcheese :p
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