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darthspanky
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how am i gunna explain to the boss about this?

yeah those crimson brothers are sneacky we had a deal for the 5lv8 for 30k they putting an extra zero on our engine purchase for a total of 300000k that engine better be damm good.

dont worry tho well find em and get the money back before the boss notice its missing.

yeah cause if the boss finds out were dead and he'll order like all the fl gangs to hunt him down nonstop and pay huge bounties to anyone who shows proof of a crimson brother ganger killed.

lets just hope he sees the error of his ways. heck he coulda been smoking that stuff you gave him and may not realize well have to talk with him.

hey bartender tell the crimson brothers the kamakazi insane crackhead klingon united assault scouting squads are looking for him.

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Posted Jun 26, 2008, 3:48 am	Last edited Jun 26, 2008, 5:22 am by darthspanky

darthspanky
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ok let me get this morris code machine working. ok got it.
ok ill type your note to the boss, your uncle yes i know

(the edited version)
dear master of destruction, lord of death, ruler of infintiy and beyond, and eater of bh i hate to inform you that while we were minding our own buisness some thugs beat us up (and killed your niece), took our 300k we were gunna use for weapons and stuff they were very mean and were called crimson brothers.

you think hell buy it? asks the niece

maybe, if we make it look real?

how? asked the niece.

like this

a dagger now penetrates the heart of that klingon. the bosses niece

"by showing him yer body he'll become infuriated with rage and hunt them down. besides when he finds out it was you who lost the money you were dead anyway. this way he'll focus on them and wouldnt believe them at this point even if they tried to explain."

says a unknown ruthless crackhead klingon

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Posted Jun 26, 2008, 4:29 am	Last edited Jun 26, 2008, 5:28 am by darthspanky