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simonmaxhill Drive Backwards BFFs Darkwind Guru Anarchists Faction Group: Storytellers Posts: 1,503 Joined: Mar 10, 2008 "Dick Dong, of the Drive Backward BFF's has been moping around the FL tavern.  My face reveals no emotion, but that's because it's hidden by a featureless plastic mask.  His sock puppet, however, rarely meets anyone's eyes and has stopped eating the pickled eyeballs that it used to relish. Why is he so mopey?  Is it because the rest of the gang goes out and hugs and makes friends, while he has to hold down the fort?  Is it because nobody in his gang will hang out with him, making his only opportunity for scouts ride-alongs with darthspanky's guys? No, that's not it.  That can't be it.  Because Dick is a worthless coward and barely worth of the noble family name Dong." Dong's puppet swivels and turns on his fellow gang members. "I CAN HEAR YOU TALKING ABOUT ME IN THE THIRD PERSON!" his enraged puppet squeaks, "AND I'M NOT MOPING, I'M JUST TRYING TO FIGURE OUT HOW WE CAN HOLD AN ALL GANG PAGEANT TO CROWN A KING OR QUEEN OF FIRELIGHT!" The tavern is so quiet you could hear the blood drip drop dripping out of the most recent stabbing victim pinned to the wall and used for a dartboard. "I like it," squeaks Willy's brother, Wm "Too Terse" Dong. ......................... vet wv Posted Sep 10, 2008, 7:53 pm

darthspanky McSPANKYS LOLLIPOP GANSTAS Darkwind Guru Anarchists Faction Group: Subscribers Posts: 4,008 Joined: Jul 29, 2007 he always is such a nice boy when we scout together, he drives and shoots the paint gun, how to ya think ,supersonic, ralph got all purple skinned. says the ravishing nicole jones in her ear eyeball necklass ......................... vet paintball wv1,0,1 Posted Sep 10, 2008, 8:02 pm

darthspanky McSPANKYS LOLLIPOP GANSTAS Darkwind Guru Anarchists Faction Group: Subscribers Posts: 4,008 Joined: Jul 29, 2007 be bee be beep beep be beep be bee bbb bebe b beep. bartender reads the moris code. bff got a message for ya message reads. something wierd happened today nicole jones took out her flash and was shot in the face and head but lived to join another gang. were looking for her, she must be upset cause she cant win now cause her face is all jacked up. but dont worry were sending our new recruit a famous long lived driver and scout nammed fellicia 'beauty queen' barton we got lucky and our recruiter got her to join our gang, was either join or be eaten, shes on her way from bl now. watch out all you contestants she was good enoupg to win the fat moronic midget no toothed burnt hair zitfaced poopy pants drunken orgy woman of the night contest at mcspankys to win her freedom and even knows how to do the spitting frog trick taught to her by the infamouse 'bearded lady' georgia brown of wastland extraveganza may she rest in peace. cya soon. oh yeah the weird part = our car lost the fight and nicoles not in the car but apperently it is returning to fl cause it had a return encounter with darkwind gang and is still traveling lol she musta set the homing beacon on hehe. wow just those few beeps said all that. says a drunk at he bar ......................... vet paintball wv1,0,1 Posted Sep 11, 2008, 7:44 am Last edited Sep 11, 2008, 7:49 am by darthspanky

darthspanky McSPANKYS LOLLIPOP GANSTAS Darkwind Guru Anarchists Faction Group: Subscribers Posts: 4,008 Joined: Jul 29, 2007 was quite a shock to the patrons of the bar, when a fully restored flash pulls into a parking spot with no driver. wasnt that nicole jones car asks a bar patron, yes it surly is theres the klingon logo says another. a drunk goes up to the car the headlights turn on and a mml launches and blows the drunks head off. the car speaks in a evil robotic voice 'razor is waiting for instructions' just then a frightfully looking migit wearing brown stained pants no teeth no hair drunken and smelling of sex tells the car 'shut up ya damm bastard cant ya see in trying to get laid here' 'so who do i have ta do to win this beaty pagent thingy' followed by a wet sounding fart, and everyone saying ask the bff guys there sponsering it. the car relpys 'good luck ya stankass whore' ......................... vet paintball wv1,0,1 Posted Sep 11, 2008, 9:50 am

simonmaxhill Drive Backwards BFFs Darkwind Guru Anarchists Faction Group: Storytellers Posts: 1,503 Joined: Mar 10, 2008 Wm "Too Terse" Dong's puppet nods to Razor and squeals out, "Dutchman. Hi." The rest of the gang's puppets are hunkered down around crudely drawn pictographs and painting of prospective entries.  On the wall are the first few nominees: A hand drawing of the leader of Sabretooth, his 8 inch fangs vandalized to sport twin prophylactics. "Supersonic" Ralph Scruggs of the Firelight Rats, depicted by a wooden sheet with a muscle man painted on and a hole for the face, behind which Ralph frequently poses. Rebecca Scruggs, Ralph's sister and leader of the infamous gang "Wildfire".  If you tack a paper wig onto Ralph's muscleman board and put your face in it, you're Rebecca. Terry Heisler's puppet, a concoction of rotting flesh, fur and stick on googly eyes looks over the competitors and mumbles, "But whooo will beee the juddggessss?" ......................... vet wv Posted Sep 11, 2008, 10:59 pm Last edited Sep 11, 2008, 11:00 pm by simonmaxhill

darthspanky McSPANKYS LOLLIPOP GANSTAS Darkwind Guru Anarchists Faction Group: Subscribers Posts: 4,008 Joined: Jul 29, 2007 'i want to be in it too. what about the talent portion of the contest' says felicia 'beauty queen' barton as she smiles and winks at dick from bff gang 'old ralphs only talent is he looks like a smurf but can he do this' felicia removes her clothes gets on the bff table and pulls out a radfrog, ill leave the rest to your imagination but the frog does vanish for a bit then comes shooting out and spattering against the wall where ralph picture is and the bar goes crazy. 'thats the greatest thing i ever saw' says one drunk ......................... vet paintball wv1,0,1 Posted Sep 12, 2008, 4:59 am Last edited Sep 13, 2008, 9:07 am by darthspanky

darthspanky McSPANKYS LOLLIPOP GANSTAS Darkwind Guru Anarchists Faction Group: Subscribers Posts: 4,008 Joined: Jul 29, 2007 be beep bb bee be beep be bep beee bep beep b be. im scared to know what it says the bartender. message reads dear fl friends something else weird happened today in a fit of jealouse rage that ralph scruggs would even be in the same competiotion with felicia she went out in the firelite killah and killed supersonic ralph as she got out of the car to tell him hed never win now before he took his last breath she forgot about the ped standing near her and was killed herself. and our famous firelite killah is returning to fl fully restored. i already miss that crazy woman she knew how to entertain us says the bartender ps i have great pics of the event but dont know how to post them? ......................... vet paintball wv1,0,1 Posted Sep 13, 2008, 10:11 am Last edited Sep 13, 2008, 10:55 am by darthspanky

darthspanky McSPANKYS LOLLIPOP GANSTAS Darkwind Guru Anarchists Faction Group: Subscribers Posts: 4,008 Joined: Jul 29, 2007 whose gunna be the winner? i vote for the car hehe still have that razor ......................... vet paintball wv1,0,1 Posted May 3, 2009, 5:55 am Last edited May 3, 2009, 6:04 am by darthspanky

darthspanky McSPANKYS LOLLIPOP GANSTAS Darkwind Guru Anarchists Faction Group: Subscribers Posts: 4,008 Joined: Jul 29, 2007 hey doc ya said ya wanted a haunted car well that firelite killah i sold ya in fl is the same one in this story hehe maybe its haunted bysupersonic ralph and the beauty queen looked in a bitter sweet feul in the truck hehe ......................... vet paintball wv1,0,1 Posted Sep 3, 2009, 9:27 pm

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