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aa meeting in elm rehab unit

darthspanky McSPANKYS LOLLIPOP GANSTAS Darkwind Guru Anarchists Faction Group: Subscribers Posts: 4,008 Joined: Jul 29, 2007 'now we have 4 new members joining us today 'EMPOROR' goerge bush, beverly 'BIG BM' mosley, richard 'BIG NEEDLE' chaundry, and huge 'G RECTION' johnson welcome to yer first meeting' says a very conserned aa counselor. 'wheres the midget strippers' asks a very drunk richard 'dont worry about them there in the clinic getting std checkups they should live, hopefully.' says the counselor 'i gotta make this quick we got some edumication to give some pirate bastards' says a drunk goerge 'dont worry boys its what i do best and they let me in here but we had ta pay em 1200 bucks' says a drunk beverly who then starts stripping. 'oh wait we cant have that the other people are trying to learn not to drink anymore' says the counselor who is fiercly smacked and knocked out by richard as he tries to stop the stripping. 'whell what should we do now' askes another guy there 'dont worry i brought plenty of bloodwine for all of us lets get wasted and watch big bms special finish to her stripping' says a hooting and hollering drunk huge ......................... vet paintball wv1,0,1 Posted Oct 3, 2008, 4:57 pm Last edited Oct 4, 2008, 7:15 am by darthspanky

darthspanky McSPANKYS LOLLIPOP GANSTAS Darkwind Guru Anarchists Faction Group: Subscribers Posts: 4,008 Joined: Jul 29, 2007 week 2 report card the couselor after a meeting looking at his notes talking with the nurse. 'hmm looks like huge went from a alchohol user to a lt addict good for him. richard, no change still a alchohol very heavy addict hell need more rehab fer sure. george remains the same a alchohol user, and looks like beverly got worse went from a alchohol user and now shes a alchohol hv addict, well at least shes a expert gunner bespite being drunk she did shoot that apple off the midgits head at 65 m.' says the counselor 'what about the ear we had to sow back on' says the nurse 'hey she lived and the second shot from the hv gatling gun did get the apple' replies the counselor. ......................... vet paintball wv1,0,1 Posted Oct 10, 2008, 10:17 am Last edited Oct 10, 2008, 10:23 am by darthspanky

darthspanky McSPANKYS LOLLIPOP GANSTAS Darkwind Guru Anarchists Faction Group: Subscribers Posts: 4,008 Joined: Jul 29, 2007 week 3 report card well everyone is still the same but the emporor is now a hv addict, and huge went from a lt addict back to a user lol. seems they get worse in rehab lol. ......................... vet paintball wv1,0,1 Posted Oct 17, 2008, 6:27 am

Lord Foul .-^-HellRazors-^. Darkwind Guru Mutants Faction Group: Rules Council Posts: 3,543 Joined: Jan 12, 2008 I've had a guy in rehab for at least 2 months and the oppostite it happening as well. He started as just a user, then went heavy and is now a heavy addict. I think he's taking the 300 and going to the bar instead of rehab. Something is not quite right with the rehab. ......................... vet race1 deathrce1 wv zom circuit1 pvp1 northernsummer community circuit3 paintball55,206,126 Posted Oct 17, 2008, 6:32 am

darthspanky McSPANKYS LOLLIPOP GANSTAS Darkwind Guru Anarchists Faction Group: Subscribers Posts: 4,008 Joined: Jul 29, 2007 the elm rehab unit gets a moris code message. beep be bb be beep bep be b b bee beep bep beppp. its for the elm rehab counselor, from the leader of the advanced radical lunatics it reads if you dont get yer thumb out of yer ass, and start teaching my guys not to drink then ill send the torcherer and dr spankenstien to house and yer head will be mounted on the wall of the rehab unit. its been 4 months and there only getting drunker yer one crappy aa counselor. ......................... vet paintball wv1,0,1 Posted Oct 24, 2008, 11:16 am

darthspanky McSPANKYS LOLLIPOP GANSTAS Darkwind Guru Anarchists Faction Group: Subscribers Posts: 4,008 Joined: Jul 29, 2007 meanwhile our friends in rehab week 6 update a drunk goerge, hugh, beverly, and richard have the elm counselor tied up in the rehab unit. "muhahahahaha our plan is working (hicup) i knew doctor spankenstien had a good idea (hicup). our leader ordered us to stop scouting cause we dont train and are always drunk hehe (hicup). but now were making everyone else get worse in rehab muhaha(hicup)hahaha. (hicup). at least were making a killing selling bloodwine and drugs in the rehab units.(hicup) we got the drugs from all the missions we took (hicup) but we kept the drugs and failed the mission.(hicup) so we could sell em in rehab (hicup)." says a very drunk george to a passed out richard while beverly stripps with hugh in the background hooting and hollering. ......................... vet paintball wv1,0,1 Posted Nov 10, 2008, 9:01 am Last edited Nov 10, 2008, 9:19 am by darthspanky

4saken The 4saken Darkwind Guru Renegade Group: Members Posts: 2,282 Joined: Jan 1, 2008 Umm... you guys are aware that you're having these AA meetings at Joe's Alehouse, right??? ......................... vet combatL1 wv1,0,0 Posted Nov 10, 2008, 10:35 pm

darthspanky McSPANKYS LOLLIPOP GANSTAS Darkwind Guru Anarchists Faction Group: Subscribers Posts: 4,008 Joined: Jul 29, 2007 dr spankenstien gets to the rehab clinic. "george, richard, and huge get yer drunk asses over here, last night we torchered the rehab couselor and found out he bugged ya so that youd stay a drunk and he could keep collecting money for the rehab. the tourcherer has him in a dungeon now, but we need to get the buggs out so ya can get better. all right boys, then some members fight george richard and huge to the ground where dr spankenstien removes a prober and says this is gunna hurt you alot more than its gunna hurt me. after a few screams and the evil bugs are removed, that looked fun my turn says beverly, no yer just a crazy drunk you didnt get a bug, george huge and richard are now cured after spending 9 months in rehab. ......................... vet paintball wv1,0,1 Posted Nov 19, 2008, 9:23 pm

darthspanky McSPANKYS LOLLIPOP GANSTAS Darkwind Guru Anarchists Faction Group: Subscribers Posts: 4,008 Joined: Jul 29, 2007 meanwhile beverly is still in rehab stripping, but just a month earlier richard was "cured" and let free, but richard enters the bar in elm "gimme a drink" he says. "not sure i should" says the bartender 'i thought they cured ya' "they did for 1 week, but im still a lt drinker now, so give me a drink" says richard. "all right i will but im cutting you off if ya start fighting, demanding we to go free beverly in rehab so we can see her strip, ill throw ya out." says the bartender a few hours later a very drunk richard "wheres that goatheaded looking sob who likes to torment younger gangs" says richard as he grabs the nearest person and punches him in the face, "lets go free beverly and watch her strip" he yells "ok richard time for you to go, well see ya tommorow tell bev we said hi" says the bartender after richard storms out with a large group of drunks to go free beverly he says "well it was nice and peaceful in here while he was in rehab but i gotta say hes a fun customer and i cant wait to let bev start stripping again i do miss her" ......................... vet paintball wv1,0,1 Posted Nov 28, 2008, 8:44 am Last edited Nov 28, 2008, 9:01 am by darthspanky

Bytten The Bytten Squad Autodueller Renegade Group: Members Posts: 449 Joined: Oct 23, 2008 Robert Haugan of the Bytten Squad strolls into the bar. "Celebration time!" he says. "Wilma's off the booze at last!" "Where is she?" asks the barkeep. "She's staying away from alcohol for a while," Robert says. "Two fruit juices to go, please. And whatever the guys running the rehab centre would like. Nice to know they've managed to cure someone for a change!" ......................... vet wv Posted Feb 7, 2009, 12:55 pm

*Longo* Longos Merry Men Darkwind Guru Mutants Faction Group: Marshals Posts: 6,659 Joined: Dec 15, 2007 "Yea, they cured most of Longo's men" states Sergeant Stephen Longo. "But we all ended up going back to our loved one. This was round 3 for me in rehab. I'm thinking its not worth the time and effort." ......................... vet combatL1 ped1 paintladder semiprocombat ped2 wv pvp4 pvp1 gwped paintball pvp3 pvp5 slay2013 marshal circuit2 combat1 e2g raceL1 gwextrav gateautumn pvp2 triangle1 Posted Feb 7, 2009, 9:44 pm

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