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'emporor' goerge bushs preemptive doctrine

darthspanky McSPANKYS LOLLIPOP GANSTAS Darkwind Guru Anarchists Faction Group: Subscribers Posts: 4,006 Joined: Jul 29, 2007 'let it be know to all gangs in evan yer either with us or against us and we will now use a strategy of preemptive targeting of punkasses we dont trust or like. the gods of evan want the people to have pvp so we will give them what they want and we need the practice of slaughtering players so we can learn to let that not bother us so much' 'we hope to see a few select gangs out there' signed 'emporor' george bush ......................... vet paintball wv1,0,1 Posted Apr 12, 2009, 5:41 am

darthspanky McSPANKYS LOLLIPOP GANSTAS Darkwind Guru Anarchists Faction Group: Subscribers Posts: 4,006 Joined: Jul 29, 2007 ooc we also want to offer a 10 million dollar bounty on the squad elms fist you pvp my squad elms fist kill the emporor and you get 10 mil. and as a bonus you get me as yer mortal enemy. ill only pay you if you do it on yer first attempt and only vs 1 other player. hows that for a pvp incentive. ......................... vet paintball wv1,0,1 Posted Apr 12, 2009, 5:43 am Last edited Apr 12, 2009, 6:10 am by darthspanky

*Lugal* Luna Sea Darkwind Guru Renegade Group: Marshals Posts: 2,246 Joined: Jan 27, 2008 darthspanky said: ooc we also want to offer a 10 million dollar bounty on the squad elms fist you pvp my squad elms fist kill the emporor and you get 10 mil. ill only pay you if you do it on yer first attempt and only vs 1 other player [OOC] Wait, you're offering a bounty on your own gang? ......................... vet marshal wv Posted Apr 12, 2009, 6:01 am

Lord Foul .-^-HellRazors-^. Darkwind Guru Mutants Faction Group: Rules Council Posts: 3,543 Joined: Jan 12, 2008 OOC Quite amusing darth, how about we pretend emporer bush was killed and you hand over those RGMs to me and we'll call it a day? ......................... vet race1 deathrce1 wv zom circuit1 pvp1 northernsummer community circuit3 paintball55,206,126 Posted Apr 12, 2009, 6:09 am

darthspanky McSPANKYS LOLLIPOP GANSTAS Darkwind Guru Anarchists Faction Group: Subscribers Posts: 4,006 Joined: Jul 29, 2007 come and get them. ......................... vet paintball wv1,0,1 Posted Apr 12, 2009, 6:11 am

Marrkos 88 MPH Darkwind Guru Renegade Group: Members Posts: 3,711 Joined: Mar 28, 2006 darthspanky said: ill only pay you if you do it on yer first attempt and only vs 1 other player. OOC:  This sounds vaguely familiar...oh, yeah... Navin Johnson said: Anything below the stereo and on this side of the bicentennial glasses. Anything between the ashtrays and the thimble. Anything in this three inches right in here in this area. That includes the Chiclets, but not the erasers. ......................... vet wv community Posted Apr 12, 2009, 6:16 am

*Longo* Longos Merry Men Darkwind Guru Mutants Faction Group: Marshals Posts: 6,659 Joined: Dec 15, 2007 "Ole George kept us alive when we was newbs. Used to take us out scouting when all we had was a sunrise that Gubby gave us. Got us our first few LRs and Apaches. We not going anywhere near the ole fool. He prolly drunk again, god bless em." say Lois "Bed Head' Byfield. ......................... vet combatL1 ped1 paintladder semiprocombat ped2 wv pvp4 pvp1 gwped paintball pvp3 pvp5 slay2013 marshal circuit2 combat1 e2g raceL1 gwextrav gateautumn pvp2 triangle1 Posted Apr 12, 2009, 8:11 am

*Grograt* Grograts Gonads Darkwind Guru Renegade Group: Marshals Posts: 8,377 Joined: Oct 5, 2008 Louie 'Middle Finger' Wright looks bemused as he hears word of the ARL statement, he wonders if the whole of even has reached boiling point and re considers leaving Elms " Oi Dickenson, you got the Pachee prepped yet " Bruce looks up from under the engine bay " Couple more hours, and were good to go " " dont worry about that now, go get the two - way, we need to contact base " Louie heads back to Retributions Mobile unit " Man we need to watch everyone in future " ......................... vet marshal wv community Posted Apr 12, 2009, 12:04 pm

darthspanky McSPANKYS LOLLIPOP GANSTAS Darkwind Guru Anarchists Faction Group: Subscribers Posts: 4,006 Joined: Jul 29, 2007 today the 'EMPOROR' would like to announce those who have joined us shark glow plug with these allies we shall defeat the rest who are against us doc alo xander tucano all still frolicing in the flower gardens and are mia but we dont need those lasy bitches anyway. ......................... vet paintball wv1,0,1 Posted Apr 15, 2009, 8:58 pm Last edited Apr 15, 2009, 9:00 pm by darthspanky

*jimmylogan* MADHAT Darkwind Guru Civs Faction Group: Marshals + Rule Council Posts: 5,587 Joined: Jun 11, 2008 "You know, we're just here visiting our teammate in the hospital," says one MADHAT member. "We are not looking for war, but if we're called out we will NOT back down." He goes back to his drink and silently motions for his gunner to keep an eye out for things to come... ......................... vet marshal deathrceL1 wv community combatL1 Posted Apr 15, 2009, 9:43 pm

darthspanky McSPANKYS LOLLIPOP GANSTAS Darkwind Guru Anarchists Faction Group: Subscribers Posts: 4,006 Joined: Jul 29, 2007 later that evening at the hospital rehab unit. a rucus 'get her before she kills us all shes already killed 20 trying to escape' says a caregiver as a batleth peirces his skull. 'you bastards kept me in here now for 8 months while old goerge been running the show no more maybe i just like smoking crack and leading my gang advanced radical lunatics to do whatever we want i dont care if the 'EMPOROR' wants me here cause im getting old and loosing streanth from smoking my crack thats who i am they use to call me darth c..t but they banned my name now dont forget its vernice 'DARTHECLAVDRA' allen and ive already slaughtered the entire rehab unit cause you bastards suck. ill see someone out on the road tonite.' as she wipes the blood off her batleth and leaves the rehab unit. ......................... vet paintball wv1,0,1 Posted Apr 15, 2009, 10:43 pm Last edited Apr 15, 2009, 10:46 pm by darthspanky

darthspanky McSPANKYS LOLLIPOP GANSTAS Darkwind Guru Anarchists Faction Group: Subscribers Posts: 4,006 Joined: Jul 29, 2007 all loaded up in the renowned elm fury crew takes off 'who were those guys at the hospital with the funny hats' says vernice. 'those were the guys from madhat maybe we can search the road find some fool to ambush and steal there tires and give em to jimmy, he owns a plastic plant and they make the prettyest little dollies made of plastic you ever saw, some of the midget strippers donate hair for the plastic dollies they make. i sure hope we can get some' says patricia 'cakes' ......................... vet paintball wv1,0,1 Posted Apr 16, 2009, 2:46 am

darthspanky McSPANKYS LOLLIPOP GANSTAS Darkwind Guru Anarchists Faction Group: Subscribers Posts: 4,006 Joined: Jul 29, 2007 the emporor speaks again "we are going to give that goatheaded commie lammo some edumication" "lets see if these punks are brave enouph to try to collect the bounty i put on myself, cause im hungry for goatmeat." says the wonderful and great capitalist who really hates commies george himself i doubt it so looks like were going to go after him, to everyone else yer either with us or against us. ooc hows that for some pvp incentive hope to see someone try. ......................... vet paintball wv1,0,1 Posted Nov 27, 2009, 1:25 am Last edited Nov 27, 2009, 1:28 am by darthspanky

*goat starer* Special Circumstances Darkwind Guru Evan Reds Faction Group: Contributors Posts: 10,907 Joined: Oct 29, 2007 Concentrated in the tougher bandit country down south there are hardly any Special Circumstances staff around to witness this bizare rambling... but after several days the normally reclusive Judy Beasley gets to hear some of it on the grapevine. During a lull in the Aurora she puts a radio call in to Ramos in Badlands.. the line is not great.. "Can you hear me commander?" "yeah Judy.. hows Elms?" "Quiet... Dull.. just the way I like it" "so whats this about? we don't hear much from you these days" "yeah.. sometimes i think you have forgotten about me! There is some bloke up here being really strange... he seems to be trying to start a war with us... or himself.. or something..." "you know who he is?" "nope.. no idea... asked around and nobody else does either although he claims to have been some kind of bigshot a few years ago" "its not some loony calls himself the emperor is it??? I thought he was dead! He was some small time punk who thought he could play with the big boys.. last i heard he had taken his bunch of 'klingons' and gone off in a huff after i conned an RGM out of him!..... well nice to have the old crazy back.. Evan could use a few more loose cannons.. even if they are 2 sandwiches short of a picnic!" ......................... vet wv zom pvp4 cont community deathrceL1 marshal pvp3 pvp2 Posted Dec 6, 2009, 6:40 pm Last edited Dec 6, 2009, 6:43 pm by goat starer

darthspanky McSPANKYS LOLLIPOP GANSTAS Darkwind Guru Anarchists Faction Group: Subscribers Posts: 4,006 Joined: Jul 29, 2007 'dammit whose been leaking info to those commie bastages how do they know we eat sandwitches at our picnics ' says the emporor ......................... vet paintball wv1,0,1 Posted Dec 7, 2009, 1:43 am

darthspanky McSPANKYS LOLLIPOP GANSTAS Darkwind Guru Anarchists Faction Group: Subscribers Posts: 4,006 Joined: Jul 29, 2007 wed just like to mention were against everyone but at this time were paying special attention to that one guys gang bashie or something he will die first. ......................... vet paintball wv1,0,1 Posted Dec 12, 2009, 6:31 am

*JD_Basher* Gearjammers Darkwind Guru Renegade Group: Marshals + Storytellers Posts: 2,728 Joined: Feb 11, 2007 Ronald 'Big Guns' Pinson raises his bulky frame off the bar and looks around.... He grabs the microphone in front of him and says.... If there is ANYONE that wants to fight with the Gearjammers... I'll be the first one to defend them!...... Tell me a time and a date and I'll be there...... Tell me the type of car you want to use with weapons, and I will show up! PLEASE accept my challenge!........ My gunners need some skills! ......................... vet marshal wv cont Posted Dec 12, 2009, 7:57 am

darthspanky McSPANKYS LOLLIPOP GANSTAS Darkwind Guru Anarchists Faction Group: Subscribers Posts: 4,006 Joined: Jul 29, 2007 please dear sir come in sit down we do our best to restrain from arguing in front of the emporors midget secratary who was freed from the slave pits of fl some years ago. buy you a drink? we dont want a brawl like we had at emporors last brilliant speech at least not in this thread. im sorry did you have something to say? ......................... vet paintball wv1,0,1 Posted Dec 12, 2009, 8:32 am

*JD_Basher* Gearjammers Darkwind Guru Renegade Group: Marshals + Storytellers Posts: 2,728 Joined: Feb 11, 2007 Ronald 'Big Guns' Pinson stands up to his full 7 foot 2 inch tall frame and looks down at the small wavering man with the Girl Scout emblem on his shoulder in front of him..... "You just name the time and place"..... Ronald said poking his cucumber sized finger into the 'emporer's' chest..... "ANYTIME little man!" Ronald turned back to his drink and thought silently for a few seconds. "You know?" he said, turning back to the adversary next to him. "I don't have to like you to respect you...." "But the price is STILL 2 Million for your legendary apache we have in our lockup." "I would prefer that you grief the Gearjammers only for auctioning your car and not the eventual winner of the auction I am hosting." Ronald said waggling his finger side to side in a "no-no-no" motion.. ......................... vet marshal wv cont Posted Dec 12, 2009, 8:56 am Last edited Dec 12, 2009, 9:00 am by *JD_Basher*

darthspanky McSPANKYS LOLLIPOP GANSTAS Darkwind Guru Anarchists Faction Group: Subscribers Posts: 4,006 Joined: Jul 29, 2007 'well marshall ronnie you may be a big shot marshal boy over in ss see they have laws in ss we cant attack you there, but this is elms and our lawyers tell us you dont have any juristiction in this town, so you cant touch us as long as yer waering that pretty little badge you love so much, but we on the other hand can do what we want attacking you in elm whenever we choose better go run back to ss where its safe for you, someone show marshal ronnie to the door' says a very hot looking midget chick nammed sammie redfern (emporors secratary) 'oh ronnie remember my name i do exist but i cant say that for the ones who win the car bid' continues sammie as she holds up her middle finger and waves it at ronnie and the entire gang members there gladly helps ronnie leave .... just wait for it ......................... vet paintball wv1,0,1 Posted Dec 12, 2009, 11:48 am Last edited Dec 12, 2009, 12:11 pm by darthspanky

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