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Iron Wraith
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"So I was pulling round the corner and suddenly there's this marley bearing down on me."

"Hey Alex, lets not get all third party about this, you had already side swiped two other cars and taken them out"

"I keep telling you, it's not my fault, that blasted pickup was set up all wrong and I don't know what the hell kind of tyres were on it. I've been round that track dozens of times without mishap before now"

"Well soem of the guys are a bit more agressive than the local pond life."

"Exactly, it's not like I changed my line to hit him, he had the twisty car, why didn't he go round?"

"...err time to leave Alex, looks like Collison Force are coming over and the way that guy is hobbling, I am guessing its the force of your collision he wants to discuss"

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Posted Jul 14, 2009, 8:32 pm

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'Machine Gun' Mark Jackson takes a look at the Dustup as it pulls back into The Paranoid Tourist's garage.

"Shirley! What the hell's that scuff on the side, there!? I told you that you could run it in the race if you were careful. It's the only one we've got"

"I was following this pickup around a corner when I saw it take an odd line. I swear, the thing was aiming right at the Collision Force entry."

"So you decided to ram it, too?"

"No, boss. I was trying to get around the mess. Heck, I was doing 20 mph better than the pickup and was about to lap him. He should've let me by. He bounced of of that Marley and back into me."

"Alright, Shirley. I've got no reason to doubt you. Sounds like the pickup was out for blood."

"Sorry, boss. I'll get the touchup paint."

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Posted Jul 15, 2009, 3:20 am	Last edited Jul 15, 2009, 3:20 am by The Paranoid Tourist

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"err Fred?"

"What is it Alex?"

"You know that race I was talking about"

"Oh the demolition derby?"

"Shhhh, people will hear you, it's bad enough that the other guys think I did it deliberately without you implying that it was"

"Ok, calm down. What's the problem"

"I found this. What is it?"

"Looks like a bust indicator assembly from a Dustup, where'd you find it?"

"It was in my locker, who would have put it there? And why?"

"Don't know, but I'm sure it isn't a message of any kind, just some joke I imagine, I saw one of the PT guys floating around earlier"

"Oh crud....I'm going to the bunk house, dont' tell anyone you saw me..."

"Hey Fred, whats got into Alex? He looked like he'd seen a mutie"

"Hi Ed, He thinks PT are out to get him because he found a part of a Dustup in his locker."

"Jeez, now wonder he's looking worried."

"Oh that's nothing, you wait till he finds that cylinder head I put in his bunk, hope he's smart enough to figure out it's from a Marley..."

"Fred, you are such a..."

"Head mechnic! And don't you forget it sonny!"

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Posted Jul 16, 2009, 7:03 pm