Sep/Oct
2096
Joels Bastards Win Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally II League

The Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally II League finished, with Joels Bastards taking the overall victory and a prize of $600000. The runners-up were Longos Merry Men, and finishing in third place overall were Darkwinds Most Wanted.

Joels Bastards Win Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally I League

The Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally I League finished, with Joels Bastards taking the overall victory and a prize of $400000. The runners-up were Longos Merry Men, and finishing in third place overall were Darkwinds Most Wanted.

Joels Bastards Win Circuit of Evan Rally III League

The Circuit of Evan Rally III League finished, with Joels Bastards taking the overall victory and a prize of $250000. The runners-up were Darkwinds Most Wanted, and finishing in third place overall were Interstate 82.

Joels Bastards Win Elmsfield Two Guineas League

The Elmsfield Two Guineas League finished, with Joels Bastards taking the overall victory and a prize of $60000. The runners-up were Interstate 82, and finishing in third place overall were The Vanguards.
60K AND getting clean! TWO FER!

Lynn `Genital Herpe` Miller of The Trouser Attacks died at Once Upon a Town.


Scott Weston of Romans Legion died at The Pit.


Sean Weston of Romans Legion died at The Pit.


Matt Herbert of Romans Legion died at The Pit.


Robert Steele of THERAPISTS died at Lonesome Highway.


Courtney Schuler of THERAPISTS died at Lonesome Highway.


Dora Eddy of THERAPISTS died at Lonesome Highway.


Kesha `Teisha` Richmond of Smoker U Drink, Player U Get died at Telegraph Road.


Darren `Salvager` Jimison of The Vanguards died at Ring of Death Arena.


Chris Wilson of Smoker U Drink, Player U Get died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop.


Betty `BB` Baker of Knights of the Round Tire died at Once Upon a Town.


Robert `Death Wish` Bronson of Knights of the Round Tire died at Once Upon a Town.


Franklin Desai of Aisllye died at Northern Farm Land.


`MS.` Virginia Young of Raven Lunatics died at Acid Land.


Barbara `Gunshow` Arredondo of Project Cerberus died at Lost Oasis.


Ron Burgan of Piglets of Fate died at Once Upon a Town.


Traci `Raven` Brown of Raven Lunatics died at Once Upon a Town.


Jodi Coker of KILLtoll died at Never Plains: Sand Storm.


Sharon Browne of KILLtoll died at Never Plains: Sand Storm.


Michael `Myers` Wiseman of DWGs Most Hated died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Dwayne `The Rock` Johnson of Bamboo Cutters died at Northern Farm Land.


Bernie `The Red Giant` Sanderson of Bamboo Cutters died at Once Upon a Town.


Mike Tolley of Re-Tired Irons died at Gates of Somerset.


Allen `EvelEaBreaker` Quinton of Rollovers died at Gates of Somerset.


Edward Bowman of rebelfish resurgent II died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Daisy `Duke` Keen of Knights of the Round Tire died at Somerset Arena.


Lynne Pickering of The Trouser Attacks died at Under a Bloody Red Sky.


Gary Fisher of housers died at Gates of Somerset.


Lang `Labomb` Laffey of Melted Rubber died at Chaos Canyon.


John Justus of Raven Lunatics died at Via Rupta.


Karan Hair of black widow died at Sandy.


Roy Relyea of black widow died at Road to Somerset.


Wanda Carroll of Murphys Mercs died at Scattered Grounds.


Wilhemina `Panky` Hankerson of CryptKeepers died at Ring of Death Arena.


James `Quick Draw` Johnson of Mercykillers died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Arena.


Jeffrey `The Truth` Lyman of Raven Lunatics died at Northern Farm Land.


Joan Tyner of THERAPISTS died at Gates of Somerset.


Lucy Gonzalez of THERAPISTS died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop.


Morgan Shannon of THERAPISTS died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop.


`Mark Sinclair` Von Diez of Bamboo Cutters died at Gates of Somerset.


Alexander Roe of Hogs of Destiny died at Somerset Super Speedway.


George Weatherford of Sandrats died at Gates of Somerset.


Eric `Chocko` Lind of Exalted died at Never Plains: Sand Storm.


`Mister` Hector Grigsby of Exalted died at Never Plains: Sand Storm.


`Great` Scott Reed of Exalted died at Never Plains: Sand Storm.


Dean Niebuhr of Turner, Harvest and Ramirez died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop.


Roy Houston of Machine Gun Morons died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Paul Austin of Machine Gun Morons died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


James `Third` Rieke of Eternal Travelers died at Gates of Somerset.


Jerry Starkweather of Eternal Travelers died at Lost Trail: Broken Ground.


Michelle `Gefilte` Fisk of Eternal Travelers died at Lost Trail: Broken Ground.


Mikki `Tenne` Baum of Eternal Travelers died at Lost Trail: Broken Ground.


Jeffrey Campbell of The Trouser Attacks died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop.


Kris Smith of Aisllye died at Never Plains: Sand Storm.


Paul Cree of Exalted died at Somerset Rally Circuit.


Jessica Mendez of Avenged Sevenfold died at Lonesome Highway.


Michael Alexander of an0maly died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Race Track 1.


Michael Dixon of an0maly died at Gates of Somerset.


Maynard Clark of thecooolkidz died at Ring of Death Arena.


George `The Driver` Noe of Chameleon died at Once Upon a Town.


`Mechy` Marjorie Edge of Chameleon died at Once Upon a Town.


Justin `JC` Cameron of Womens Auxiliary Balloon Corps died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop.


Arthur ``Ack-Ack`` Acosta of Murphys Mercs died at Northern Farm Land.


Sonny `yolo` Coronado of housers died at Northern Farm Land.


Jessica `Haymaker` Holt of CryptKeepers died at Northern Farm Land.


Samantha `Sammy` Romero of CryptKeepers died at Once Upon a Town.


William `Koolaid` Manson of Zaphod Beeblebrox died at Gates of Somerset.


Joe `Stainless` Stehle of Zaphod Beeblebrox died at Gates of Somerset.


Dominic `Nitro` Jackson of Mercykillers died at Somerset Super Speedway.


Elizabeth Dupre of Interstate 82 died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Karen Karam of black widow died at Once Upon a Town.


`Old man` Gary Schurman of black widow died at Never Plains: Sand Storm.


Nancy `Likes `Em` Young of Cestus Dei died at Northern Farm Land.


Charles Vegas of Knights of the Round Tire died at Somerset Arena.


Lynn `Mmmbop` Hansen of Zaphod Beeblebrox died at Gateway Interstate Arena.


Helen `Fisheye` Blackman of Eternal Travelers died at Double Down Arena.


Anna MacKinnon of Raven Lunatics died at The Pit.


`Herpe Frog` Barbara Storey of The Trouser Attacks died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop.


Cindi Arnold of blue rock died at Snowy River Pass.


Carroll Edmonds of an0maly died at Northern Farm Land.


Christina `Yea Toast` Haywood of Eternal Travelers died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Race Track 3.


Long Dong of Renshai died at Road to Somerset.


Mary Graves of Renshai died at Road to Somerset.


Molly Mayo of Renshai died at Road to Somerset.


Jeanette Siegle of Interstate 82 died at Gates of Somerset.


Wayne Newton of housers died at Somerset Rally Circuit.


Franklin Johnson of The Trouser Attacks died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Shena Jackson of Sandrats died at Somerset Dirt Racing Track.


Frank Magnuson of BlueDogs died at Gates of Somerset.


Henry `Greaseball` Parkin of The Vanguards died at Highway to Hell.


Patrick `Slow Ride` Leal of Eternal Travelers died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop.


`Battle Angel` Misty Esquivel of Chaos Engineering died at Lost Trail: Overland.


Edmund `Extrasensory` Stapp of Bamboo Cutters died at Scattered Grounds.


Jackson Grant of Raven Lunatics died at Ring of Death Arena.


Wilfred Melendez of Blue Foxs died at Chaos Canyon.


`nan` Julie Garcia of Blue Foxs died at Chaos Canyon.


Kevin Mongillo of Blue Foxs died at Telegraph Road.


Christopher Edwards of Blue Foxs died at Telegraph Road.


Marilyn Shinn of rebelfish resurgent II died at Northern Farm Land.


Donald Dangerfield of rebelfish resurgent II died at Northern Farm Land.


Terrance McEwen of rebelfish resurgent II died at Northern Farm Land.


David `Bomber` Lancaster of Vault Dwellers died at Road to Elmsfield.


Mark `Acid` Raines of Vault Dwellers died at Road to Elmsfield.


Sidney `No` Deal of Vault Dwellers died at Road to Elmsfield.


John Wolf of Sparrow Flock died at Somerset Rally Circuit.


Ozie `Coma Chick` Rose of Blood Roses died at Burning Skies.


Mike Neumann of The Trouser Attacks died at Gates of Somerset.



Public Enemy


 
The most wanted gangs in Evan today are listed below. The bounty listed for each gang is a combination of the amount offered by local vigilante groups and by disgrunted individuals, and represents the amount of money you would expect to be paid for each senior member of the gang you kill.

1. Eternal Travelers (Somerset): $3723.
2. GO FORNICATE YERSELF (Elmsfield): $1622.
3. GO FORNICATE YERSELF (Somerset): $1436.
4. TheFireDragons (Somerset): $969.
5. GO FORNICATE YERSELF (Gateway Truckstop): $363.
6. Eternal Travelers (Gateway Truckstop): $325.
7. black widow (Somerset): $309.
8. Smoker U Drink, Player U Get (Somerset): $266.
9. TheFireDragons (Elmsfield): $253.
10. Avenged Sevenfold (Badlands Truckstop): $243.

Pictured above: An artists rendition of "Oh" Henry Wiens, leader of the Travelers and scourge of good mannered Civvies everywhere. This reporter reached out to Henry for a comment and got this in response "Meh, see, it's curtains. They gons be sleepin' with the fishes!!" More at 9.

Movers and $hakers

This list shows just who has been winning the most lucrative prizes on the circuits and arenas of Evan, during the past month.

1. Eternal Travelers: $1345450.
2. Sandrats: $334907.
3. The Trouser Attacks: $331535.
4. Dirty Lickins: $329442.
5. Bamboo Cutters: $314356.

1.3 MILLION. Come on you casuals, catch me! I made almost more than the rest of you COMBINED. Git Gud scrub! - Sir Nexus

 
League Leaders

With the major leagues coming towards their conclusion, the current leaders are:

Evan Race Ladder - Afrika Korps
Evan Deathrace Ladder - TheFireDragons
Evan Arena Combat Ladder - SLESTAGE
Evan Paintball Combat Ladder - Interstate 82

In addition, the leaders of the minor leagues are:

Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally II League - Joels Bastards
Elmsfield Two Guineas League - Elmsfield Bandits
Circuit of Evan Rally III League - Joels Bastards
Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally I League - Joels Bastards



Political Update

A well-known activist from the Evan Reds was preaching from his soap box again about arranged betting on arena events. Locals caught on and stopped betting. This caused great loses to the mafia. The activist was later found dead, a bullet to the head. Relations have deteriorated.



Kermit Giles

This month, we caught up with Kermit Giles of Turner, Harvest and Ramirez, one of Evan`s most skilled large guns specialists.
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