May/Jun
2089
Joels Bastards Win Somerset Spring Challenge League

The Somerset Spring Challenge League finished, with Joels Bastards taking the overall victory and a prize of $60000. The runners-up were Danterrans Dilettantes, and finishing in third place overall were Porcias.

`Rocketman ` William Benz of Turner, Harvest and Ramirez died at Interstate Mythos.


Chad `letnji` Compton of tashcrew died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop.


Shana Arrieta of Turner, Harvest and Ramirez died at Road to Elmsfield.


Diana Prince of Evan Force Patrol died at Somerset Rally Circuit.


Joanne Johnson of Rabid Groundhogs died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Katherine `Kitty` Ruth of CryptKeepers died at Never Plains: Sand Storm.


`Bad Bitch` Bonny Beatty of CryptKeepers died at Never Plains: Sand Storm.


Joe Lundgren of The Violent Femmes died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Jon `Spike` Lee of The Violent Femmes died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Samantha Giuliani of The Violent Femmes died at Highway to Hell.


Julie `Comrade` Granados of Special Circumstances died at The Pit.


John Collins of PA Racers died at Interstate Mythos.


Julie Wilmore of Dirty Lickins died at The Pit.


Grant Emerson of Evan Force Patrol died at Gates of Somerset.


Robert `Grills` Morillo of Dead Stop died at Maure Dore.


Cathy `Cranberry` Stanberry of The Violent Femmes died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Jimmy `Likes` Salley of The Violent Femmes died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Kendra Hoots of Kelodans Gang died at Somerset Arena.


Mark `Chip` Monk of Rabid Groundhogs died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


`O` Kay Beatty of Rabid Groundhogs died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Lloyd Smith of Turner, Harvest and Ramirez died at Road to Somerset.


Bobby Ringer of Danterrans Dilettantes died at Broken Hill.


Roland Fitzgerald of Crays Cons died at Double Down Arena.


France Lofton of eatsleepjdm died at Northern Desert Circuit.


Donnie Roney of Turner, Harvest and Ramirez died at Lost Trail: Broken Ground.


John Solis of Turner, Harvest and Ramirez died at Acid Land.


Nicole Adams of Turner, Harvest and Ramirez died at Acid Land.


Mary McDonald of tashcrew died at Under a Bloody Red Sky.


Terrance Hanna of tashcrew died at Gates of Somerset.


Jason Buchanan of blue rock died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


James `Lives Down da` Hall of Rabid Groundhogs died at Highway to Hell.


Aretha Young of Crays Cons died at Ring of Death Arena.


Dustin Brogden of Painful Autopsy died at Ring of Death Arena.


Alejandro Giddings of Meles Meles died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Arena.


Rocco `Cocho` Brown of tashcrew died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Race Track 3.


John `Deere` Laporte of The Violent Femmes died at Pathway to Darkness.


Eric Fugate of The Violent Femmes died at Telegraph Road.


Brooks Dallas of CryptKeepers died at Sandy.


Steven Cervantes of Painful Autopsy died at Road to Somerset.


Gerald `Sugar Pie` Tate of Heavy Metal Nomads died at Sandy.


Bruce `Maiden` McNeill of Heavy Metal Nomads died at Sandy.


Tina Neill of Django died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Arena.


Carl Freeman of Django died at Viper Canyon.


Courtney Sisson of Meles Meles died at Ring of Death Arena.


Alice McCrimmon of Waskal Wabbitz died at Somerset Arena.


Thomas `The Bandit` Santiago of Turner, Harvest and Ramirez died at Gates of Somerset.


Jeffery `Firebug` Venable of Smoker U Drink, Player U Get died at The Pit.



The Darkside Win Northern Paintball League

The Northern Paintball League finished, with The Darkside taking the overall victory and a prize of $25000. The runners-up were Dirty Lickins, and finishing in third place overall were Road Assassins.
Evan Leagues

As the year progresses, here are the leaders of the major leagues:

Evan Race Ladder - Rizon Oni
Evan Deathrace Ladder - The Darkside
Evan Arena Combat Ladder - Danterrans Dilettantes
Evan Paintball Combat Ladder - Rabid Groundhogs

In addition, the leaders of the minor leagues are:

Circuit of Evan Rally III League - Joels Bastards
Northern Paintball League - The Darkside
Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally II League - Joels Bastards
Somerset Spring Challenge League - Joels Bastards
Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally I League - Joels Bastards
Northern Semi-Pro Combat League - Dirty Lickins



Political Update

Relationships between the slavers and the merchants has improved substantially, following the delivery of three hundred strong backed workers to the factories in Texan.



Michael 'Milton' Bradley

This month, we caught up with Michael 'Milton' Bradley of Smoker U Drink, Player U Get, one of Evan`s most skilled large guns specialists.
Current DW Gazette Editors: Sam, Racing Robbie, Ayjona, JD_Basher, Bastille, Rezeak, Fifth, SmokeyKilla.