Jan/Feb
2104
Squad Combat Leagues

With the squad combat leagues concluding, the winners from each division were:


Division 1: Redneck Coalition (PA Racers, Anarcho-Pumpkin Privateers, Joels Bastards)
Division 2: Team Shantyville Police (Shantyville Police)
Division 3: Fatal Distraction (The Darkside, Interstate 82, Darkwinds Most Wanted)
Division 4: The Merry Men and Their Drinking Buddies (Longos Merry Men, Joels Bastards)
Division 5: Guns are for Fun (Interstate 82, The Darkside)


Joels Bastards Win Gateway Winter Meltdown League

The Gateway Winter Meltdown League finished, with Joels Bastards taking the overall victory and a prize of $60000. The runners-up were Longos Merry Men, and finishing in third place overall were El Demonios.

Linda Schafer of SAO Survivors died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.

Barney `Idiot Savant` Dingus of Bamboo Cutters died at The Pit.

John `Doom Guy` Carmack of Bamboo Cutters died at The Pit.

Micheal `Tracer Tong` Hong of Bamboo Cutters died at The Pit.

Stanley `The Suspense` Huang of Bamboo Cutters died at The Pit.

Selma Hayek of Interstate 82 died at Oil Slick.

Ralph `da Boss` Smith of tashcrew died at Road to Somerset.

Jose Reed of Gand Gerbill died at Ring of Death Arena.

King `Wrath` Bradley of Bamboo Cutters died at Gates of Somerset.

Jeffrey Isenberg of Neighborhood Watch died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop.

Jessica Beal of Garage Boyz died at Scattered Hills: Bridge Out.

Alfred Creech of Rusty Chambers Blues Band died at Ring of Death Arena.

Jason `the wise` Wright of tashcrew died at Northern Desert Circuit.

Elke Brown of Spices And Wolf died at Northern Farm Land.

Evelyn Sammons of Spices And Wolf died at Northern Farm Land.

Jewell Jones of SAO Survivors died at Highway to Hell.

James Tyler of Interstate 82 died at Maure Dore.

James Donovan of Gand Gerbill died at Highway to Hell.

Jacques Humphrey of SuperAwesome VillainsForever! died at Gateway Interstate Figure 8.

Kathleen `kaboom` Gilley of Peaceful mushroom gatherers died at Lost Oasis.

Providencia Degraffenreid of El Nubnubs died at Gates of Morgan.

Xochitl Jankowski of Interstate 82 died at Gates of Morgan.


Movers and $hakers

This list shows just who has been winning the most lucrative prizes on the circuits and arenas of Evan, during the past month.

1. DESOLATION.ANGLES: $314655.
2. El Nubnubs: $267693.
3. Darkwinds Most Wanted: $148621.
4. tashcrew: $127403.
5. TheFireDragons: $126754.
Current DW Gazette Editors: Sam, Hati, Racing Robbie, Bastille, Rezeak, SmokeyKilla.