2078
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 Details have been received from our roving reporters of sightings of two new car designs being used by the gangs that inhabit the wilderness. The first new design is “The Shank” - based on the Pike chassis, the first reports indicate that this is a rocket based design mounting twin Heavy Rockets Racks on the front. It also appears to have rockets mounted on the sides and the rear. Our reporter’s comment on the first encounter with The Shank was “Holy Heavy Rockets!!!” The second design is based on The Flail chassis and is known as the “Stalker” Not much is known about this build, reports indicate that it’s a powered by a V8 and carries Rocket Launchers as it main weapons. There have been some unconfirmed rumours that the car appears to have ‘A’ class armour, if true this make this one fast and deadly chaser! And remember to keep checking your local Gazette for updates from all around Evan. [Picture: The Shank in action]  Anthony Patterson of Renshai died at Bombed Luna Road. William Samples of Renshai died at Bombed Luna Road. `Whosat` Mark Holloway of Naked Lawn Gnomes died at Scattered Hills: Bridge Out. Eddie `Patches` Sepulveda of Nardols Narwhals died at Road to Somerset. `Sunday Driver` Ross Bergquist of /v/@Xx3d []ut died at Somerset Arena. `Psycho` Scott Swain of thebills died at Gates of Somerset. Barbara Hunter of Steelhaven died at Ring of Death Arena. William Parker of Blur Syndic ate died at Gates of Somerset. Christopher Deen of Blur Syndic ate died at Gates of Somerset. Angelo Humphrey of Hellions died at Gates of Morgan. Gary Dickens of Hellions died at Gates of Morgan. Charles Smalls of Major Damage died at Gates of Elmsfield. Rex Cook of B14 1 died at Somerset Dirt Racing Track. `dirty` Myrtle Spaulding of thebills died at Telegraph Road. Alicia Wu of Skid_Marks died at Gates of Somerset. Lillian `Little Woodie` Burch of Cannibal Kings died at Road to Elmsfield. Robert Hunter of runfast died at Double Down Arena. Robby Easterling of Gand Gerbill died at Northern Farm Land. Ryan Williams of Thunder Drifts died at Highway to Hell. Jerry Pellegrino of Landless Gentry died at Scattered Grounds. Emma Stone of Rat Bustaz died at Road to Somerset. Lady `Death` MacArthur of Bacon Blitzkrieg died at Gates of Somerset. Elmer Paulsen of Renshai died at Road to Somerset. Mario `Half there` Ball of Renshai died at Road to Somerset. `Ricky` Jose Martinez of Major Damage died at Gates of Somerset. Magan Fox of Rat Bustaz died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Arena. Chi `Chi` Cranmer of Bacon Blitzkrieg died at Road to Somerset. Amy Ash of Bacon Blitzkrieg died at Road to Somerset. Albert `John` Adams of /v/@Xx3d []ut died at Northern Farm Land. Doris Jackson of The Dark Allience died at Ring of Death Arena. Jerald Rosier of The Dark Allience died at Ring of Death Arena. Ralph Davis of Preliminary Technocracy died at Somerset Super Speedway. Thomas Bent of Steelhaven died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Race Track 3. Brian `Tinsel ` Tinsley of The Ugly Angels died at Gates of Somerset. Nick Johnson of The Ugly Angels died at Gates of Somerset. `Field` Marshall Cothran of Paceys Raiders died at Gates of Somerset. Thomas Tolentino of Skull Rippers died at Gateway Interstate Arena. Kenneth Allen of Ceewolves died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop. John `Not Johnny` Walker of Preliminary Technocracy died at Road to Elmsfield. Amos `Doc` Wein of Cannibal Kings died at Lost Oasis. Ida `Know` Jones of Cannibal Kings died at Lost Oasis. Margaret Dedmon of Rabid Groundhogs died at Gateway, The Bone. Charles Matthews of HobosFTW died at Gates of Somerset. Louise Valdez of HobosFTW died at Gates of Somerset. Mable Hudson of Red Suns died at Ring of Death Arena. Paul Gaspard of thebills died at Inside Somerset. Steven Nieves of thebills died at Inside Somerset. Henry Hatch of Renshai died at Inside Somerset. Isabel Lawrence of Red Suns died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Race Track 3. Xavier Dabbs of Just Ice died at Gates of Somerset. Casey `Whaddup` Breault of Just Ice died at Gates of Somerset. Joan Wimmer of Stargazer died at Gates of Somerset. `Scoutmaster` Raul Boothe of Landless Gentry died at Road to Somerset. Brenda Hitt of Wheels of Glory died at Road to Somerset. Paul `Lunatic` Luna of Skull Rippers died at Road to Somerset. Julia `Hitman` Hardin of Skull Rippers died at Road to Somerset. Kevin Olsen of Ceewolves died at Road to Elmsfield. William Hunt of Syrup Bandits died at The Pit. Jeanette McKnight of Anarchy X died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop. Elizabeth `Oh No` Olsen of Lords Of Steel died at Double Down Arena. Steven Seaman of group935 died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Arena. Bobby Dodd of Hellbent died at Deadman`s Drop. Christopher Coachman of Cake Or Death died at Blown With the Wind. Ruby `Bad Luck` Sato of The Iron Chode of Baphomet died at The Maze. Joe Burns of CrazyCats died at Forever Yellow Skies. James Pruitt of Rhoubhes Law died at Lost Trail: Broken Ground. William Nelson of CrazyCats died at Forever Yellow Skies. Ping `Pong` Pang of Parents Association died at Scattered Grounds. Tiny Butt of Parents Association died at Outback of Nowhere. Jacob Epperson of Paceys Raiders died at Serpentine Road. `Beef Hooked` Sarah Partida of Paceys Raiders died at Serpentine Road. Edward Soto of Rabid Groundhogs died at Somerset Rally Circuit. Tonya Brooks of Xitro died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Race Track 2. Lorraine `on-the-Team` Taylor of G.R.i.M died at Once Upon a Town. Larry Beasley of Crash Inc. died at Northern Desert Circuit. `Bill` Murray Burr of Prime Evil died at Lost Oasis. Scott `Austin` Powers of Prime Evil died at Lost Oasis. Stephen `Slo`Mo`` Hastings of Foxtrot Oscar Donkeys died at Northern Foothills Racetrack (at night). Maria Salaam of Triskellon died at Ring of Death Arena. Mark Preston of Triskellon died at Ring of Death Arena. `Green Belt` William Summer of Steel Vendetta died at Northern Farm Land. Maritza Brown of Gand Gerbill died at Telegraph Road. Jerome `Rhody` Rhodes of Raging Scavengers died at Firelight Dead Land. `HirilDunedain` Astrid Larson of Squirrely Wrath died at Deadman`s Drop. Anissa `Pew Pew` Kates of The Darkside died at Lonesome Highway. Henry `HQ` Quick of Rhoubhes Law died at Blown With the Wind. `Lill` Kimberly Brooks of Rhoubhes Law died at Blown With the Wind. John Gray of Rhoubhes Law died at Blown With the Wind. `Ewww!!!` Everett Welsh of radicalation died at Road to Elmsfield. Guy Gunning of EvenKarma died at Gates of Somerset. Manuel `The Man` Russell of Lords Of Steel died at Gates of Somerset. Daryl `No Buts` Butts of Lords Of Steel died at Gates of Somerset. Misty Brown of Grease Gun Crew died at Lost Oasis. Doreen Quintanilla of Cake Or Death died at The Pit. Gerald Williams of Steel Clan died at Gates of Somerset. Bradley Ellison of G.R.i.M died at Gates of Somerset. Heather `Roller Girl` Graham of Just Ice died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop. Kristen `Poppy` Fields of Brassicas died at Forever Yellow Skies. Nydia `50 Shades` Gray of Just Ice died at Spooky Forest. Miguel Sparks of Prime Evil died at Road to Somerset. Ryan `Bang Bang` Bakke of Harley Nomads died at Road to Somerset. Robert Stoker of Skid_Marks died at Blown With the Wind. Donald Frierson of Lords Of Steel died at Somerset Arena. Christopher Wild of unidentifyed assassins died at Northern Desert Circuit. Derrick Funderburk of Lords Of Steel died at Snowy River Pass. Kari Tapscott of Lords Of Steel died at Snowy River Pass. Victoria `Erin` Nevels of Just Ice died at Outback of Nowhere. Lisa Niles of Trueblood died at Gates of Somerset. Ross Pinson of Hellbent died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Arena. `Mean` Jean Powell of Just Ice died at Outback of Nowhere. Carl `The Truth` Myers of Just Ice died at Outback of Nowhere. George `Tina` Aguilera of Just Ice died at Outback of Nowhere. Tyrone `TheOpposition` Harper of Preliminary Technocracy died at Road to Somerset. Scotty Cadogan of Ceewolves died at Highway to Hell. Mary Gary of Avenged Sevenfold died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop. Mario `Baldy` Hair of No Aiming Just Shooting died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Race Track 1. Bruce Johnson of Scurvy Furbangers died at Highway to Hell. Bruce Jenner of Scurvy Furbangers died at Road to Elmsfield. Joseph `Left` Lane of Cake Or Death died at Highway to Hell. Lisa Cuddy of Rat Bustaz died at Forever Yellow Skies. Hans `Boom` Stone of Harley Nomads died at Northern Farm Land. Everett `Digger` Mercado of Steel Clan died at Road to Somerset. Roger `Spanke` Manke of Steel Clan died at Road to Somerset. Douglas `Rad Dog` Radford of Steel Clan died at Road to Somerset. Rodney Cascio of Steel Clan died at Road to Somerset. Charles `Dwight` Puckett of Just Ice died at Forever Yellow Skies. Ronald `Blackhead` Whited of Just Ice died at Forever Yellow Skies. Kathryn Garrison of Preliminary Technocracy died at Gates of Somerset. Debra Phipps of Landless Gentry died at Lost Oasis. John Pelton of Landless Gentry died at Lost Oasis. Michael Gonzales of Landless Gentry died at Lost Oasis. Howard Carter of Landless Gentry died at Lost Oasis. Phillip Hetrick of Landless Gentry died at Lost Oasis. Eunice Lee of G.R.i.M died at Chaos Canyon. Laura `Bruce` Lee of Skull Rippers died at Outback of Nowhere. Hector `Hatred` Hayes of Holistic Detective Agency died at Gates of Somerset. Israel Lecroy of Grease Gun Crew died at Road to Somerset. Tina `Lifting` Turner of Rat Bustaz died at Bombed Luna Road. Maxwell `Fireball` Gayle of Skull Rippers died at Once Upon a Town. Stanley `The Hound` Slaughter of Skull Rippers died at Once Upon a Town. Chad `Cluck Cluck` MacArthur of The Tacticals died at Deadman`s Drop. `slammin` Sam Hickman of cosmic hairballs died at Northern Desert Circuit. Harry `The Shearman` Craighead of Preliminary Technocracy died at Lost Oasis. `Bandaids` Donald Mitchell of Roams Runners died at Road to Elmsfield. Mike Craven of Gand Gerbill died at Road to Somerset. `RAVENOUS` Rosa Newell of GO FORNICATE YERSELF died at Lost Trail: Dead River. Elizabeth `BIG GUNS` Rodriguez of GO FORNICATE YERSELF died at Lost Trail: Dead River. Melinda Hammer of V.E.N.O.M. died at Gates of Somerset. Christopher Holmes of Lords Of Steel died at Gates of Firelight. Michelle `The Bronx` Cox of Preliminary Technocracy died at Road to Somerset. Ira `Tyres` Tyree of Lords Of Steel died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Race Track 2. Margaret McFarland of Grease Gun Crew died at Road to Somerset. Carlos Wynn of Drivers of Death died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Race Track 3. |
With the squad combat leagues concluding, the winners from each division were:
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