Nov/Dec
2068
Joels Bastards Win Somerset Combat League

The Somerset Combat League finished, with Joels Bastards taking the overall victory and a prize of $240000. The runners-up were Harley Nomads, and finishing in third place overall were Finger 3.

Shadow Security Corp. Win Gateway Pedestrian Combat League

The Gateway Pedestrian Combat League finished, with Shadow Security Corp. taking the overall victory and a prize of $175000. The runners-up were SwordStroke Enterprises, and finishing in third place overall were Groton Gladiators.

PA Racers Win Evan Race Ladder

The Evan Race Ladder finished, with PA Racers taking the overall victory and a prize of $90000. The runners-up were The Ansome Cousin Jacks, and finishing in third place overall were The Darkside.

Brassicas Win Evan Deathrace Ladder

The Evan Deathrace Ladder finished, with Brassicas taking the overall victory and a prize of $90000. The runners-up were Electric Dave, and finishing in third place overall were No Aiming Just Shooting.

Brassicas Win Evan Arena Combat Ladder

The Evan Arena Combat Ladder finished, with Brassicas taking the overall victory and a prize of $90000. The runners-up were Electric Dave, and finishing in third place overall were ColdSteel.

The Darkside Win Evan Paintball Combat Ladder

The Evan Paintball Combat Ladder finished, with The Darkside taking the overall victory and a prize of $75000. The runners-up were Boars of Boozin, and finishing in third place overall were Chrome Religion.

Harley Nomads Win Gateway Winter Meltdown League

The Gateway Winter Meltdown League finished, with Harley Nomads taking the overall victory and a prize of $60000. The runners-up were PA Racers, and finishing in third place overall were The Locos.

Jesus `Reefer` Simpson of Centrelink Scavengers died at Somerset Arena.


Rosie `Valentine` Valletta of Blood and Iron died at Shantyville.


Song Valenzuela of Hot Trax died at Shantyville.


Edward Carroll of Triumph died at The Pit.


Robert Carter of Your name here died at Shantyville.


`Scouter` Amanda Weiner of Super Awesome Leprocy Dudes In died at Lost Oasis.


Melvin Byrom of Crazy Canucks died at Great Southern Desert.


Rita `Meter Maid` Mace of Dukes of Hazardous Waste died at Lonesome Highway.


Olga Trigg of Electric Dave died at Northern Farm Land.


Pearl `Necklush` Irwin of K R U died at Deadman`s Drop.


William `Newport` Hatton of Blood and Iron died at Acid Land.


Wesley `The Vest` Bentley of Ragnarok Racing died at Pathway to Darkness.


Naomi `The Pig` Braud of Ragnarok Racing died at Pathway to Darkness.


Albert `Dino` Sinclair of Ragnarok Racing died at Gates of Somerset.


`Backdoor` Cinda Tackett of Ragnarok Racing died at Road to Somerset.


Leo Jeffries of Electric Dave died at Gateway Interstate Arena.


Rene Petri of The Whelm died at Highway to Hell.


Myrna `raising` Cain of GUNS INC died at The Pit.


Glenn `Basher` Wood of Brassicas died at Shantyville.


Erik `Long Gun` Buckley of Comanche died at Road to Somerset.


Jeffrey Lyons of Triumph died at Gates of Elmsfield.


Tim `Not Neil` Finn of No Aiming Just Shooting died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop.


Jean `Jeanie` Jean of No Aiming Just Shooting died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop.


Brian `Breaker` Becker of Super Awesome Leprocy Dudes In died at Outback of Nowhere.


Kenneth `Fangs` Alton of Gaean Reach died at Northern Farm Land.


Christopher Stewart of Garage Boyz died at Lonesome Highway.


Toni Gutierrez of Garage Boyz died at Lonesome Highway.


Elizabeth Garcia of Garage Boyz died at Lonesome Highway.


Quincy Greene of Garage Boyz died at Lonesome Highway.


Ebony Cloutier of Garage Boyz died at Lonesome Highway.


Lloyd Egger of Triumph died at Lost Oasis.


Joe `Sly` Fox of Afrika Korps died at Gates of Somerset.


`Slow Eddie` Edward Kestner of Maxxed Out died at Highway to Hell.


Major `Colosseus` Lipscomb of Gaean Reach died at Northern Farm Land.


Franklin `Mad Dog` Ma of Super Awesome Leprocy Dudes In died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Joshua `Meccy` Merritt of Super Awesome Leprocy Dudes In died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Emanuel `Deadshot` Durant of Super Awesome Leprocy Dudes In died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Steven Stevens of Garage Boyz died at Acid Land.


`The Fixer` Michael Davis of Comanche died at Road to Somerset.


`The Mech` Lorraine Benny of Comanche died at Road to Somerset.


Keith `The Wrench` Marks of Comanche died at Road to Somerset.


`Gunny` Mary Hutchison of Comanche died at Road to Somerset.


Larry Brown of Comanche died at Road to Somerset.


Allen Cherry of Comanche died at Road to Somerset.


Micheal Walker of Comanche died at Road to Somerset.


Elsie `The Garotte` Hicks of Brassicas died at Acid Land.


Angeline Cooper of Caesars Ghosts died at Gates of Elmsfield.


Vernon `Trucker` Blass of Afrika Korps died at Scattered Hills: Bridge Out.


Reuben `Studdurd` Miller of Afrika Korps died at Scattered Hills: Bridge Out.


Jesse `The Body` Harkins of Afrika Korps died at Scattered Hills: Bridge Out.


Rita `The bomb` Thomas of Afrika Korps died at Scattered Hills: Bridge Out.


Mozella `Sun` Fowler of Afrika Korps died at Scattered Hills: Bridge Out.


Larry `The King` Johnson of Afrika Korps died at Scattered Hills: Bridge Out.


John `Onelap` Dunlap of Afrika Korps died at Forever Yellow Skies.


Dorothy `Venic` Beach of Afrika Korps died at Forever Yellow Skies.


John `Thesarus Rand` McNally of Blood and Iron died at Gates of Somerset.


Stephen McElroy of No Aiming Just Shooting died at Gates of Morgan.


Timothy Nelson of Triumph died at Gates of Somerset.


Matthew White of shadowguard died at Swamps of Dagon.


Constance Rondeau of shadowguard died at Swamps of Dagon.


Peter Anderson of shadowguard died at Swamps of Dagon.


Cesar Slaughter of Shadow Pack died at Ring of Death Arena.


Carol `Soup` Campbell of Afrika Korps died at Forever Yellow Skies.


Danika Patrick of Roads to Madness died at Shantyville.


Tawny Port of Scarytales died at Northern Farm Land.


Richard `Plus` Marotta of LionCheetas died at Somerset Arena.


Antwan Shugart of Fukuoka Militia died at Lonesome Highway.


Myriam Broughton of LionCheetas died at Elmsfield Lake Track.


`Eastwood` Clint Davis of Blood and Iron died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


`The Thrasher` Catherine Frasher of Blood and Iron died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Skye `The Launderer` White of Blood and Iron died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


`Agent` Andrea Torrey of Caesars Ghosts died at Under a Bloody Red Sky.


Jesse Mason of Garage Boyz died at Lonesome Highway.


James Morris of Garage Boyz died at Lonesome Highway.


Ellen Collins of Garage Boyz died at Lonesome Highway.


Jane Waldschmidt of Way of the Gun died at Road to Somerset.


Darnell `Tera` Watts of Blood and Iron died at Highway to Hell.


Lawrence `Downstairs` Ely of Paceys Raiders died at Gates of Firelight.


Richard Titsworth of Renshai died at Gates of Somerset.


April `Sun in Cuba` Beebe of No Aiming Just Shooting died at Swamps of Dagon.


Gary `Sliver Pint` Goldstein of Brassicas died at Acid Land.


Nathan Klock of Blunt Force Trauma died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Race Track 1.


Omar `I`m the` Pope of GUNS INC died at Northern Farm Land.


Robert `Michael` Knight of GUNS INC died at Northern Farm Land.


Jean Atkins of Gaean Reach died at Lonesome Highway.


Sunshine Duke of Dukes of Hazardous Waste died at Burning Skies.


Samuel `Sledgehammer` Hill of Dukes of Hazardous Waste died at Burning Skies.


Savannah `Killer` Watts of Dukes of Hazardous Waste died at Burning Skies.


Gary `Convict` Conner of Dukes of Hazardous Waste died at Burning Skies.


`Jousting` George Knight of Dukes of Hazardous Waste died at Burning Skies.


`Uncle` Jesse Duke of Dukes of Hazardous Waste died at Burning Skies.


Jefferson `J.D.` Hogg of Dukes of Hazardous Waste died at Serpentine Road.


`Curious` George Toll of Dukes of Hazardous Waste died at Serpentine Road.


Karen Brand of Blood and Iron died at Shantyville.


Alice `oh my` Porras of GUNS INC died at Telegraph Road.


Tommie Gagne of Way of the Gun died at Road to Somerset.


Wanda Hensley of Way of the Gun died at Road to Somerset.


Gregory Taylor of Rough Trade died at Lost Oasis.


Michael `meccy` Carrick of Bruns Brigands died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Linda Kunkle of Shadow Security Corp. died at Gateway Interstate Arena.


Raul Breshears of Roads to Madness died at Shantyville.


Elvina Lee of The Darkside died at Gateway Interstate Arena.


Tania Wallace of Caesars Ghosts died at Scattered Grounds.


`Space Cowboy` Maurice Johnston of Caesars Ghosts died at Scattered Grounds.


Eric `Eliminator` Cochran of Caesars Ghosts died at Scattered Grounds.


Charles `in charge` Sanchez of Maxxed Out died at Blown With the Wind.


Rudolph Love of Triumph died at Gates of Somerset.


Lisa Lyons of No Aiming Just Shooting died at Under a Bloody Red Sky.


Frank `Frank` Frank of No Aiming Just Shooting died at Under a Bloody Red Sky.


Natalie Schulte of Meles died at Telegraph Road.


`Bam-Bam` Brian Park of Blackwatch died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop.


Ashley Davis of Sandrats died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Arena.


Gertrude Garfinkel of Renshai died at Broken Hill.


`Merry` Terry Parker of Crazy Canucks died at Acid Land.


Bobby `Budha` Walls of Blackwatch died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop.


Christopher `Catchpit` McDorman of The Ansome Cousin Jacks died at Gates of Elmsfield.



Evan`s Most Wanted

The most wanted gangs in Evan today are listed below. The bounty listed for each gang is a combination of the amount offered by local vigilante groups and by disgrunted individuals, and represents the amount of money you would expect to be paid for each senior member of the gang you kill.

1. Blood and Iron (Somerset): $199.
2. Basingrad Beasts (Somerset): $176.
3. Gaean Reach (Elmsfield): $142.
4. Meles (Somerset): $108.
5. Brassicas (Badlands Truckstop): $63.
6. Dukes of Hazardous Waste (Somerset): $55.
7. The Black Legion (Badlands Truckstop): $54.
8. The Tronophiles (Gateway Truckstop): $54.
9. The Black Legion (Sarsfield): $54.
10. Gaean Reach (Badlands Truckstop): $49.

League Leaders

The major leagues are nearly concluded, and with the title races hotting up, here are the current favourites:

Evan Race Ladder - PA Racers
Evan Deathrace Ladder - Brassicas
Evan Arena Combat Ladder - Brassicas
Evan Paintball Combat Ladder - The Darkside

In addition, the leaders of the minor leagues are:

Gateway Pedestrian Combat League - The Darkside
Somerset Combat League - Joels Bastards



Political Update

Relations betweens the Civs and Reds have soured following several high-profile Civ attacks on Red refugee transports.



Pimp My Rustbucket

The most well-known vehicles currently active in Evan are listed below. Have you seen these vehicles out on da streets?

1. Trainer I owned by Hitmen Trucking Inc -CTS-.
2. Intimacy owned by Blood Roses.
3. Counter Point owned by Hitmen Trucking Inc -CTS-.
4. Ares owned by Overlanders.
5. Mentor I owned by Hitmen Trucking Inc -CTS-.
6. Dauntless owned by Hitmen Trucking Inc -CTS-.
7. Dragon`s Breath owned by Road Templars.
8. Dragon`s Breath owned by Road Templars.
9. Di Yu owned by Overlanders.
10. Xiaojie owned by Overlanders.
11. Forsooth owned by Hitmen Trucking Inc -CTS-.
12. Verdict owned by Hitmen Trucking Inc -CTS-.
13. lucifer owned by The Pikers.
14. Yama owned by Overlanders.
15. Requiem owned by Blood Roses.



Jude 'Im No Chidah' Uchida

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