2075
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GEEK Wars Deathrace sat on the grid nervously waiting for the start of the race. 11 Gangs had shown up all wanting the chance to win the Evil Eaton, a special from the garage of JeeTeeOo. There was confusion as the race started as The Dez Heads withdraw after it was realise the wrong driver was in the car. At the first hairpin, a gaggle of cars all tried to go around at the same time, with the Helion boys losing out and ending up on their roof. After this the group split up with the Parents Association taking an early lead, followed by a procession of cars. At last fun time started, and weapons were free. The opening exchanges saw the Renshai car gutted and out of the race at the second hairpin, whilst mines and spikes were freely dropped all over the track. By the end of the first lap the Parents Association had a strong lead, only for disaster to strike as after an exchange of fire with the Scooby Doo car lead to a barrel roll through the cross-over and through a mine field. This minefield also was the undoing of the GEEK car as they failed to clear the mines and spun out. Blood Roses sensing their chances slid past and in to 2nd spot, even though their car was breach and the engine was smoking heavily. For the next lap, the main action was drivers trying to dodge mines and cars being shredded by the resulting blasts. So come the 3rd lap, the Parents Association still held the lead followed by the Blood Roses, whilst the rest of the remaining cars were spread out across the circuit. It should be noted at one point the Blood Roses car had stopped and the gunner was seen to run to the top of the central hill. The Brassicas seeing the leader gaining on them from behind decided to turn around and make a last gasp attempt at stopping the Parents Association car – with success. With rifle rounds being fired from above and machine gun rounds smashing into the car, Parents Association was forced out of the race. Next the sneaky gunner from Blood Roses tried to clear the track for his driver and start blasting away at the Brassicas car forcing him to retreat to closer the finish line. The Helion boys who had righted their car choose that moment to come along and with a well-placed shoot set the Brassicas car on fire and forced the crew to abandon it. Giving the Blood Roses a clearer run to the finish line. Braving the gauntlet of fire the Blood Rose’s driver crossed the line taking fire from all directions, winning the Evil Eaton. Many thanks to those that turned out, was fun – what out for the next GEEK Event, Don’t Panic at the Double Down Arena.        Megan Phillips of Hellions died at Gates of Elmsfield. Hung Pickles of Rule of 3 died at Road to Elmsfield. Billy `The Ace` Bishop of Joels Bastards died at Shantyville. Rusty `Sheriff`s` Starr of The Ded-Hedz died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop. Sara `Wild Rover` Clark of Holistic Detective Agency died at Road to Somerset. Leo `Kill-em` Killian of Holistic Detective Agency died at Road to Somerset. Emilio `Shots` Schwenk of The Madd Hatters died at Sandy. George Fries of The Ded-Hedz died at Scattered Hills: Bridge Out. Mammie `Squeeze `em` Hooten of The Ded-Hedz died at Scattered Hills: Bridge Out. Bradley `Janet` Dunham of Medic! died at Road to Somerset. David McBride of the liva killas died at Northern Foothills Racetrack (at night). John Watters of The Bread And Butter died at Double Down Arena. `Rub a Dub Dub` Joseph Dobson of SuperAwesome VillainsForever! died at Northern Farm Land. Colleen Stanley of Garunix died at The Dunes Race Course. Luis `Hyde` Marquez of The Tacticals died at Under a Bloody Red Sky. Vincent Miller of Garunix died at Somerset Rally Circuit. Solomon `Gotcha` Kain of 3rd Legion died at Under a Bloody Red Sky. Albert Betancourt of Fatalis Foedi died at The Maze. Harry `Skro` Odum of Fyve Fynger Fiends died at Gates of Elmsfield. Alice Little of Fyve Fynger Fiends died at Gates of Elmsfield. Jennifer Griffin of Ambassadors for Christ died at Double Down Arena. Amanda Forand of Interstate 82 died at Road to Somerset. Paul `Interesting` Smith of The Ded-Hedz died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop. Leon `Speedy` Keeler of Brassicas died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop. Thomas `Deer` Hunter of Quantum Symphony died at Gates of Morgan. `Space Cadet` Amanda Sunseri of Quantum Symphony died at Gates of Morgan. Gary Strickland of Quantum Symphony died at Gates of Morgan. Daniel `lightning` Boltz of head hunter died at Northern Farm Land. `FN` Marcia Eppinger of The White Hands died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop. Alecia Patterson of The White Hands died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop. Maurice Bates of The Bread And Butter died at Once Upon a Town. Barbara Switzer of Alpha Omega Racing died at The Pit. Anita Petti of Alpha Omega Racing died at The Pit. Jeremy Gray of The Charlatans died at Blown With the Wind. Brian Bell of Aftermath Technologies died at Somerset Rally Circuit. Christopher Burdette of Aftermath Technologies died at Somerset Rally Circuit. Marquis Myers of TheWastelanders died at Ring of Death Arena. David `Transporter` Garcia of Gizmets Boyz died at Highway to Hell. Ronald Cameron of Garage420 died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Arena. Quentin Dalrymple of The Ded-Hedz died at Lost Trail: Broken Ground. Lester Hull of The Fallouts died at Northern Foothills Racetrack (at night). Edythe `Is Very` Stern of Deadman Wonderland died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop. Rodney `Rottweiler` McGuire of The Tacticals died at The Pits. Justin Bynoe of the liva killas died at Ring of Death Arena. Steven Vincent of HurleyBoyz died at Northern Foothills Racetrack (at night). George Capone of The White Hands died at Gates of Somerset. `Deadeye` Lois Davis of Golden Fang died at Lost Oasis. Ray `Best` Friend of Golden Fang died at Road to Somerset. Tommy `Fast Wheels` Sumner of The Madd Hatters died at Road to Somerset. Michelle Maez of Overheater died at Via Rupta. Don Olson of Overheater died at Via Rupta. Margaret Perry of Bromhur Steam died at Northern Speedway. Loretta `The Baretta` Hawkins of Fyve Fynger Fiends died at The Pit. Leroy Cutlip of Dirty Mo Posse died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop. Lucky Luke Espino of /v@Xx3[]ut died at Road to Elmsfield. Samuel `Bombs Away` Dortch of /v@Xx3[]ut died at Road to Elmsfield. Reena `Primadonna` O`Connor of /v@Xx3[]ut died at Road to Elmsfield. Gary `Steady Eddie` McGuire of /v@Xx3[]ut died at Road to Elmsfield. Peter Hern of Nukies Nightmares died at Sandy. Michael Kerr of F-Bombs died at Interstate Mythos. Dennis `Dig-It-Duggie` Haynes of Smoker U Drink, Player U Get died at Blown With the Wind. Matthew Hardee of The Neon Maniacs died at Ring of Death Arena. William `Hi-Ex` Young of Holistic Detective Agency died at Northern Desert Circuit. `Z-Man` Zane Zane of Stargazer died at Northern Desert Circuit. Harold Yi of Stargazer died at Blown With the Wind. Diamond Williams of Stargazer died at Lost Trail: Dead River. `Slyguy` Cyrus Thompson of Detox Protocol died at Gates of Somerset. Clarence Brittain of Stargazer died at Ring of Death Arena. Freddy `the` Kidd of The Ded-Hedz died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop. `Mad-man` Armando Speth of Holistic Detective Agency died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop. `Lordly` Lourdes Kopp of Holistic Detective Agency died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop. `The Monster` Ella Cook of Blood Roses died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop. Carolyn Rodriguez of Little Coffin Hunters died at Ring of Death Arena. Michael Evans of Little Coffin Hunters died at Ring of Death Arena. `Dangerous` Diane Riley of Cannibal Kings died at Northern Farm Land. Anna Henry of FastFries died at Double Down Arena. William Thomas of Overheater died at Highway to Hell. Richard Wood of Overheater died at Highway to Hell. Benjamin `Bang! Bang!` Byerly of SuperAwesome VillainsForever! died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop. Gidget Favors of 3rd Legion died at Lost Oasis. Giovanna Delahoussaye of The El Nubnubs died at Sandy. Carmen Nussbaum of The El Nubnubs died at Sandy. Marlin Harvey of MADHAT died at Gates of Somerset. Kimberly Blakely of MADHAT died at Gates of Somerset. Samuel Hughes of The Ded-Hedz died at Gates of Somerset. John Boatright of how :P died at Road to Somerset. Virginia Espinoza of Dashdevils died at Ring of Death Arena. Wilton `Dr.` Brammer of The Ded-Hedz died at Northern Farm Land. `Whiplash` Willie Whipple of The Ded-Hedz died at Northern Farm Land. Edward Goodloe of Postapocalypse Paladins died at Road to Somerset. Phyllis Rother of Korins Killers died at Double Down Arena. Jerry Jacobs of Lord Tonys crew died at Somerset Arena. Gilbert Tovar of Lord Tonys crew died at Somerset Arena. Joseph `Shifty` Tate of The Loud Crowd died at Gates of Somerset. Susan `Labatt` Blue of The Loud Crowd died at Gates of Somerset. `Bouncy` Betty Marble of The Wolf Team died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Race Track 2. Adela Dodson of Holistic Detective Agency died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop. `RudeBoyRobba!` Ruth Boyles of SuperAwesome VillainsForever! died at Scattered Grounds. Chad Underwood of SuperAwesome VillainsForever! died at Scattered Grounds. Bobby Hull of SuperAwesome VillainsForever! died at Scattered Grounds. Michael Coleman of SuperAwesome VillainsForever! died at Scattered Grounds. Bob Marley of Scooby Doo died at Once Upon a Town. Victor Valley of Triskellon died at PirateCanyon. Guillermo Steen of The El Nubnubs died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop. Claude Gold of No Aiming Just Shooting died at Great Southern Desert. Richard `The Prick` Fields of Old School Perverts died at Gates of Somerset. Kayla `The Bloodied` Pinson of Old School Perverts died at Gates of Somerset. John Aponte of Old School Perverts died at Gates of Somerset. Galen Yoder of Old School Perverts died at Gates of Somerset. Sherry Clark of Renshai died at Blown With the Wind. Richard McKibben of Darkeness team died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Race Track 2. Rachael `Downshift` Thomas of The Black Legion died at Scattered Grounds. Penny `trucker` Phelps of Darkwinds Most Wanted died at Chaos Canyon. `Mister Fix-it` Michael Ayers of The Loud Crowd died at Blown With the Wind. Michael Hupp of The Rogue Adventurers died at Double Down Arena. Isabella `Gearhead` Grier of The Swedish Chef died at Once Upon a Town. `Dr.` Spencer Smith of Scarzams Dragoons died at Great Southern Desert. Mario `Tex` Torres of Scarzams Dragoons died at Great Southern Desert. Dominic Bunting of Junk Boyz died at Gates of Somerset. Diane Fleetwood of Dune Monkeys died at Somerset Super Speedway. Michael Hathaway of theramsarehere died at Lost Oasis. John Owens of The El Nubnubs died at Road to Somerset. Stacey Johnson of The El Nubnubs died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Arena. Jason Thompson of how :P died at Road to Somerset. John Carter of how :P died at Road to Somerset. Jason `Debt` Ruby of Z Mans died at Ring of Death Arena.  This list shows just who has been winning the most lucrative prizes on the circuits and arenas of Evan, during the past month. 1. Anubis Cartel: $2491856. |
 The major leagues are nearly concluded, and with the title races hotting up, here are the current favourites: Evan Race Ladder - Scooby Doo In addition, the leaders of the minor leagues are: Somerset Combat League - Hellions The relations between Badlands Truckstop and the Anarchists has fallen due to an attack on a large incoming food convoy. |