Nov/Dec
2119
Beards Bootleggers Win Northern Triangle Deathrally League

The Northern Triangle Deathrally League finished, with Beards Bootleggers taking the overall victory and a prize of $400000. The runners-up were Draggin Dragons, and finishing in third place overall were Joels Bastards.

Draggin Dragons Win Somerset Combat League

The Somerset Combat League finished, with Draggin Dragons taking the overall victory and a prize of $240000. The runners-up were The Vanguards, and finishing in third place overall were Scarzams Fargin Bastages.

Beards Bootleggers Win Gateway Pedestrian Combat League

The Gateway Pedestrian Combat League finished, with Beards Bootleggers taking the overall victory and a prize of $175000. The runners-up were Draggin Dragons, and finishing in third place overall were Groton Gladiators.

Raven Lunatics Win Evan Race Ladder

The Evan Race Ladder finished, with Raven Lunatics taking the overall victory and a prize of $90000. The runners-up were Longos Merry Men, and finishing in third place overall were Bramble Ind.

Beards Bootleggers Win Evan Deathrace Ladder

The Evan Deathrace Ladder finished, with Beards Bootleggers taking the overall victory and a prize of $90000. The runners-up were Longos Merry Men, and finishing in third place overall were Hungry Hyenas.

Bramble Ind Win Evan Arena Combat Ladder

The Evan Arena Combat Ladder finished, with Bramble Ind taking the overall victory and a prize of $90000. The runners-up were Hungry Hyenas, and finishing in third place overall were Longos Merry Men.

Bramble Ind Win Evan Paintball Combat Ladder

The Evan Paintball Combat Ladder finished, with Bramble Ind taking the overall victory and a prize of $75000. The runners-up were an0maly, and finishing in third place overall were Draggin Dragons.

Draggin Dragons Win Gateway Autumn Extravaganza League

The Gateway Autumn Extravaganza League finished, with Draggin Dragons taking the overall victory and a prize of $60000. The runners-up were Bohemian Like You, and finishing in third place overall were Seo.

Jose `Not Bill` Gates of Womens Auxiliary Balloon Corps died at Lonesome Highway.


Ruth Heinemann of Den of Dragons died at Gates of Somerset.


Raymond Kimball of Den of Dragons died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Race Track 3.


Garrett `Not So` Innocent of Edwins Bedouins died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop.


`Prof.` Richard Dawkins of Edwins Bedouins died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop.


Eugene Mainor of Beards Bootleggers died at Gateway Interstate Arena.


John Hammonds of Karbon Bloodsports died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Race Track 3.


Joan Shearer of Karbon Bloodsports died at Gateway, The Trench.


Don Rivas of Scarzams Fargin Bastages died at Double Down Arena.


Frieda Warren of Karbon Bloodsports died at Ring of Death Arena.


Isabel Hardy of Womens Auxiliary Balloon Corps died at Highway to Hell.


Michael `Mmmmm` Bacon of Womens Auxiliary Balloon Corps died at Highway to Hell.


`Ohhhhhhh` Kay Flores of Draggin Dragons died at Road to Morgan.


Gilbert `Silly Gilly` Gilbertson of Edwins Bedouins died at Highway to Hell.


`Crazy` Cletus Cutlip of The Vanguards died at Oil Slick.


William Collins of Raven Lunatics died at The Pit.


`Okay` Rhoda Way of Edwins Bedouins died at Road to Somerset.


Lavera `Low Rent` Haynes of The Vanguards died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop.


Jennifer Hernandez of Rough Boys died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Arena.


`PFC` Jenette Vasquez of Beards Bootleggers died at Gateway Interstate Arena.


`Doc` Damon Donovan of Anarchisten died at Somerset Arena.


Andrew `Racing` Carr of Paceys Raiders died at Outback of Nowhere.


Irwin Malone of Anarchisten died at Road to Somerset.


Kathleen Berger of Raven Lunatics died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop.


Michael Ponce of Raven Lunatics died at The Pit.



Movers and $hakers

This list shows just who has been winning the most lucrative prizes on the circuits and arenas of Evan, during the past month.

1. The Darkside: $1375600.
2. Beards Bootleggers: $1005310.
3. Longos Merry Men: $833554.
4. Draggin Dragons: $830555.
5. Joels Bastards: $594600.

Deathsport Leagues

The major leagues are nearly concluded, and with the title races hotting up, here are the current favourites:

Evan Race Ladder - Raven Lunatics
Evan Deathrace Ladder - Beards Bootleggers
Evan Arena Combat Ladder - Bramble Ind
Evan Paintball Combat Ladder - Bramble Ind

In addition, the leaders of the minor leagues are:

Northern Triangle Deathrally League - CLEAN UP CREW
Gateway Autumn Extravaganza League - Draggin Dragons
Somerset Combat League - Draggin Dragons
Gateway Pedestrian Combat League - Beards Bootleggers



Political Update

Relations between the Civs and Merchants have cooled somwehat, following allegations of price-fixing in the food market - the Civs allege that the welfare of their citizens is being disregarded by the naked profiteering of the Merchants.



Pimp My Rustbucket

The most well-known vehicles currently active in Evan are listed below. Have you seen these vehicles out on da streets?

1. EYE OF DEATH owned by McSPANKYS LOLLIPOP GANSTAS.
2. Grey Duke owned by Krashed and Burnt.
3. Bigshot owned by Postapocalypse Paladins.
4. Trainer I owned by Hitmen Trucking Inc -CI-.
5. Ares owned by Overlanders.
6. Hammer 2 owned by PA Racers.
7. Heavy Cruiser 2 owned by Holistic Detective Agency.
8. Hammer 9 owned by PA Racers.
9. Mentor I owned by Hitmen Trucking Inc -CI-.
10. Daedalus owned by Overlanders.
11. Counter Point owned by Hitmen Trucking Inc -CI-.
12. Big Shot II owned by Postapocalypse Paladins.
13. Cruiser1 owned by Holistic Detective Agency.
14. Heavy Cruiser 3 owned by Holistic Detective Agency.
15. Di Yu owned by Overlanders.

Current DW Gazette Editors: Sam, Hati, Racing Robbie, Bastille, Rezeak, SmokeyKilla, X_Man.