2082
| | Mar/Apr 2082 |
 Reports have been flooding in to our office that those shambling nightmares know as The Zombies have once again returned to our streets. Some claim that these nightmares are nothing more that the remains of people that have lived too long in wastes and have been infected by mutated viruses turning them into the mindless killing machines. Others claim that these are the product of Lucifer himself and are sent to the world to reclaim the souls of the Samless. Whatever these creatures are, they are mean, nasty and nothing less than a killing head shot will stop them. So the word on the street tonight is "Brraaiinnnssssss"  Terry Mickens of Riders of Flame died at Road to Somerset. Kenneth Sauls of Stargazer died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop. Larry Farrell of Ceewolves died at Lost Trail: Overland. Michelle Spangler of Victius died at Double Down Arena. Lee Ramirez of Wascally Wabbits died at Once Upon a Town. William Hernandez of Victius died at Road to Somerset. Harold Pham of Stargazer died at Road to Somerset. `Useless` Penelope Borkowski of Rizon Oni died at Northern Desert Circuit. Dennis Douglas of Shiney died at Gates of Somerset. Phillip `Buck Fiddy` Nunez of Anubis Cartel died at Double Down Arena. Johnny `Whiskey` Walker of MonarchMustard died at Pathway to Darkness. Roy `Slowmo` Zuniga of MonarchMustard died at Pathway to Darkness. Michael `Million Bucks` Walker of The Tacticals died at Elmsfield Lake Track. David Herman of Moon Shadow died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Race Track 1. Lori Hurst of Smart Bomb died at Ring of Death Arena. Patricia Gonzales of Smart Bomb died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Race Track 3. Donald `Dcuk lives in` Barnhouse of Steel Vendetta died at Scattered Hills: Bridge Out. Calvin Thomas of nerds r us died at Double Down Arena. `Randy` Randal Greene of blue rock died at The Pit. Lady Pennington of Rizon Oni died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop. Yvonne `Fence` Post of Rabid Groundhogs died at Under a Bloody Red Sky. Logan `Dead-Eye` Robins of Acolytes of the Apocalypse died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Race Track 3. Scott `Lurch` Lohman of MonarchMustard died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop. Steven Rusnak of MonarchMustard died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop. Virginia `Dyke` Cunningham of MonarchMustard died at Highway to Hell. Alicia Hively of MonarchMustard died at Highway to Hell. Lon `Lugnut` Turner of Cotten Creek Outlaws died at Gates of Somerset. Joshua `Jolly` Rogers of Acolytes of the Apocalypse died at Gates of Somerset. Cindy Fairfield of Diamond Daemons died at Northern Desert Circuit. Millicent `THE WITCH` Pepe of GO FORNICATE YERSELF died at Gates of Somerset. Betty `Boo` Figueroa of blue rock died at Gates of Somerset. Lawrence `Wishbone` Ash of blue rock died at Double Down Arena. Kirk `Gordon` Ramsey of The Original F Ups died at Outback of Nowhere. `Muh Fukn` Matthew Dalrymple of SuperAwesome VillainsForever! died at Smokey Hills. Jennifer Garner of The Purple Foxes died at Never Plains: Sand Storm. Olivia Wilde of The Purple Foxes died at Never Plains: Sand Storm. Matthew `Rawhide` Rowley of Cannibal Kings died at Road to Somerset. Lola Jernigan of Cannibal Kings died at Road to Somerset. `Games` Steve Jackson of Parents Association died at Somerset Rally Circuit. William Long of Shiney died at Somerset Rally Circuit. Norma `Stormy` Whiteside of Skull Rippers died at Somerset Super Speedway. Christopher `Ridge` Roundtree of Skull Rippers died at Gates of Somerset. Reynaldo Parks of blue rock died at Road to Elmsfield. `Scotty` Scott Cervantes of blue rock died at Lost Oasis. Travis `T-Rod` Rodriguez of Steel Clan died at Gates of Elmsfield. Wanda Stark of Shiney died at Road to Somerset. Ian Young of Steel Vendetta died at Forever Yellow Skies. Jeffrey Steele of Steel Vendetta died at Forever Yellow Skies. Courtney Briggs of Steel Vendetta died at Forever Yellow Skies. Louis Finley of talash died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Arena. Martha Tyrrell of mallcrue died at Road to Somerset. Silvia Matthews of mallcrue died at Road to Somerset. Arturo Watson of tunnle rats died at Ring of Death Arena. Janice `Olive Oil` Doyle of Rabid Groundhogs died at Northern Farm Land. `Eagle Eye` Kim Butler of Skull Rippers died at Northern Farm Land. Rodger Jones of The Wolfhounds died at Chaos Canyon. Sarah Hernadez of The Wolfhounds died at Chaos Canyon. Linda Anderson of The Wolfhounds died at Chaos Canyon. Allison Purdy of Zaphod Beeblebrox died at Devils Fingers. Lavonne Brown of Rabid Groundhogs died at Highway to Hell. `Squakbox` Anita Counts of Rabid Groundhogs died at The Pit. Joseph Keifer of Rabid Groundhogs died at Gates of Somerset. Mark `Pooh-bear` Huggard of Acolytes of the Apocalypse died at Gates of Somerset. `Dizzy` Elizabeth McCollough of Cotten Creek Outlaws died at Highway to Hell. Frank Knight of Cotten Creek Outlaws died at Highway to Hell. Bryan `Biggs` Toomey of Cotten Creek Outlaws died at Gates of Somerset. `The Warrior` Byron Honeycutt of El Nubnubs died at Gates of Somerset. Albert Meza of One Of Many died at Ring of Death Arena. James Murrah of Blue Foxs died at Northern Farm Land. Ronnie Grimm of Blue Foxs died at Northern Farm Land. `Crabass` Jamie Legler of Rabid Groundhogs died at Lost Oasis. Anthony Sheridan of El Nubnubs died at Northern Farm Land. Jeremy Castillo of SAO Survivors died at Forever Yellow Skies. David Perdue of Kaizers Orchestra died at Northern Speedway. |
 There was great excitement at the Gazette Elmsfield office recently, when one of junior reporters found the Gazette Sunrise lurking in a store at the rear of the building. An oil change and some air in the tyres was all it took to get the old lady running again. So there was nothing for it apart from giving her a run out. El Nubnubs pro/am event for Sunrises proved to be the prefect opportunity to stretch her legs. The old lady show her true spirit and lasted the distance to win the race. Relations between the Civs and Merchants took a turn for the worst recently. High ranking officials from both sides have been in emergency talks to try and resolve the two faction’s differences.   The current leaders of Evan`s major leagues are as follows: Evan Race Ladder - Parents Association In addition, the leaders of the minor leagues are: Circuit of Evan Rally III League - No Aiming Just Shooting In the past month, the most prolific gang on the Professional deathsport circuit has been The Tacticals, having competed in 14 events. Are these guys intent on getting famous, or are they just in it for the money? The most wanted gangs in Evan today are listed below. The bounty listed for each gang is a combination of the amount offered by local vigilante groups and by disgrunted individuals, and represents the amount of money you would expect to be paid for each senior member of the gang you kill. 1. Acolytes of the Apocalypse (Somerset): $1155. |