Mar/Apr
2119
Beard Unincorperated Win Somerset Pedestrian Combat #1 League

The Somerset Pedestrian Combat #1 League finished, with Beard Unincorperated taking the overall victory and a prize of $150000. The runners-up were Scarzams Fargin Bastages, and finishing in third place overall were Lattes Raiders.

Main Street Win Somerset Race League

The Somerset Race League finished, with Main Street taking the overall victory and a prize of $120000. The runners-up were The Vanguards, and finishing in third place overall were Hungry Hyenas.

Joels Bastards Win Somerset Winter Warmup League

The Somerset Winter Warmup League finished, with Joels Bastards taking the overall victory and a prize of $60000. The runners-up were Porcias, and finishing in third place overall were Ring of Fire.

John Thorsen of Rubberburners died at Road to Somerset.


Martina Lucas of Anarchisten died at Road to Morgan.


Mark Martinez of Rubberburners died at Somerset Dirt Racing Track.


Mark `Good` Morin of Paceys Raiders died at Great Southern Desert.


Kathryn Mendez of Rubberburners died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Arena.


Nathalie Koch of Anarchisten died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Arena.


Rolanda `Woderwick` Rodriguez of The Vanguards died at The Pits.


`Psychopath` John Wick of Anarchisten died at Blown With the Wind.


`Stoned-scout` Carol Matthews of Anarchisten died at Blown With the Wind.


Aurelio Hernandez of Hungry Hyenas died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Jimmie Sandoval of Hungry Hyenas died at Lost Oasis.


`Rojo` Steven Rojas of Mountain Goats died at Road to Morgan.


Joseph Fahey of CLEAN UP CREW died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Race Track 2.


Zelda Zook of The Vanguards died at Acid Land.


Nereida `Heely` Neely of The Vanguards died at Acid Land.


Edgar `Allan Poe` Holden of Beard Unincorperated died at Gates of Somerset.


Opal `Nutz and` Boltz of Scarzams Fargin Bastages died at Outback of Nowhere.


Dora Overman of Draggin Dragons died at Highway to Hell.


William Rumph of Afrika Korps died at Lost Oasis.


Jonathan `Big Guns` Moore of Afrika Korps died at Lost Oasis.


Leonel `Train Set` Melendez of Womens Auxiliary Balloon Corps died at Lonesome Highway.


Joshua `Mr. Freeze` Freese of Womens Auxiliary Balloon Corps died at Lonesome Highway.


Patrick `Goldy` Golder of Womens Auxiliary Balloon Corps died at Lonesome Highway.



Evan`s Most Wanted

The most wanted gangs in Evan today are listed below. The bounty listed for each gang is a combination of the amount offered by local vigilante groups and by disgrunted individuals, and represents the amount of money you would expect to be paid for each senior member of the gang you kill.

1. The Darkside (Somerset): $2045.
2. McSPANKYS LOLLIPOP GANSTAS (Elmsfield): $1788.
3. Anarchisten (Somerset): $834.
4. The Darkside (Gateway Truckstop): $280.
5. The Darkside (Badlands Truckstop): $212.

League Leaders

The current leaders of Evan`s major leagues are as follows:

Evan Race Ladder - Longos Merry Men
Evan Deathrace Ladder - Beard Unincorperated
Evan Arena Combat Ladder - Bramble Ind
Evan Paintball Combat Ladder - Bramble Ind

In addition, the leaders of the minor leagues are:

Somerset Race League - The Vanguards
Circuit of Evan Rally III League - Joels Bastards
Northern Paintball League - Lattes Raiders
Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally I League - an0maly
Northern Semi-Pro Combat League - Beard Unincorperated
Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally II League - The Darkside
Somerset Winter Warmup League - Porcias
Somerset Pedestrian Combat #1 League - Beard Unincorperated



Political Update

Due to a diplomatic incident following allegations of the hoarding of essential medicines for personal profit, relations have soured between the Civs and the Merchants.



Pimp My Rustbucket

The most well-known vehicles currently active in Evan are listed below. Have you seen these vehicles out on da streets?

1. EYE OF DEATH owned by McSPANKYS LOLLIPOP GANSTAS.
2. Grey Duke owned by Krashed and Burnt.
3. Bigshot owned by Postapocalypse Paladins.
4. Trainer I owned by Hitmen Trucking Inc -CI-.
5. Ares owned by Overlanders.
6. Hammer 2 owned by PA Racers.
7. Heavy Cruiser 2 owned by Holistic Detective Agency.
8. Mentor I owned by Hitmen Trucking Inc -CI-.
9. Hammer 9 owned by PA Racers.
10. Daedalus owned by Overlanders.
11. Counter Point owned by Hitmen Trucking Inc -CI-.
12. Big Shot II owned by Postapocalypse Paladins.
13. Cruiser1 owned by Holistic Detective Agency.
14. Heavy Cruiser 3 owned by Holistic Detective Agency.
15. Di Yu owned by Overlanders.



Daniel Heck

We`re paying tribute to the legendary Daniel Heck, a renowned large guns specialist from The Garden Variety.
Current DW Gazette Editors: Sam, Hati, Racing Robbie, Bastille, Rezeak, SmokeyKilla, X_Man.