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Next to some of the Elmsfield and Firelight maps, the Serpentine Road is another beautifully rendered and scenic vista that we denizens of Darkwind have the honor to live or die in. The road itself is pretty straightforward inasmuch as driving is concerned. Throttle control is a MUST however if you wish to stay ON the road! Going off-road is possible on some parts of the map but care must be observed because of the immovable trees that will rip your armor off faster than ANY high speed projectile even if you contact them in a not so violent `side-swipe`! ![]() Image by Lord Foul I, your humble correspondent, have not had any combat experience on this map in particular and would welcome any non-biased opinions or write ups for this map. Please send your submissions C/O JD_Basher EDIT: Thank you Simonmaxhill for this addition to this article. Serpentine road features a mixture of the classic Firelight `sharp rocks` that damage tyres at speeds above 40mph. But the real joy on this map are the multitudes of active `hot spots` that will melt your tyres even when you`re standing still. Some of the spots are so hot that they`ll start burning a hole through your bottom armor. The multiple switchbacks on the road here make escapes difficult - without patience or tyre shredding speeds, you`ll find yourself reaching the 320m mark only to have the distance disappear as you pass the pirates with only a 120m of hill between you. `This ain`t no technological breakdown... oh no, this is the road to Hell.` `You got that right,` muttered Mary Sanders, wondering again why she`d brought Jamal`s mix tape with her in the car. His sense of humour was sometimes a little off. Of course, she`d brought it to stop herself going mad. The thousand mile journey from Badlands to Firelight was notoriously deadly, but one of the biggest dangers was the sheer boredom. Mary spotted a now familiar plume of dust on the horizon. Make that sheer boredom, punctuated by moments of intense terror. `Lightning` was, she had to admit, a fast car. Jamal had salvaged it from a scout near Somerset and, on a whim, decided to restore it rather than sell it for scrap. It also boasted a rare 3L rotary engine, presumably made at one of the nearby camps, and it had cost far more than most of the Bytten Squad`s cars were actually worth. With top-quality armour plating and an oversized engine, `Lightning` was perhaps the fastest you could make a Flash without bunging in a rocket booster - though she struggled to think how she`d fit in there afterwards. It would probably take a starvation diet and a crowbar. That plume of dust was getting bigger. She imagined she could hear heavy rock in the distance - probably those Badland Rudeboys again. They played some terrible music at times, but it did make them easier to spot. Chris Rea faded away on the tape deck, and then some familiar guitar sounds replaced him. Duane Eddy, thought Mary. She wasn`t familiar with this one but, knowing Jamal, it was probably `40 Miles of Bad Road.` `Only forty...` she sighed wistfully. Then she caught a glimpse of metal over the next hill, and her sixth sense flared. Those pirates were ahead of her! Was it the twisted landscape making their noise echo back behind her? Or were they trying to trick her into driving into their trap? It didn`t matter. With a shaking hand, Mary threw the handbrake on and spun round in the road. She`d find another path through the hills. `Lightning` was fast - she`d got it up to 207mph on one occasion - but in one crucial respect it was very lacking. Jamal had built it entirely for speed. There were no weapons. Hell, there was barely any room for them. While four engines struggled up the hill behind her, Mary floored the accelerator and powered up the one in front of her. The little car surged forward, laughing in the face of gravity. She was losing them before she even crested the rise. There was just one other thing she hated about this car, and she knew as she turned into the twisted chicanery that was the road ahead that it was going to betray her. The damned handling was atrocious. Sure enough, a few light turns later, the car didn`t turn quite enough. Mary felt a heavy jolt as the right hand side collided with the hills, and some very unpleasant ripping noises as the tyres went over the rocks. She pulled hard left, anxious to get back onto the road surface - if she lost a tyre out here, she`d be dead. The car obliged - and then overcompensated, driving over the jagged surfaces on the other side of the road. `Damn this car!` she screamed, wrestling with the wheel, foot still firmly on the accelerator. Eventually, wobbling all over the road, she managed to get back onto the hard surface that would, in an ideal world, be tarmac. The tyres made nasty flapping noises around her. Damn this road, more like! Those tyres were supposed to be steel reinforced! Onwards she drove, pulling further away... and then the car betrayed her again. Understeering this time, no doubt made worse by the already protesting rubber beneath it, the car was set to say hello to a rather sudden cliff - at high speed. Faced with certain death ahead and probable death behind, Mary eased off the power and swung the steering hard right. And then she noticed the silence. Had they... given up? The tape moved on, with an almost prescient sense of irony, to play `I Think We`re Alone Now`. Mary silenced it, ears keening over the sound of her cooling engine and the howl of the wind. There was nothing. The Rudeboys had clearly grown bored and gone looking for something easier to catch. She waited, all the same. She made herself count five minutes before she started moving once again. Firelight lay ahead, and there would be more work for her when she got there, but for now she wanted some of that sheer boredom. `This ain`t no upwardly mobile freeway,` she hummed to herself. `Oh no, this is the road to Hell...` ......................... `Lightning` post script It was in a different Flash, the less high-tech `Thunder`, that Mary rolled into Somerset. She had a downcast expression as she went to see the boss. `Lightning is gone,` she said. `One of the new guys tried making a run to Sarsfield in it. Turns out those things aren`t nearly as fast when the tyres are shredded.` Jamal sighed. `Should have put reinforced ones on there,` he muttered. Mary coughed. `We did.` `Any word?` `Our sources tell us the car`s been wrecked but he`s been sold to Firelight. Should we go get him?` Jamal thought for a moment. `No. He`s cost us dearly. If he survives the arena, he can find his own way back. If he doesn`t, he doesn`t.` It deserves mention here that you and your gang just MAY have broken the all-time record of gangers lost in a single event...... Do you have an event number so we can all share in your loss? 15 lost souls in one whack on the `Blown with the Wind` map!...... WOW!.... I think I would have destroyed my computer after a debacle like that! I just realized something..... In the early days of Darkwind [2+ years ago] before we were allowed more gangers based on leadership skill, we were only allowed 15 total gangers in our entire gang!...... You would have blown away an entire gang! [Never done before!] I just thought that bit of trivia was worth mentioning. John `Da Wrath` Rathbun phoned in this bit of info in response to our query about the Shattered-n-Bloody`s recent `unfortunate` encounter in which the gang`s long-standing leader and most of its veteran members were killed: ![]() This list shows just who has been winning the most lucrative prizes on the circuits and arenas of Evan, during the past month. 1. MADHAT: $902918. ![]() Joseph Holmes of Big C Rollers died at Road to Somerset. William Wallace of 11th Recon Company died at Somerset Dirt Racing Track. Sally `Grenadier` Cary of High Octane Hooligans died at Lost Oasis. Ashley Johnston of Rollovers died at Lost Trail: Overland. Billy Tracey of the mad mad crushers died at Northern Farm Land. Charles `Satan` Morningstar of Desert Nomads died at Acid Land. `Quiet` Lawrence Bellows of SOTuk died at Acid Land. Kimberly `Killa` Joiner of *Main Force Patrol* died at Pathway to Darkness. Johnnie `Hot Wheels` Warren of Death Storm Militia died at Somerset Dirt Racing Track. `Big guns` Freddy Flock of The Bad Habits died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop. Marilyn `Old` Young of The Bad Habits died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop. Eric Bookman of DarkBlue died at Somerset Arena. Wyatt `Gonnabiteit` Earp of Holy Mutant Death Squad died at Northern Farm Land. `Ms` Rita Simons of Dryfuss Dragoons died at The Pit. Susan `Porn Star` Ashurst of Fish Lovers died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop. Doug `Gunny-Cooter` Willams of Fish Lovers died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop. Lance `Poochy` Howard of Shattered-n-Bloody died at Road to Elmsfield. Jerome `Nomad` Howard of Shattered-n-Bloody died at Road to Elmsfield. Morgan McGee of Fish Lovers died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop. Jeffrey `Stevie Wonder` Nordberg of Triple S died at The Pits. `Mr Goodwrench` Thomas Edwards of Seekers died at Gates of Somerset. Doug Nicodemus of Seekers died at Gates of Somerset. James Jones of Seekers died at Gates of Somerset. Cherie Jacobs of Seekers died at Gates of Somerset. Lisa `Snow` White of Gearjammers died at Telegraph Road. Henry `Greza` Grenz of Bastille the Raging Scavenger died at Somerset Rally Circuit. `Sir` Robert Roebuck of Lattes Raiders died at Gateway Dry Lake Track. `Cabel` Todd Gain of GovermantResistance died at The Pit. Jacob Lilly of The Hell Patrol died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop. Julian `Rammer` Ramirez of Desert Nomads died at The Pits. Charles `Emerson` Winer of 11th Recon Company died at Northern Farm Land. Michael `Matador` Madore of Hardwired died at Gates of Somerset. Rodney Williams of Paladins died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop. Jayna Little of Paladins died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop. James Gates of the mad mad crushers died at Interstate Mythos. Todd Dunn of rebelfishes died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop. Derek Emery of rebelfishes died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop. Brandy Byrne of 11th Recon Company died at Northern Farm Land. Daniel `Dodgy D.` Allen of The 4saken died at Lost Oasis. Gloria Henderson of The 4saken died at Lost Oasis. Michael Boyd of Crazy Canucks died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop. Doris Borders of Crazy Canucks died at Gates of Somerset. Christopher Witt of Burdens Heavyweights died at Gates of Somerset. `Zombie Slayer` Louis Paxton of Burdens Heavyweights died at Gates of Somerset. Jesus Holly of Cap distributor died at Gates of Sarsfield. Emily Chandler of 7 7 7 died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Race Track 3. Napoleon `Frenchy` Bonaparte of Renegades Of Thrash Metal died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Race Track 3. Valerie `Need4Speed` Clarke of Comstar died at Somerset Rally Circuit. Brenda `Will` Wright of Highway Hellriders died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Race Track 3. Dennis Lee of Triple S died at Gates of Firelight. Larry Shoemaker of Triple S died at Gates of Firelight. Larry McGee of Triple S died at Gates of Firelight. Julie `The Horror` Baca of Shattered-n-Bloody died at Blown With the Wind. Johnnie Giddings of Shattered-n-Bloody died at Blown With the Wind. Patrick `3rd Degree` Burns of Shattered-n-Bloody died at Blown With the Wind. Regina `Atcher` Seidman of Shattered-n-Bloody died at Blown With the Wind. Samuel `Island` Keys of Shattered-n-Bloody died at Blown With the Wind. Stephen `GetYer` Harmon of Shattered-n-Bloody died at Blown With the Wind. Fred `Chocolates` Brown of Shattered-n-Bloody died at Blown With the Wind. Leah Roche of Shattered-n-Bloody died at Blown With the Wind. Patricia `Thud Thud` Lees of Shattered-n-Bloody died at Blown With the Wind. Gary `Wanderer` Canterbury of Shattered-n-Bloody died at Blown With the Wind. Shannon `Scanner` Spence of Shattered-n-Bloody died at Blown With the Wind. William `Cricket` Jiminez of Shattered-n-Bloody died at Blown With the Wind. Mildred Farfan of Shattered-n-Bloody died at Blown With the Wind. Bill `Myth` Canterbury of Shattered-n-Bloody died at Blown With the Wind. Laverne `Lifetime` Billings of Shattered-n-Bloody died at Blown With the Wind. Steven `Racin For A` Dollar of Triple S died at Northern Foothills Racetrack at night. `His Holiness` Anthony Pope of Renshai died at Elmsfield Hills Rally Circuit. Scott `can really` Cook of Alpha Junkers died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop. Marion `choked on` Bacon of Alpha Junkers died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop. `Crashin`` David Poirier of Orions Blades died at Road to Somerset. James `Ranger` Wilkins of BOB-BagOfBones died at Road to Somerset. Carmen `Kelly` Kelling of Gearjammers died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop. Juan Wilson of Lattes Raiders died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Race Track 3. Carl Davis of Road Lords died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Race Track 3. Samuel Pruitt of High Octane Hooligans died at Lost Trail: Broken Ground. Daphne Sanders of Night Breed Pack died at Somerset Arena. Robert `Gun` Stauffer of GovermantResistance died at Scattered Hills. Colleen Cutshall of Shutoku Rockets died at Road to Somerset. Harold `Tree` Greenlee of Desert Nomads died at Blown With the Wind. James `JJ` Jimenez of Pariah Strike died at Somerset Arena. Stanley Glover of Pariah Strike died at Somerset Arena. Rosemary Booth of Something else died at Somerset Rally Circuit. Mario `ate a slab of` Bacon of Alpha Junkers died at Once Upon a Town. Renee `da` Sierra of dark impakt died at Once Upon a Town. Kayla `da` Sumner of dark impakt died at Once Upon a Town. James Haire of Dragoons in Drag died at Somerset Rally Circuit. `Ralph` Lauren Villalobos of Holy Mutant Death Squad died at Northern Farm Land. Roy Maxwell of Monarchs died at Road to Elmsfield. James Diebold of Something else died at Highway to Hell. Valerie `SYRUP OF DEAT` Maple of Mirrirored Pain died at Road to Somerset. William Buster of Mirrirored Pain died at Road to Somerset. Theo `Super` Cosby of Holy Mutant Death Squad died at Salt Flats Canyon. Diana `Lady Die` Patterson of Monarchs died at Pathway to Darkness. Allen Million of MADHAT died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop. Mae `Dae` Perez of Bastille the Raging Scavenger died at Gates of Somerset. Justin Grass of Somerset Militia died at Gates of Somerset. Theo Bacchus of Crusaders died at Gates of Somerset. Patrick Young of Something else died at Gates of Elmsfield. Scot `SCOTTZILLA` Smith of Mirrirored Pain died at Double Down Arena. Forrest `Gump` Sun of DarkBlue died at Road to Somerset. `Greasy` Lee Garcia of The 4saken died at The Maze. Doris Leach of Triple S died at Gates of Firelight. Donald Fleshman of Bladerunners died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop. `McRacer X` Kristen Rios of KLINGON GIRL SCOUTS died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Race Track 2. Angel Knapp of Triple S died at Gates of Texan. Michelle Mei of Garage Boyz died at Northern Farm Land. `Balls2TheWall` Victoria Rawls of Comstar died at Highway to Hell. Dave `Speedy` Lewis of Comstar died at Highway to Hell. Arnold `Palmer` Trowbridge of The Paranoid Tourists died at Road to Elmsfield. Paul Olson of The Paranoid Tourists died at Road to Elmsfield. `Witch` Hazel May of The Paranoid Tourists died at Road to Elmsfield. John `Rabbit` Pelton of The Paranoid Tourists died at Road to Elmsfield. Scott Pena of SOTuk died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop. Robert Collins of Lonely Scavenger died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Race Track 1. `Heavy Gunner` Jesus Murphy of Comanche died at Gates of Elmsfield. Joseph Tope of Comanche died at Gates of Elmsfield. `Ranger` Kristina Markley of Comanche died at Gates of Elmsfield. `Gunney` Larry Lira of Comanche died at Gates of Elmsfield. Sylvester Orr of The 4saken died at Devils Fingers. `Stumpy` Brian Blumer of v.i.n.d.i.c.a.to.r.s. died at The Pits. Ronald King of Something else died at Gates of Elmsfield. Randolph Townsend of Something else died at Gates of Elmsfield. Rhonda Littlefield of Arbiters died at The Pit. Mitchell `Motorhead` Davis of Death Storm Militia died at Somerset Rally Circuit. Beryl `Battle Axe` Smith of The Dionysian Dozen died at Gates of Elmsfield. Richard Gidley of Aspire died at Road to Somerset. `Boss` Shelton Wright of Dead Men Driving died at Road to Somerset. Ann `Fix N` Drive` Mark of Mirrirored Pain died at Road to Somerset. Kevin `Neo-pet` Bressler of Shattered-n-Bloody died at Gates of Elmsfield. Peter `The Shark` Thrasher of Scarzams Dragoons died at Acid Land. Ken `Batman` Batson of Scarzams Dragoons died at Acid Land. Jake `The Snake` Wade of Scarzams Dragoons died at Acid Land. Jeremy `John` Thomas of Shattered-n-Bloody died at Gates of Elmsfield. Abigail `Hot Box` Perez of Shattered-n-Bloody died at Gates of Elmsfield. James `Who`s Bad` Bauder of Shattered-n-Bloody died at Gates of Elmsfield. Granville `Barnabus` Collins of Shattered-n-Bloody died at Gates of Elmsfield. James `Froggie` Gagnon of Shattered-n-Bloody died at Gates of Elmsfield. Brandon `The Bull` Bullock of Scarzams Dragoons died at Acid Land. John `The Rook` Bishop of Afrika Korps died at Gates of Texan. Lydia `Lydia` Grimmer of Comanche died at Road to Somerset. Christopher Williams of HellzFire died at Gates of Elmsfield. Travis Simonson of HellzFire died at Gates of Elmsfield. Elmer Murphy of HellzFire died at Gates of Elmsfield. Willie James of Triple S died at Serpentine Road. `Specialist` Carlos Williamson of Comanche died at The Pit. `Sir` Mark Pena of Lattes Raiders died at Scattered Hills. Mary Jenkins of CryptKeepers died at Road to Somerset. `Lonely` Elliott Rigby of The Bad Habits died at Gates of Somerset. Troy Chartrand of rebelfishes died at Northern Farm Land. Michael `One more Pint` O`Keefe of Old School Perverts died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop. William White of the mad mad crushers died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop. Steven Gerard of Rezeaks Racers died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop. Kelly `went to` Cleveland of Burdens Heavyweights died at Interstate Mythos. Diane Mays of Renshai died at Road to Somerset. Jack Anderson of Bladerunners died at The Pit. Anthony Rozier of Road Debris died at Gates of Elmsfield. John `Wee` Wade of Desert Nomads died at Once Upon a Town. Matthew `Hoof` Hovis of Desert Nomads died at Once Upon a Town. Herschel Sweeney of Evan Courier Service died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Race Track 1. Louis Nielsen of MADHAT died at Northern Farm Land. `kraaaaaazy` Kevin Linker of Rezeaks Racers died at Canyon Joust. Harry Suter of High Octane Hooligans died at Gates of Somerset. Seymour Bush of Triumph died at Somerset Arena. Timothy Edwards of Ultra Catharsis died at Gates of Elmsfield. |
Story Submitted by Damon Angel ![]() As the year progresses, here are the leaders of the major leagues: Evan Race Ladder - Lattes Raiders In addition, the leaders of the minor leagues are: Northern Semi-Pro Combat League - Joels Bastards It`s said that you don`t remember your early childhood. Memories from so far back just aren`t stored in your head. Sandy `Razzer` Bloom could remember her first steps. She had vivid memories of the puppy her father brought her home for her second birthday. It was a little mutt of dubious lineage, but she loved that mutt right from the start. She remembers knowing in that very second that she was a `dog person.` Cats had never appealed to her. ![]() |