May/Jun
2061
Renshai Win Somerset Spring Challenge League

The Somerset Spring Challenge League finished, with Renshai taking the overall victory and a prize of $60000. The runners-up were PA Racers, and finishing in third place overall were Iron Wraiths.

PA Racers Win Elmsfield Summer Classic League

The Elmsfield Summer Classic League finished, with PA Racers taking the overall victory and a prize of $60000. The runners-up were Joels Bastards, and finishing in third place overall were Mad Hatters.

Leroy Carpenter of Basnici died at Double Down Arena.


Ervin `Wolfbait` Ortiz of Whiskey Runners died at Oil Slick.


Joshua `COE` Lugo of Joels Bastards died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop.


Troy Patton of Garage Boyz died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop.


Clara `Boy ` George of 69th Battalion died at Gates of Somerset.


Heather Bader of Critical Miss died at Gates of Somerset.


John Sherman of Plaster Saints died at Road to Somerset.


`Sir` Terrence Wallace of Road Templars died at Northern Desert Circuit.


Earnest Shelton of Abysmal Horrors died at Northern Desert Circuit.


Michael `Town` Meyer of Fortune Hunters died at Northern Desert Circuit.


James Knight of Clarinbridge Crushers died at Northern Desert Circuit.


`Ballsy` Steven Dick of The Crayons died at Northern Desert Circuit.


Joel `Autobahn` Auerbach of Joels Bastards died at Northern Desert Circuit.


`Mutie` Joseph Bradford of Road Templars died at Northern Desert Circuit.


Wesley Stacy of Revenants died at Northern Desert Circuit.


Leif Eriksen of Joels Bastards died at Northern Desert Circuit.


Clint `Make My Day` Eastwood of Renshai died at Northern Desert Circuit.


Homer `Jay` Simpson of The Light Brigade -CI- died at Northern Desert Circuit.


`Sister` Nora Green of The Crayons died at Northern Desert Circuit.


`HG` Fredrick Lackey of The Crayons died at Northern Desert Circuit.


Charlie ` Crooked` Vaugh of Flaming Engines died at Northern Desert Circuit.


Frankie Sledge of Coolerheads died at Northern Desert Circuit.


Jason `Test Dummy` Schott of Renshai died at Northern Desert Circuit.


James `The Big One` Perkins of Harrys Hippos died at Northern Desert Circuit.


Ronald Culver of King of Clubs died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Lloyd Spears of King of Clubs died at Gates of Somerset.


Brenda Quayle of King of Clubs died at Gates of Somerset.


David Ford of Blood Roses died at Northern Desert Circuit.


Krystal `Clear` Goodwin of Blood and Iron died at Gates of Elmsfield.


`Straight-Shot` John Shaffer of Avenged Sevenfold died at Somerset Arena.


`Lil`` Lena Liu of The Wolfhounds died at Scattered Grounds.


Lawrence `Of Arabia` Murray of The Wolfhounds died at Forever Yellow Skies.


`Big` John Lowery of The Wolfhounds died at Forever Yellow Skies.


Issac `Bust or rust` Baucom of Death Splatter died at Road to Somerset.


`Charles` Xavier Parker of 69th Battalion died at Once Upon a Town.


Jeffrey `Jaffa` Anderson of 69th Battalion died at Once Upon a Town.


`John` James Mohammed of 69th Battalion died at Once Upon a Town.


Jed Putnam of Holy Mutant Death Squad died at Acid Land.


Roger Dorgan of King of Clubs died at Road to Elmsfield.


Tracy Hall of King of Clubs died at Gates of Elmsfield.


James Shea of SemiLifers died at Somerset Arena.


Emile Jackson of Road Templars died at Oil Slick.


John Read of Road Templars died at Oil Slick.


Eddie Vaughn of Road Templars died at Oil Slick.


Victor `Salvo` Savage of Death Splatter died at Gates of Somerset.


Peter James of Searchers died at Highway to Hell.


Clyde Johnson of the mad mad crushers died at Telegraph Road.


Humberto Clay of Garage Boyz died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop.


Juanita `lucky ` George of fluids kastoffs died at Spooky Forest.


Ulysses `Big` Boothe of Blood Roses died at Telegraph Road.


`Cheeky` Chad Dawson of 69th Battalion died at Gates of Somerset.


Jay O`Brien of Company of Geeks died at Smokey Hills.


Carl Ratcliff of Acetylene Anarchists died at Somerset Arena.


Britney `Spears` Blair of Longos Merry Men died at Somerset Arena.


Brett Burton of Revenants died at Blown With the Wind.


Emma `Pistols` Schuler of The Vanguards died at Gates of Somerset.


Kevin `Leeloo` Levay of The Vanguards died at Acid Land.


Mark `Poncho` Ramirez of Blood and Iron died at Gates of Somerset.


Sandra Mendel of Roads to Madness died at Forever Yellow Skies.


Ute Ye of Garage Boyz died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop.


Glenn `Tacks` Cox of Rabid died at Northern Farm Land.


Kathryn Nakamura of The Pikers died at Lost Trail: Broken Ground.


Francis `franky` Hutto of The Pikers died at Lost Trail: Broken Ground.


Eric `the red` McCray of The Pikers died at Lost Trail: Broken Ground.


Ida `itstimetodie!` Mentzer of Harrys Hippos died at Devils Fingers.


Lora `herbox she be` Holden of fluids kastoffs died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop.


Marvin Starr of Blood and Iron died at Gates of Somerset.


Dennis Baney of Company of Geeks died at Maure Dore.


`Auntie` Carol Decker of Brothers Of Metal died at Under a Bloody Red Sky.


Charles `Big Willy` Johnson of Brothers Of Metal died at Under a Bloody Red Sky.


Jeffery Blevins of TotalCarnage died at Under a Bloody Red Sky.


Katherine Vasquez of TotalCarnage died at Once Upon a Town.


Albert Gosser of Revenants died at Road to Somerset.


Lauren Grant of MADHAT died at Road to Somerset.


Knox `Peacock` Thurston of Sphincter Wrinkles died at Highway to Hell.


Margie Warren of Harrys Hippos died at Blown With the Wind.


Joseph Williams of SemiLifers died at Road to Somerset.


Timothy `Two Tones` Whitley of The Wolfhounds died at Scattered Grounds.


Joshua Martinez of The Wolfhounds died at Scattered Grounds.


William Heaney of Yama Gadyuka died at Somerset Arena.


Brandon Butcher of The Roaring Wheelers died at Highway to Hell.


James Turner of King of Clubs died at Once Upon a Town.


Barbara Metzger of Revenants died at Somerset Rally Circuit.


Thomas `Dur` Dudley of The Crayons died at Somerset Rally Circuit.


Frank Sigler of Holy Mutant Death Squad died at Southern Plateau.


Napoleon Miller of Holy Mutant Death Squad died at Devils Fingers.


Stanley Freeman of Holy Mutant Death Squad died at Devils Fingers.


Lonnie Riley of PA Racers died at Northern Desert Circuit.


Matthew `Mc Dead` McDuff of fluids kastoffs died at Smokey Hills.


Brandi Price of 69th Battalion died at Acid Land.


Francine Hopkins of 69th Battalion died at Acid Land.


Matthew Mullican of ~DITB~ died at Northern Desert Circuit.


Marcus `The Mouth` Savage of Death Splatter died at Gates of Somerset.


Vance `Carpe` Savage of Death Splatter died at Gates of Somerset.


Mary O`Neill of Gypsy Jesters died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Race Track 3.


Terry Miller of TotalCarnage died at Gates of Somerset.


Carlotta `Vertigo` Valdez of Guns Gears Getaway died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Rose Adams of Vikingr-CTS- died at Spooky Forest.


Phil Woods of Gutter Punks died at Pathway to Darkness.


Dawn Watchman of Bandicoots died at Once Upon a Town.


Vince `Rollin` Savage of Death Splatter died at Gates of Somerset.


Louis Kennedy of MADHAT died at Interstate Mythos.


`Stone Cold` David Austin of Blood and Iron died at Gates of Elmsfield.


Jessica Smith of Infinite Improbabilities died at Under a Bloody Red Sky.


Walter Simpson of Infinite Improbabilities died at Under a Bloody Red Sky.


Jonathan Conyers of Infinite Improbabilities died at Under a Bloody Red Sky.


Douglas Parra of Garage Boyz died at Northern Farm Land.


Timothy Black of Company of Geeks died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Race Track 2.


Susan Martin of The Crayons died at Northern Farm Land.


David `Doom` Clifton of The Crayons died at Gates of Somerset.


Rafael `Deathwish` James of an0maly -CI- died at Northern Speedway.


Tyler Lingenfelter of Raging Scavengers died at Lonesome Highway.


Gail `Sharp` Martini of 69th Battalion died at Northern Farm Land.


Dennis `Arena` Turney of Blood and Iron died at Blown With the Wind.


Fernando House of The Crayons died at Highway to Hell.


Roy `NineLlives` Louis of Roads to Madness died at Dead man`s Road.


Betty Pace of Insanity Inc died at Scattered Grounds.


Tyrone `Turbo` Chen of Scarzams Dragoons died at Somerset Arena.


Barry Reid of SemiLifers died at Sandy.


Emile Dixon of SemiLifers died at Sandy.


Osvaldo Kelly of Bandicoots died at Interstate Mythos.


Timmy Gates of The Roaring Wheelers died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Mark Spahn of The Roaring Wheelers died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Bill Dyer of SemiLifers died at Road to Elmsfield.


Allen Nash of SemiLifers died at Road to Elmsfield.


Krista Gonzales of 12th Street Bangers died at Road to Elmsfield.


Carla Packer of TotalCarnage died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Christina Neff of Coolerheads died at Forever Yellow Skies.


Charles `Shifter` Hurst of Coolerheads died at Scattered Grounds.


Jeanne Snow of TotalCarnage died at Gates of Somerset.


Beverly Rayburn of TotalCarnage died at Gates of Somerset.



Big Time Professional

In the past month, the most prolific gang on the Professional deathsport circuit has been The Crayons, having competed in 5 events. Are these guys intent on getting famous, or are they just in it for the money?

Most Active Gangs

Our team have been out all month, tirelessly visiting every deathsport event and interviewing incoming caravans to figure out just who are the most busy gangs in Evan right now.

The most active gang on the deathsport circuit has been TotalCarnage. Their most favoured type of event has been the combat, although they have also competed in numerous deathrace events.

Out of town, the most busy squads have been:
1. Followers Of Hope FOH, owned by 69th Battalion .
2. Crusading Southern II, owned by Road Templars.
3. The 12 Steps, owned by Blood and Iron.
4. No Power in the Verse, owned by Overlanders.
5. Sigh, off we go, yay, again..., owned by Hitmen Trucking Inc -CTS-.



an0maly -CI- Win Northern Paintball League

The Northern Paintball League finished, with an0maly -CI- taking the overall victory and a prize of $25000. The runners-up were Longos Merry Men, and finishing in third place overall were SemiLifers.
Leagues Roundup

As the year progresses, here are the leaders of the major leagues:

Evan Race Ladder - PA Racers
Evan Deathrace Ladder - -^-HellRazors-^-
Evan Arena Combat Ladder - -^-HellRazors-^-
Evan Paintball Combat Ladder - -^-HellRazors-^-

In addition, the leaders of the minor leagues are:

Northern Paintball League - an0maly -CI-
Somerset Spring Challenge League - Renshai
Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally I League - Renshai
Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally II League - Company of Geeks
Northern Semi-Pro Combat League - Flaming Engines



Political Update

A well-known activist from the Evan Reds was preaching from his soap box again about arranged betting on arena events. Locals caught on and stopped betting. This caused great loses to the mafia. The activist was later found dead, a bullet to the head. Relations have deteriorated.



Dexter`s Best Patrons

The most drug-addicted gangs currently active in Evan are:

1. Cuddle Fiesta.
2. Gearjammers.
3. The Cosmic Kids.
4. Clarinbridge Crushers.
5. -^-HellRazors-^-.
6. The Vanguards.
7. Road Lords.
8. Afrika Korps.
9. Arbiters.
10. Wilcox School of the Gifted.

The heaviest addict in Cuddle Fiesta is John Willis, and his favourite tipple is Alcohol.

Current DW Gazette Editors: Sam, Hati, Racing Robbie, Bastille, Rezeak, SmokeyKilla, X_Man.