May/Jun
2065
Blue Giants Win Somerset Spring Challenge League

The Somerset Spring Challenge League finished, with Blue Giants taking the overall victory and a prize of $60000. The runners-up were Cheese & Onions, and finishing in third place overall were Deathrace Photographers Union.

PA Racers Win Elmsfield Summer Classic League

The Elmsfield Summer Classic League finished, with PA Racers taking the overall victory and a prize of $60000. The runners-up were Cheese & Onions, and finishing in third place overall were The Tiger Sharks.

Nelly Hawkins of Rabid died at Road to Somerset.


Bernard Small of Rabid died at Road to Somerset.


John Browning of Rabid died at Road to Somerset.


Joe Howell of Rabid died at Road to Somerset.


Robert `The Robber` Hayden of Department of Motor Vehicles died at Telegraph Road.


Melissa Garvin of MADHAT died at Road to Elmsfield.


Robert Ortiz of MADHAT died at Road to Elmsfield.


`MS.` June Peterson of Hot Trax died at Forever Yellow Skies.


`Metal Melder` Megan Miller of Blood and Iron died at Scattered Hills: Bridge Out.


`Steady` Derrick Hernandez of Fifth Legion died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Bonnie `Wadi` Waddell of Fifth Legion died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


`BB` Brandon Bender of Fifth Legion died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


George Bush of Department of Motor Vehicles died at Gates of Somerset.


Noe Money of The Darkside died at The Pit.


`Speedie` Millard Garcia of Aster died at Interstate Mythos.


Richard Buckner of Aster died at Interstate Mythos.


Keith Pletcher of San Jose Baggers died at Gates of Somerset.


Richard Greear of San Jose Baggers died at Gates of Somerset.


Herman Hensley of MADHAT died at Northern Farm Land.


Russell Lippert of MADHAT died at Northern Farm Land.


Ian Rodriguez of MADHAT died at Northern Farm Land.


Chad Baugh of MADHAT died at Road to Somerset.


Charles `Flashy` Fletcher of Flaming Engines died at The Dunes Race Course.


Oscar Covey of Electric Dave died at Forever Yellow Skies.


`El Pollo` Salvatore Hundt of Produce_Vendors died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop.


Jerome `Speed Dial` Magnuson of Produce_Vendors died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop.


Bertha Rodriguez of Raging Death died at Somerset Dirt Racing Track.


Beatrice Finke of Brassicas died at Smokey Hills.


Jeremy Fernandez of MADHAT died at Road to Somerset.


David Gardner of Paceys Raiders died at Road to Somerset.


Tracey Day of Viking Warriors died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Rebecca Decoteau of Raging Death died at Road to Elmsfield.


Sandra Andre of Andre Assault died at Pathway to Darkness.


James Cardona of The Real Clan died at Somerset Rally Circuit.


Rick Wright of Aster died at Highway to Hell.


Jimmy Carter of Raging Death died at Northern Farm Land.


Marcus `Lost Car` Kays of The Griefing Griefers of Grief died at Outback of Nowhere.


`Tanker` Natasha Andre of Andre Assault died at Somerset Arena.


Katelyn Bass of Chrome Religion died at Somerset Rally Circuit.


Vincent Collins of Paceys Raiders died at Road to Somerset.


William Roach of Paceys Raiders died at Road to Somerset.


William `Willy-Pete` Peters of Bujinkan died at Gates of Elmsfield.


David Guthrie of Holy Mutant Death Squad died at Forever Yellow Skies.


`Admiral` Alexis Barrett of Night Slayers died at Shantyville.


Marion Munsch of Axis of Weevils died at Elmsfield Southern Speed Circuit.


Taylor Williams of Revenants died at Northern Foothills Racetrack (at night).


`Abbey` William Hoffman of Frontline Assembly died at Highway to Hell.


Dorothy Leon of Lobotomizers died at Under a Bloody Red Sky.


Steven Lewis of Nightelves died at Pathway to Darkness.


Byron `Low Rent` Velez of Chrome Religion died at Ring of Death Arena.


Christopher Bobbitt of Useless Children died at Highway to Hell.


Frank Bush of Lobotomizers died at Gates of Elmsfield.


Brooke `Changeling` Criddle of Fifth Legion died at Gates of Somerset.


Kristopher Stecker of Fifth Legion died at Gates of Somerset.


William Bell of Nightelves died at Road to Elmsfield.


Larry `The King` Eng of Scarzams Dragoons died at Gates of Sarsfield.


Zane Harvell of DireWolf died at Gates of Somerset.


John Solum of Basnici died at Northern Desert Circuit.


John `Door Mat` Matis of Department of Motor Vehicles died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop.


`Mr. Mister` James Morrill of The Tronophiles died at Gates of Somerset.


Thomas `Can`t Catch` Murphy of King of Clubs died at Ring of Death Arena.


Robin `Luvz` Cox of Aster died at Chaos Canyon.


`Dishonest` Abraham Lincoln of Department of Motor Vehicles died at Gates of Somerset.


Steven `Whats Broken?` Nielson of Krashed and Burnt died at Chaos Canyon.


James `Hound Dog` Nelson of San Jose Baggers died at Pathway to Darkness.


Jesus Boothe of San Jose Baggers died at Pathway to Darkness.


`Famous` Amy Simmons of Cheese & Onions died at Double Down Arena.


`Daring` Daniel Boone of Raging Death died at Sandy.


Susan Smith of MainForcePatrol died at Ring of Death Arena.


`Sea Monkey` Audrey Seamon of Maxxed Out died at Under a Bloody Red Sky.


Daniel Brown of MADHAT died at Scattered Hills: Bridge Out.


Kenny `K-Car` Carbone of Loose Cannons died at The Pits.


`Blind` Elvin Judd of Loose Cannons died at The Pits.


Dorothy Robertson of MADHAT died at Road to Elmsfield.


Zenobia Burwell of MADHAT died at Road to Elmsfield.


`Red Dead` Ned Flanders of SwordStroke Enterprises died at Double Down Arena.


Marcus `Destroyer` Hebert of Brassicas died at Gates of Elmsfield.


`SMB` Miguel Gray of Bujinkan died at Northern Farm Land.


William `Double Dog` Dare of Draggin Dragons died at Telegraph Road.


Jonell `Hide-n-Seek` Crawford of Draggin Dragons died at Telegraph Road.


Jeanne Huerta of San Jose Baggers died at Interstate Mythos.


Berry Tang of The Darkside died at Lonesome Highway.


Carl Eager of The Flying Circus died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Race Track 2.


Jeni Kroeker of Garage Boyz died at Once Upon a Town.


Maxwell Dunn of The Darkside died at Forever Yellow Skies.


Alice Peterson of MADHAT died at Road to Somerset.


Emilio McCracken of Lobotomizers died at Lost Trail: Broken Ground.


Rita Hann of Electric Dave died at Gates of Somerset.


Monique Alexander of The Darkside died at Blown With the Wind.


`Chaser` Jeff Gordon of Flying Froggies died at Highway to Hell.


Helen Wines of The Wolfhounds died at Pathway to Darkness.


Mattie Childress of The Wolfhounds died at Pathway to Darkness.


Aaron Williams of The Wolfhounds died at Pathway to Darkness.


Noah `Gravedigger` Diggs of Bujinkan died at The Pit.


`Jackteeth` John Salyer of The Ansome Cousin Jacks died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop.


Freddie Rickard of FunkyMonkeys died at Once Upon a Town.


`King` Arthur Perry of Rollovers died at Under a Bloody Red Sky.


Jimmy John of Endurance died at Somerset Arena.


Bo Mosher of The Darkside died at Smokey Hills.


Gary `Blood` Hunter of FunkyMonkeys died at Once Upon a Town.


Henry Vazquez of Basnici died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Race Track 3.


Thomas Worley of The Ghosts died at Scattered Hills: Bridge Out.


`Weak clone of` Kirk Douglas of The Ghosts died at Scattered Hills: Bridge Out.


Craig Akers of The Ghosts died at Scattered Hills: Bridge Out.


Bo `bama` Harris of Raging Death died at Once Upon a Town.



Evan`s Most Wanted

The most wanted gangs in Evan today are listed below. The bounty listed for each gang is a combination of the amount offered by local vigilante groups and by disgrunted individuals, and represents the amount of money you would expect to be paid for each senior member of the gang you kill.

1. Paceys Raiders (Somerset): $801.
2. The Renigade Angels (Somerset): $669.
3. San Jose Baggers (Somerset): $584.
4. The Ansome Cousin Jacks (Elmsfield): $252.
5. Electric Dave (Somerset): $156.
6. Paceys Raiders (Elmsfield): $144.
7. Blood and Iron (Somerset): $138.
8. Cheese & Onions (Elmsfield): $54.



Most Active Gangs

You`ve tired of seeing them on the circuit every time you visit. Every time you leave town, you seem to run into them. But just who are they - who are the most active gangs in Evan right now?

The most active gang on the deathsport circuit has been Chrome Religion. Their most favoured type of event has been the combat, although they have also competed in numerous race events.

Out of town, the most busy squads have been:
1. SB, owned by Hot Trax.
2. The 12 Steps, owned by Blood and Iron.
3. Suspicious Activity In GW, owned by Flaming Engines.
4. Pulp Fiction, owned by Hot Trax.
5. The End is Here, owned by Krashed and Burnt.



Longos Merry Men Win Northern Paintball League

The Northern Paintball League finished, with Longos Merry Men taking the overall victory and a prize of $25000. The runners-up were SwordStroke Enterprises, and finishing in third place overall were Lobotomizers.
Deathsport Leagues

As the year progresses, here are the leaders of the major leagues:

Evan Race Ladder - Blue Giants
Evan Deathrace Ladder - Renshai
Evan Arena Combat Ladder - Overheater
Evan Paintball Combat Ladder - Cheese & Onions

In addition, the leaders of the minor leagues are:

Somerset Spring Challenge League - Blue Giants
Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally II League - Blood and Iron
Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally I League - Joels Bastards
Circuit of Evan Rally III League - Blue Giants
Northern Paintball League - Longos Merry Men
Northern Semi-Pro Combat League - Blood and Iron



Political Update

Relations between the mutants and anarchists are reported to be at an all-time high following the announcement of an arranged marriage between the daughter of a high-ranking member of Sabretooth with one of Mad Mac`s sons.

Current DW Gazette Editors: Sam, Hati, Racing Robbie, Bastille, Rezeak, SmokeyKilla, X_Man.