May/Jun
2070
King of Clubs Win Somerset Spring Challenge League

The Somerset Spring Challenge League finished, with King of Clubs taking the overall victory and a prize of $60000. The runners-up were Brassicas, and finishing in third place overall were Lattes Raiders.

PA Racers Win Elmsfield Summer Classic League

The Elmsfield Summer Classic League finished, with PA Racers taking the overall victory and a prize of $60000. The runners-up were Mad Hatters, and finishing in third place overall were Caesars Ghosts.

`Doctor` James Wenger of Finger 3 died at Via Rupta.


`The` Herb Mann of Hot Trax died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop.


`Fast` Freddie Sessums of The F-Bombs died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop.


Antonia Slape of Hot Trax died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop.


Lois `Salmon` Rowe of LionCheetas died at The Pit.


Willard `Butcher` Baker of LionCheetas died at The Pit.


`the Dentist` Mabel Driskill of LionCheetas died at The Pit.


Royce Livingston of Clan Hammer died at Forever Yellow Skies.


Kayla `The Black` Rose of The Tronophiles died at Gates of Elmsfield.


Justin Valazquez of Clan Hammer died at Scattered Grounds.


Francis `Be Safe` O`Neil of Paceys Raiders died at Once Upon a Town.


Holly `Daze` Rodriguez of Crazy Canucks died at Chaos Canyon.


William Hale of The Ghosts died at Northern Farm Land.


Eddie `Dark` Knight of Finger 3 died at Gates of Morgan.


William Morison of Blood and Iron died at Acid Land.


Louis `a Callepa` Singh of Blood and Iron died at Acid Land.


Ronald `Mcdonald` Garcia of Brassicas died at Northern Farm Land.


Junior `Black Forge` Smith of Finger 3 died at Blown With the Wind.


Zachery Lee of Overheater died at Somerset Arena.


Walter White of Blood and Iron died at Gates of Somerset.


Patrick `Twice` Dailey of Brassicas died at Northern Farm Land.


John Shuster of Holy Grail died at Gates of Somerset.


`Right on` Rene Lewis of Malodorous Wayzgoose died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop.


John `Machine Gun` Melton of Smokeys Killas died at Gates of Somerset.


James Steele of Lord of Rockets died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop.


`Comrade` Jody Strickland of Bad Baby Bunnies died at Acid Land.


Anna `Sonar` Ping of Blood and Iron died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop.


Ernest `Wilkes` Booth of Blood and Iron died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop.


Robert `El Jaguar` Storey of sunset samurai died at Gates of Somerset.


John Brigham of Renshai died at Salt Flats Canyon.


Constance `Mizzy` Henderson of The Tronophiles died at Chaos Canyon.


Kelly Luckett of Finger 3 died at Lonesome Highway.


John `Farming MJ` Fields of The Tronophiles died at Road to Morgan.


Rhea Wilson of Smokeys Killas died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Race Track 1.


Alex Ridgeway of PA Racers died at Northern Desert Circuit.


Socorro Crepeau of Crazy Canucks died at Acid Land.


Gwendolyn Marsh of Quantum Symphony died at Lonesome Highway.


Kurt Craddock of SwordStroke Enterprises died at Bombed Luna Road.


Daniel Earl of Quantum Symphony died at Via Rupta.


Brenda Nunley of Quantum Symphony died at Via Rupta.


Louis Smith of MADHAT died at Road to Somerset.


`JUGLESS` Janet Jacques of GO FORNICATE YERSELF died at The Pits.


Alvin `So` Saari of Roads to Madness died at Highway to Hell.


James Williams of MADHAT died at Road to Somerset.


Don Robinson of MADHAT died at Road to Somerset.


James Frazier of MADHAT died at Road to Somerset.


Alan Pierce of MADHAT died at Northern Farm Land.


Jimmie Johnson of The Crayons died at Northern Foothills Racetrack (at night).


Nadine Walker of Caesars Ghosts died at Lonesome Highway.


`Jumpin`` James William of Caesars Ghosts died at Somerset Super Speedway.


Ronald `What The` Heck of Smokeys Killas died at Lost Trail: Broken Ground.


Debra `the Zebra` Capetillo of /Vaxxed []ut died at Gates of Elmsfield.


Arthur `Dent` Arnold of /Vaxxed []ut died at Gates of Elmsfield.


Cathi `Speedy` Gomez of The Black Emperors died at Gates of Firelight.



Bountiful!

The most wanted gangs in Evan today are listed below. The bounty listed for each gang is a combination of the amount offered by local vigilante groups and by disgrunted individuals, and represents the amount of money you would expect to be paid for each senior member of the gang you kill.

1. Blood and Iron (Somerset): $5521.
2. Bad Baby Bunnies (Badlands Truckstop): $300.
3. Joels Bastards (Somerset): $228.
4. Just Ice (Badlands Truckstop): $164.
5. Brassicas (Shantyville): $145.
6. GO FORNICATE YERSELF (Gateway Truckstop): $142.
7. harimau (Somerset): $112.
8. Lord of Rockets (Somerset): $97.
9. Hot Trax (Elmsfield): $90.
10. Hot Trax (Somerset): $90.



The Darkside Win Northern Paintball League

The Northern Paintball League finished, with The Darkside taking the overall victory and a prize of $25000. The runners-up were Hot Trax, and finishing in third place overall were SwordStroke Enterprises.
It was a downpour! But no rain or muddy field was going to stop The Darkside from earning their first Northern Paintball League Title. Team Captain Clay 'Pigeon' Rojas takes the final shot from 100 meters out to secure the win. Clay was also named League MVP for his performance during the 2070 Season.

 


Movers and $hakers

This list shows just who has been winning the most lucrative prizes on the circuits and arenas of Evan, during the past month.

1. The Tronophiles: $3117123.
2. Meles: $1591363.
3. Dolce Gabbana: $687751.
4. Hot Trax: $321975.
5. shadowguard: $223093.

Evan Leagues

As the year progresses, here are the leaders of the major leagues:

Evan Race Ladder - The Darkside
Evan Deathrace Ladder - PA Racers
Evan Arena Combat Ladder - The Darkside
Evan Paintball Combat Ladder - Caesars Ghosts

In addition, the leaders of the minor leagues are:

Somerset Spring Challenge League - King of Clubs
Northern Paintball League - The Darkside
Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally I League - Lord of Rockets
Northern Semi-Pro Combat League - Malodorous Wayzgoose
Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally II League - Joels Bastards
Circuit of Evan Rally III League - Joels Bastards



Political Update

Relations between the Slavers and Mutants have deteriorated after a raid on Ernie`s freight, said to contain `Food` for the upcoming Great Shantyville BBQ.



Pimp My Rustbucket

The most well-known vehicles currently active in Evan are listed below. Have you seen these vehicles out on da streets?

1. Trainer I owned by Hitmen Trucking Inc -CTS-.
2. Intimacy owned by Blood Roses.
3. Ares owned by Overlanders.
4. Counter Point owned by Hitmen Trucking Inc -CTS-.
5. Mentor I owned by Hitmen Trucking Inc -CTS-.
6. Di Yu owned by Overlanders.
7. Dauntless owned by Hitmen Trucking Inc -CTS-.
8. Dragon`s Breath owned by Road Templars.
9. Dragon`s Breath owned by Road Templars.
10. lucifer owned by The Pikers.
11. Xiaojie owned by Overlanders.
12. Forsooth owned by Hitmen Trucking Inc -CTS-.
13. Verdict owned by Hitmen Trucking Inc -CTS-.
14. Insomnia owned by Hot Trax.
15. Yama owned by Overlanders.



46-Ys`s Boys

The most drug-addicted gangs currently active in Evan are:

1. Rogue Traders.
2. Longos Merry Men.
3. 5ive Crew.
4. DriveByRomance.
5. Highway Hellriders.
6. -^-HellRazors-^-.
7. Mirrored Pain.
8. Raging Scavengers.
9. Toecutters.
10. Clarinbridge Crushers.

The heaviest addict in Rogue Traders is Ethan Miller, and his favourite tipple is 46-Ys.

Current DW Gazette Editors: Sam, Hati, Racing Robbie, Bastille, Rezeak, SmokeyKilla, X_Man.