May/Jun
2071
Loose Cannons Win Somerset Spring Challenge League

The Somerset Spring Challenge League finished, with Loose Cannons taking the overall victory and a prize of $60000. The runners-up were Porcias, and finishing in third place overall were Ring of Fire.
This was something of a shock, as the LCs didn't even show up for the first week's events. But they took second place in race 3, then followed that up in race 4 with a win where nobody ahead of them in the standings were allowed to finish. It's not a major league win, but this certainly puts Loose Cannons back on the map after a long absence.

PA Racers Win Elmsfield Summer Classic League

The Elmsfield Summer Classic League finished, with PA Racers taking the overall victory and a prize of $60000. The runners-up were The Tronophiles, and finishing in third place overall were Malodorous Wayzgoose.

Demetrius `Dim` Wallace of Loose Cannons died at Lost Trail: Broken Ground.


John `Keel` Hull of The F-Bombs died at Forever Yellow Skies.


Ethel Hart of MADHAT died at Chaos Canyon.


Paul `the philipino` Garcia of LionCheetas died at Ring of Death Arena.


Howard `Black White` Shaffer of Paceys Raiders died at Scattered Hills: Bridge Out.


Mary Thomas of Quantum Symphony died at Lost Trail: Broken Ground.


Eric `Bernard` Shaw of /Vaxxed []ut died at Lost Trail: Broken Ground.


Oliver `Sargent` Schulz of Scarzams Dragoons died at Interstate Mythos.


Rico `No` Bueno of The Tronophiles died at Gates of Sarsfield.


Merle Gaddis of Knucklebones died at Road to Somerset.


Susan Meade of Clan Hammer died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop.


`Mister Gloom` David Bloom of The Tronophiles died at Gates of Somerset.


`Strap-on` Mary Johnson of The F-Bombs died at Spooky Forest.


Albert Trevino of The Tronophiles died at Gates of Elmsfield.


`Trailer Trash` Marcelino Cervantes of /Vaxxed []ut died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


`The Colonel` William Sanders of /Vaxxed []ut died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Cecil Cline of /Vaxxed []ut died at The Pit.


Tracy Barr of Knucklebones died at Road to Somerset.


`Pink` Freddie Waterman of LionCheetas died at Somerset Arena.


Thaddeus Hobbs of blue rock died at Somerset Rally Circuit.


Elizabeth `Uncovered` Sullivan of Paceys Raiders died at Scattered Hills: Bridge Out.


Brian `Razor` Sharp of Paceys Raiders died at Scattered Hills: Bridge Out.


William Bennett of Angels Six died at Elmsfield Southern Speed Circuit.


Cameron `Lost It` Moore of The Wolfhounds died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop.


`Crushing` Mary McDonald of Omnia vincit armor died at Road to Somerset.


Andrew Redfern of Andrews Ants died at Once Upon a Town.


David `Boyo` Arroyo of Hitmen Trucking Inc -CTS- died at Chaos Canyon.


Winston Simpson of blue rock died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Race Track 3.


Randy Pridemore of Hot Trax died at Acid Land.


Mary `Slender` Cargile of Harrys Hippos died at Road to Somerset.


Leroy `Mung Choi` Hong of Mirrored Pain died at Pathway to Darkness.


Reginald Santora of Clan Hammer died at Gates of Somerset.


Willie `Crab-Legs` Crabtree of Lords Of Steel died at Shantyville.


Scott `Short Round` Link of Lords Of Steel died at Once Upon a Town.


Karla Vaughan of The Wild Cards died at Elmsfield Lake Track.


James Lockett of Knucklebones died at Northern Farm Land.


Steven Beasley of The Tronophiles died at The Pits.


Sharron Grimes of /Vaxxed []ut died at Northern Farm Land.



Most Active Gangs

You`ve tired of seeing them on the circuit every time you visit. Every time you leave town, you seem to run into them. But just who are they - who are the most active gangs in Evan right now?

The most active gang on the deathsport circuit has been blue rock. Their most favoured type of event has been the combat, although they have also competed in numerous deathrace events.

Out of town, the most busy squads have been:
1. TRAILER PARK TRANSIT, owned by GO FORNICATE YERSELF.
2. Flaming Chariot, owned by Hot Trax.
3. SS Trainer 3, owned by Knucklebones.
4. LSD, owned by Hot Trax.
5. Black Jack, owned by Hot Trax.



Paceys Raiders Win Northern Paintball League

The Northern Paintball League finished, with Paceys Raiders taking the overall victory and a prize of $25000. The runners-up were Malodorous Wayzgoose, and finishing in third place overall were Finger 3.
League Leaders

As the year progresses, here are the leaders of the major leagues:

Evan Race Ladder - The Darkside
Evan Deathrace Ladder - The Darkside
Evan Arena Combat Ladder - The Darkside
Evan Paintball Combat Ladder - The Darkside

In addition, the leaders of the minor leagues are:

Circuit of Evan Rally III League - -^-HellRazors-^-
Northern Paintball League - Malodorous Wayzgoose
Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally II League - Renshai
Northern Semi-Pro Combat League - The F-Bombs
Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally I League - Lord of Rockets
Somerset Spring Challenge League - Ring of Fire



Political Update

Relationships between the slavers and the merchants has improved substantially, following the delivery of three hundred strong backed workers to the factories in Texan.

Current DW Gazette Editors: Sam, Hati, Racing Robbie, Bastille, Rezeak, SmokeyKilla, X_Man.