2072
| | May/Jun 2072 |
 written by Daddy Oh Disinformation Society Jesus Hill takes a long sip from a dirty bottle. Although he sits alone, he appears to be deeply engaged in conversation with his drink. His eyes are bright, a characteristic made noticeable from both a gnarly collection of burn scars on his face and the way they frantically dart about the room. Zerks? Yeah, this guy's probably got some. ...mumble mumble "can't keep Jesus Goddam Hill stuck in the middle of nowhere..." ...mumble mumble "fat, dumb, happy asses up there in Somerset while I'm..." ...mumble mumble The bottle now empty, Jesus squints into the opening to make sure it's really really gone before giving a long, slow sigh. His shoulders sink in hopelessness. An uncommon silence fell over the room, but was broken a moment later when a serving tray clattered to the floor. Jesus stands abruptly, pointing a crooked finger at his scarred face. "Don't tell Jesus Goddam Hill what's impossible. If Bastard did it...I can too! You'll See. You'll all see!" Clarity washed across his face as he realized what he'd done. His eyes suddenly went wide as he held up the bottle, twisting it in the light as if it contained a hidden message that only his eyes could see. Without warning, he smashed the bottle to the ground, turned on his heel and walked out the door. For the second time this evening, an uncharacteristic silence fell over the room as patrons stared, with reactions that ranged from pity to amusement. This time, it stayed quiet long enough to hear the tinny clatter of an unloved 2L stumble to life. The crunch of a worn transmission engaging a gear. The snaredrum racket of gravel bouncing off C-class armor. And then he was gone.  Elvia `Dirty` Sanchez of No Aiming Just Shooting died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop. Melissa `Skaggs` Staggs of No Aiming Just Shooting died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop. Jose `Carbine` Costa of Harley Nomads died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop. `INS Officer` Joanna Ramirez of Blood and Iron died at Somerset Rally Circuit. Tiffany Hamilton of MADHAT died at Pathway to Darkness. Aimee Saxton of The Butchers of Boozetown died at Somerset Arena. Donald `Apasta` Brice of Brassicas died at Gates of Somerset. Gregory `Vampire` Delacruz of Finger 3 died at Acid Land. Nicholas `Yo Yo Yoo` Yoo of Finger 3 died at Acid Land. `Gunz` Antonio Wier of Dust Trolls died at Gates of Somerset. Michael `Micky` Post of 69th Battalion died at Gates of Somerset. Tamara Shepley of Paladins died at Scattered Hills: Bridge Out. Mary `The Shitting` Fields of The Tronophiles died at Bombed Luna Road. Donald Olivo of The Tronophiles died at Bombed Luna Road. Matthew Lee of MADHAT died at Road to Somerset. Colleen Costa of Paladins died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop. Joseph `Col. Potter` Sherman of No Aiming Just Shooting died at Lonesome Highway. Gina Benes of Hot Trax died at Gates of Somerset. Bee Bad of Hot Trax died at Gates of Somerset. Stuart `Napalm` Netzer of The Wolf Spiders died at Gates of Morgan. Richard Digiacomo of MADHAT died at Under a Bloody Red Sky. Christopher Arrieta of BBiscuts died at Scattered Hills: Bridge Out. Albert `Jazzman` Osby of Blood and Iron died at Ring of Death Arena. Dale `Biggie` Smalls of Blood and Iron died at Ring of Death Arena. Raymond `Chili Powder` Marquez of The F-Bombs died at Acid Land. Jean `Got to go` Robichaux of Renshai died at Once Upon a Town. James `Half-Step` Estep of Blood and Iron died at Gates of Somerset. Chester `Ravel` Young of Paceys Raiders died at Smokey Hills. Mitchell `The Quick` Scheidt of DriveByRomance died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop. Norma Tidwell of Hells Saints died at Road to Elmsfield. Kevin Moore of Hells Saints died at Road to Elmsfield. Robert Moore of Hells Saints died at Road to Elmsfield. Rodney Ramirez of Hells Saints died at Road to Somerset. `Baroness` Angela Harris of Dust Trolls died at Blown With the Wind. Zachary `Attack` Grove of Dust Trolls died at Gates of Elmsfield. `Dippy` Danny Acheson of 69th Battalion died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop. Judith `Steal ` Stalcup of 69th Battalion died at Highway to Hell. Laura Cutler of 69th Battalion died at Highway to Hell. Tommy Jones of 69th Battalion died at Highway to Hell. `leonel ` Leonard Marx of 69th Battalion died at Highway to Hell. `BigBoy` Brandon Redmond of 69th Battalion died at Highway to Hell. Kyle Hoffman of Defenseurs died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop. Julio Toler of Defenseurs died at Road to Somerset. Christopher Anderson of Clan Hammer died at Gates of Somerset. Martin Dooley of MADHAT died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Arena. `Crazy` Stacey Vanwingerden of Joels Bastards died at Gates of Somerset. Nancy Funk of Joels Bastards died at Gates of Somerset. Donald `Pharmacy` Phaneuf of The Wolf Spiders died at Never Plains: Sand Storm. `The Fly` Paul Richardson of /v@Xxed died at Never Plains: Sand Storm. Josefina Valdez of Coolerheads died at Never Plains: Sand Storm. Dale `Billy` Hunt of Coolerheads died at Never Plains: Sand Storm. Jerry Serrano of Revelations died at Highway to Hell. Leann Robinson of Revelations died at Highway to Hell. Jeffrey Marshall of Revelations died at Highway to Hell. Wendy Stackhouse of Revelations died at Highway to Hell. Kevin `The Gnat` Olsen of Finger 3 died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Race Track 1. Misty Pantano of Suicide Runners died at Gates of Somerset. Priscilla Smith of MADHAT died at Road to Somerset. `mad` Herman Sawyer of Defenseurs died at Road to Elmsfield. John `Laser` Giguere of Defenseurs died at Road to Elmsfield. Glen Colman of The Wolf Spiders died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop. Brock Dare of Disinformation Society died at Pathway to Darkness. Erica Brookman of Clan Hammer died at Under a Bloody Red Sky. Virginia Davis of Coolerheads died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop. Gerald Schacht of Coolerheads died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop. Ulysses Weaver of Clan Hammer died at Gates of Somerset. `Holeshot` Alvin Saldivar of Harley Nomads died at The Pit. Jerry Sanders of The Butchers of Boozetown died at Lost Oasis. Scott `Mustafa` Hunsberger of La Banda del Maki died at Double Down Arena. Jesse `po malegro` Rucker of La Banda del Maki died at Double Down Arena. `Deadman` Theodore Nash of Dust Trolls died at Blown With the Wind. Juan Davis of The Wolfhounds died at Devils Fingers. Daniel Huffaker of The Wolfhounds died at Devils Fingers. Blanche Abrego of The Wolfhounds died at Devils Fingers. Marie Masters of The Wolfhounds died at Devils Fingers. Janet Dooley of The Wolfhounds died at Devils Fingers. Rocco Shick of Paladins died at Gates of Somerset. `The Count` David Hickman of /v@Xxed died at Lost Trail: Dead River. David Riddle of MADHAT died at Northern Desert Circuit. Elizabeth `Medusa` Newberg of The Darkside died at Gates of Somerset. Misty `Raine` Cooper of The Darkside died at Gates of Somerset. Bertha Reynolds of Clan Hammer died at Gates of Somerset. Thomas Hazelwood of The Vermin died at Gates of Somerset. Lawrence Fuller of The Vermin died at Gates of Somerset. Melissa Dorsch of The Vermin died at Gates of Somerset. Dale Bradley of The Vermin died at Gates of Somerset. Robert Morrow of The Vermin died at Lonesome Highway. David Combs of Pale Riders died at Blown With the Wind. 1. Blood and Iron (Somerset): $4902. The most active gang on the deathsport circuit has been Paladins. Their most favoured type of event has been the race, although they have also competed in numerous deathrace events. Out of town, the most busy squads have been: |
 There are rumours floating around Evan that Joel Autobaun from Joels Bastards has challenged all comers to an end of the year culling.  As the year progresses, here are the leaders of the major leagues: Evan Race Ladder - Finger 3 In addition, the leaders of the minor leagues are: Northern Paintball League - The Wolf Spiders A well-known activist from the Evan Reds was preaching from his soap box again about arranged betting on arena events. Locals caught on and stopped betting. This caused great loses to the mafia. The activist was later found dead, a bullet to the head. Relations have deteriorated.  |