2078
| | May/Jun 2078 |
|
Lying to the east of both Gateway and Somerset, the Spanish City camp lies nestled in the foothills of the Shantyville Mountains. The camp itself is to be found in a sheltered valley protected from the worst of the desert storms. With its own water supply and small patches of fertile land, the site once developed will be able to meet the needs of all its workers. Currently the camp is in the development stage with limited facilities to be found there, but the camps owners, The Holistic Detective Agency and the Super Awesome Villains Forever, hope to be manufacturing goods in the not too distance future. The Gazette wish the new venture well and a successful future. The Gazette is pleased to announce the opening of another new camp. Lying to the east of Gateway, Super Legendary Ultimate Tyranny is classed as a fair sized camp in the Shantyville Hills. For further details and membership, please contact the owner – Steel Vendetta. A spokesman for the EAA states “It has been something of a shame that previously there hasn’t been enough teams entering the events in the town to make a decent match, which in turn has seen an reduction in crowd numbers. We are hopefully now that with these new teams we will see an improvement in turn out.” The gangs the receiving these new licences are as follows: Death Racers: Wildcatters – Forced out of business by the big boys, this group of renegades are looking to restore their fortunes on the Death Racing Circuit. Burnin’ Rubber – With wheels on fire, they’re racing down the road, notify your next of kin, you’re goin’ to explode. Moshers – They live for excitement, their love for drugs and alcohol make them an unpredictable mob to meet. Arena: South Improvement Company – If you’re not part of the program then you’re part of the problem Texan Arms and Armour – Corporate sponsored team, showcasing the best in weapons and armour supplied by their parent company Longhorns – Hailing from the open ranges near Texan, these boys are as tough as the hills and as about as friendly as the giant snakes that live there. The Dodge City Boys – A group of misfits from the slums around Texan, looking to make good in the arena High Fives – Going to give you five, five minutes to live that is The Lepers - Unclean, Unhinged and definitely Unwelcome – the diseased ones have had enough, it’s time for a little pay back…… Racers: Arthur’s Automobiles – Little back street chop shop, racing on a tight budget and doing surprisingly well The Brothers of Speed – Religious nuts who think that the only way to heaven is behind the wheel of a fast automobile Texan Company – A group of wealthy Merchants kids, playing at being racing drivers before they have to take over the family business Osprey Ltd Partnership – Racers – Suppliers of rare chassis to the racing circuits, now running their own team using all the best equipment With the circuits and arena of Texan filling up we hope to see more gangs participating in events around town.  Stephanie `Duce` McKeown of Overheater died at The Pit. `Chief` Ernest Bigelow of Heretic Division Police Force died at Once Upon a Town. Garth `Massive` Penix of Preliminary Technocracy died at Road to Somerset. Ramona Russell of Preliminary Technocracy died at Road to Somerset. Booker `The Butcher` Rojas of Preliminary Technocracy died at Road to Somerset. `The Liberal` Mark Steel of Preliminary Technocracy died at Road to Somerset. Manuel Santana of United Juggalo Front died at The Dunes Race Course. Carolyn Leal of GO FORNICATE YERSELF died at Gates of Firelight. Christie `The Bear` Goldstein of Allanons Shade died at Acid Land. Will `Danger Mr.` Robinson of Allanons Shade died at Acid Land. John `Bob` Barker of Allanons Shade died at Highway to Hell. Frances Wright of Qklygang died at Somerset Dirt Racing Track. Michael `The Hotel` Kempton of Just Ice died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop. David Tarver of The Ugly Angels died at Lost Oasis. Tony Perry of Hellions died at Northern Farm Land. `Speedy` Samuel Brooks of Hellions died at Once Upon a Town. Julio Rodriguez of Hellions died at Once Upon a Town. John `C` Reilly of Just Ice died at Forever Yellow Skies. Timothy `La Salsa` Ortega of Just Ice died at Forever Yellow Skies. Matthew Ramsey of PolyTech died at Chaos Canyon. Lance Lawless of Paladins died at Road to Somerset. Sam Steel of Paladins died at Road to Somerset. Garth Mitchell of Paladins died at Road to Somerset. Zenaida `Sponge ` Espinoza of Finger 3 died at Bombed Luna Road. Ernestine Rupert of Finger 3 died at Bombed Luna Road. Evan `Blue` Jay of Finger 3 died at The Pit. Drew Dawson of Speed D3mons died at Somerset Rally Circuit. John McGee of Speed D3mons died at Northern Desert Circuit. Stacey Justice of Ceewolves died at Somerset Arena. John Benedetti of PolyTech died at Somerset Super Speedway. Kevin Thompson of CrazyCats died at Once Upon a Town. `Blue Lions` Ashley Hunter of Steel Vendetta died at Gates of Elmsfield. `Godless` Janie McMullen of One Of Many died at Lost Oasis. Andrew Mendez of One Of Many died at Blown With the Wind. Belinda `Nutron` Newton of Smoker U Drink, Player U Get died at Interstate Mythos. Hung `Steele` Balls of Smoker U Drink, Player U Get died at Interstate Mythos. Edward `Got No` Pride of The Iron Chode of Baphomet died at Somerset Super Speedway. Melvin `Steady Hand` Dimond of Ceewolves died at Smokey Hills. John Kelm of PolyTech died at The Dunes Race Course. Robert `Dennis` Hopper of Crazy Canucks died at Road to Somerset. Robert Madsen of Preliminary Technocracy died at Lost Oasis. Hector `Crackhead` Taylor of Harley Nomads died at Road to Somerset. Duane Mancini of Harley Nomads died at Road to Somerset. William Ranieri of Renshai died at Gates of Somerset. James Mance of Red Suns died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Arena. Carol `Scarlett ` Robertson of Overheater died at The Pit. Scarlet Hickey of Rabid Groundhogs died at Gates of Somerset. Warren `Pockets` Powell of Overheater died at Gates of Somerset. `Doc` Brenton Finklea of Just Ice died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop. Merle MacGregor of Pee Wees Playhouse died at Gates of Somerset. Raguel `The Body` Welch of Just Ice died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop. Christian Napoleon of The Ugly Angels died at Ring of Death Arena. Kevin Jung of The Ugly Angels died at Ring of Death Arena. Mildred `The Dread` Rodriguez of Just Ice died at Gates of Somerset. William Hart of Bullet Town Reavers died at Ring of Death Arena. Larry `Toro Toro` Matos of Cake Or Death died at Gates of Somerset. Abbey `Trigger Happy` Roa of Rat Bustaz died at Ring of Death Arena. `Sexy` Sasha Grey of Rat Bustaz died at Ring of Death Arena. Jame Pennell of Landless Gentry died at Gates of Somerset. Marcus Cole of Smoker U Drink, Player U Get died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop. Bruce `Spider` Webb of Crazy Canucks died at Scattered Hills: Bridge Out. Patrick `Stewart` Bryant of Crazy Canucks died at Scattered Hills: Bridge Out. Charles `Schulz` Simone of Crazy Canucks died at Scattered Hills: Bridge Out. Cammie `Oh My` Engebretson of Crazy Canucks died at Scattered Hills: Bridge Out. `Major` William Morgan of Rhoubhes Law died at Chaos Canyon. `Bionic` Dennis Mizell of Rhoubhes Law died at Chaos Canyon. Christopher Palmer of Rabid Groundhogs died at Once Upon a Town. Jerry Stanley of Cake Or Death died at Salt Flats Canyon. Joan Baker of One Of Many died at Double Down Arena. `Oss` Olen Stricker of The White Ashes died at Northern Farm Land. Rebekah `Mind` Mendez of The White Ashes died at Northern Farm Land. Roger Sasser of The White Ashes died at Northern Farm Land. Gilberto Contreras of The White Ashes died at Northern Farm Land. Christopher Dunham of Rhoubhes Law died at Chaos Canyon. Alan Higgins of Skull Rippers died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Race Track 3. Eunice Perry of Brassicas died at Gates of Somerset. Pedro Milton of Interstate 82 died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop. Henry `Professional` Favors of Cake Or Death died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop. Camille Ladd of Hot Trax died at Rocket Flats. Emiko `Yumemiko` Ozuna of The Tacticals died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Arena. Kenneth McClendon of Steel Clan died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop. Ann Evans of DragonRunners died at Somerset Arena. Doyle Stewart of Ceewolves died at Interstate Mythos. Curtis `Dead Eye` Dawson of Ceewolves died at Interstate Mythos. `Woody, not...` Joseph Harrelson of SuperAwesome VillainsForever! died at Once Upon a Town. Chris Gomez of Preliminary Technocracy died at Highway to Hell. `Friggin Jerk!` James Barton of SuperAwesome VillainsForever! died at Gates of Morgan. `Smurfette aka` Sheila May of Steel Vendetta died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop. Jack `big guns` Smith of The Crocos died at Somerset Arena. Lisa `eyes` Suggs of The Crocos died at Somerset Arena. Nicole Amish Yoder of Icky Posse died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop. Juanita Shaver of The El Nubnubs died at Shantyville. James `Chessmaster` Bishop of Cake Or Death died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop. Eduardo `blue` Moon of thebills died at Gates of Sarsfield. Ernest Mack of Electric/Wizards died at Road to Elmsfield. Yi `The Truth` Xu of Just Ice died at Outback of Nowhere. Grant Islas of Rabid Groundhogs died at Road to Somerset. Todd `Coin-Flipper` Rickard of The Tacticals died at Ring of Death Arena. Sophia `REDRUM` Delarosa of GO FORNICATE YERSELF died at Smokey Hills. `Licence 2Kill` James Bond of Steel Vendetta died at Ring of Death Arena. `Chocolate Box` Forest Gump of Steel Vendetta died at Ring of Death Arena. Peggy `Sherlock` Holmes of Brassicas died at Ring of Death Arena. Cecilia Mosqueda of Wasteland Enforcers died at Once Upon a Town. Lawrence Bias of Wasteland Enforcers died at Once Upon a Town. Jennifer Mathis of Dante,s died at Somerset Arena. Thomas Horner of Fated died at Once Upon a Town. Mary Jackson of The Migrants died at Ring of Death Arena. Kevin `Roket` Chambliss of Cake Or Death died at Toxic Wastes. Zachary `Shmackary` Quinn of Anubis Cartel died at Once Upon a Town. Kevin Haley of Anubis Cartel died at Once Upon a Town. Armando Grimes of Harley Nomads died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop. Miles Theriault of Harley Nomads died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop. `Knuckle Up!` Nancy Thai of SuperAwesome VillainsForever! died at Gates of Somerset. Christopher Morrell of IronCannon died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Race Track 1. `Roxane` Nicole Rico of One Of Many died at Once Upon a Town. Paul Henderson of PA Racers died at Elmsfield Lake Track. Harold `Skidmark` Rossi of Devilz Rejectz died at PirateCanyon. `Meccy` Michael Olivarria of Harley Nomads died at PirateCanyon. Michael `Lapdog` Lewis of Blackwatch died at PirateCanyon. Steven `Wrench it` Porter of Devilz Rejectz died at PirateCanyon. `Stormin`` Norman Brewer of Blackwatch died at PirateCanyon. Charles `Black` Wolff of Devilz Rejectz died at PirateCanyon. Myrtle `Monkey Wench` Glenn of Shankill Butchers died at PirateCanyon. Robert `Magic Man` Greenwood of Nukies Nightmares died at PirateCanyon. Erasmo `Paranoid` Gayhart of Parents Association died at Acid Land. Jamie `Xila` Gilbert of Parents Association died at Acid Land. Leroy `Anne` Frank of The Loud Crowd died at Road to Somerset. Lucas Anderson of River City Gamblers died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Race Track 1. Charles `Hide the Eggs` Easter of Allanons Shade died at Broken Hill. Babara `Master` Race of Cake Or Death died at Broken Hill. Randall `What The Hell` Wetzel of Cake Or Death died at Broken Hill. Sandy `LIghtining` Sparks of Cake Or Death died at Broken Hill. Cindy `Red Light` Minor of Shadow Pack died at Gates of Somerset. Stephen `Small` Fee of Shadow Pack died at Gates of Somerset. Mary Harris of Shadow Pack died at Gates of Somerset. Lloyd Grahm of The Timekeeper Demons died at Gates of Somerset. Marvin Derrick of GScavangers died at Double Down Arena. Myrtle Rojas of Cannibal Kings died at Somerset Super Speedway. Ed Page of ThatWasntaybac died at Somerset Super Speedway. `The Amazing` Matthew Tucker of Cake Or Death died at Ring of Death Arena. `Smilin`` Steven Johnson of Holistic Detective Agency died at Gates of Somerset. Rogelio Bowman of SuperAwesome VillainsForever! died at Gates of Somerset. Audrey Chapman of Cake Or Death died at Lost Trail: Dead River. Jesus `Hey Zeus` Brown of Just Ice died at Chaos Canyon. Hyacinth Delahoussaye of The El Nubnubs died at Gates of Somerset. William Laplante of de4olt died at Somerset Arena. Kelly Ziegler of F-Bombs died at Under a Bloody Red Sky. Micheal `Goes Boom` McDonald of Dead Ferrets died at Chaos Canyon. Aaron `General` Patton of /v/@Xx3d []ut died at Double Down Arena. Rhonda Carmichael of Hellions died at Gates of Somerset. Stacey White of Teutonic Plague died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Race Track 1. Gloria Leister of XswagX died at Double Down Arena. Natasha Gates of Preliminary Technocracy died at Gates of Somerset. Matthew Gentry of Wasteland Enforcers died at Gates of Somerset. Julia Copper of Trueblood died at Northern Farm Land. Brooke `Master ` Commander of Cake Or Death died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop. Carl `raindown fire` Williams of thebills died at Gates of Somerset. Sam Buggs of Parents Association died at Gates of Somerset. Kirk Miranda of anomaly -CI- died at Gates of Somerset. Donald Hamm of anomaly -CI- died at Gates of Somerset. Claude McKechnie of anomaly -CI- died at Gates of Somerset. |
The Gazette is hearing rumours that the camp surveyors are currently in melt down. This follows a dispute over a new camp that has magically appeared in the middle of wilderness. The Northern Paintball League finished, with Traction Action taking the overall victory and a prize of $25000. The runners-up were The Plisskens, and finishing in third place overall were Hot Trax.  [Picture: Ambushed from Behind!]  As the year progresses, here are the leaders of the major leagues: Evan Race Ladder - shirase94 In addition, the leaders of the minor leagues are: Northern Semi-Pro Combat League - Brassicas Due to a diplomatic incident following allegations of the hoarding of essential medicines for personal profit, relations have soured between the Civs and the Merchants. |