2082
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In the first lap, SuperAwesome VillainsForever! Took the unusual step of going against the flow, trying to go around the loop the wrong way, with predictable results.  Whilst the last corner of the circuit saw it’s fair share of the action with the old walls claiming another two victims to add to their sizeable tally.  Congratulations to those who finish the race, lets hope week two of the season brings us some more juicy action. (Event ID: 472027)  Marc `Shatter` Sawyer of Cotten Creek Outlaws died at Gates of Somerset. Willie Barlow of Acolytes of the Apocalypse died at Gates of Somerset. `FuKiT!!` Jeremy Fritz of SuperAwesome VillainsForever! died at Gates of Somerset. Natasha Sampson of Triumph died at Once Upon a Town. Charles Blackwell of Cannibal Kings died at Scattered Hills: Bridge Out. James Lowman of Cannibal Kings died at Scattered Hills: Bridge Out. Arron `fixer` Conaway of The Brassicas died at Pathway to Darkness. `Gunner` Danial McNeal of The Brassicas died at Once Upon a Town. `Speed Demon` James Deans of Steel Vendetta died at Road to Somerset. Vernon `of the Golden` Felice of Steel Vendetta died at Road to Somerset. Stanley Navarro of Steel Vendetta died at Road to Somerset. `Poor` Richard Miller of Rabid Groundhogs died at Gates of Somerset. Mary Elkins of Rabid Groundhogs died at The Pit. Charles Durant of Rabid Groundhogs died at The Pit. Carina Jones of Smoker U Drink, Player U Get died at Ice Water. Ursula `BIG MAC` Haack of GO FORNICATE YERSELF died at Northern Farm Land. Timothy Mitchell of Triumph died at Interstate Mythos. Michael Payne of Triumph died at Interstate Mythos. Melissa Montano of Triumph died at Under a Bloody Red Sky. Wallace `Perky` Perkins of Rabid Groundhogs died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop. Hector Escobar of Steel Clan died at Sandy. Glenn `Flounder` Sutton of Steel Clan died at Sandy. John Terrell of the mad mad crushers died at Gates of Somerset. Yu Beasley of the mad mad crushers died at Gates of Somerset. Kenneth Johnson of the mad mad crushers died at Gates of Somerset. David Hymes of the mad mad crushers died at Gates of Somerset. Steve Hendon of the mad mad crushers died at Gates of Somerset. Brian Campbell of the mad mad crushers died at Gates of Somerset. `The Wanker` Andrew Walker of SuperAwesome VillainsForever! died at The Dunes Race Course. Betty `Slim-Jim` Savage of Smoker U Drink, Player U Get died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop. Doug `Off Course` Farren of Smoker U Drink, Player U Get died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop. Kevin `Krass` Carruthers of Smoker U Drink, Player U Get died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop. Violet Thompson of Acolytes of the Apocalypse died at Under a Bloody Red Sky. `Miss` January Jones of The Purple Foxes died at Road to Elmsfield. Edward Dunneback of Clutch! died at Road to Somerset. Dan Moreno of Clutch! died at Never Plains: Sand Storm. Linda Gordon of back road died at Never Plains: Sand Storm. May Bowyer of Terrahawks died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Arena. `Greenfield` Dale Sage of El Nubnubs died at Southern Plateau. Jan `Johnathon` Jones of El Nubnubs died at Barren Lands. `Fisherman` Andrew Whaley of Rabid Groundhogs died at Road to Somerset. Jodi `TOCUMPOWDER` Tansey of GO FORNICATE YERSELF died at Dead man`s Road. Timmy O`Toole of Red Suns died at Somerset Arena. David Villegas of maciotas died at Somerset Dirt Racing Track. Lucy Larsen of Acolytes of the Apocalypse died at Gates of Somerset. Troy Nguyen of Wascally Wabbits died at Blown With the Wind. Marcus Snell of Die 4Ever died at Somerset Rally Circuit. Amy `spit fire` Smith of tunnle rats died at Never Plains: Sand Storm. Walter Brown of Cotten Creek Outlaws died at Gates of Somerset. John `Too Much` Torkelson of Rabid Groundhogs died at Pathway to Darkness. Keven `KeKe` Keaney of Steel Clan died at Road to Somerset. Scott Hughes of Smoker U Drink, Player U Get died at Forever Yellow Skies. Mckinley King of Harley Nomads died at Highway to Hell. Francis Franklin of Triumph died at Gates of Somerset. Jon Kohn of the mad mad crushers died at Interstate Mythos. Charlotte Schaeffer of Shiney died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Race Track 2. Donald Harris of the mad mad crushers died at Once Upon a Town. Salvatore Feliciano of Kaizers Orchestra died at Somerset Arena. Sandra `Down Under` Quigley of Rabid Groundhogs died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop. Maureen Sellars of Zaphod Beeblebrox died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop. Robert Wren of Shiney died at Via Rupta. Shirley Verduzco of Red Suns died at Highway to Hell. `Gunnery Chief` Lawrence Caldwell of Acolytes of the Apocalypse died at Northern Farm Land. Jessica Chastain of The Purple Foxes died at Blown With the Wind. Billy Wylie of Rabid Groundhogs died at Chaos Canyon. Thomas `Gunboat` Spears of Acolytes of the Apocalypse died at Chaos Canyon. Isobel `Big Guns` Romig of Acolytes of the Apocalypse died at Gates of Somerset. `Yeah,Big Dick` Richard Johnson of SuperAwesome VillainsForever! died at Somerset Dirt Racing Track. Dierdre `Rocket Queen` Saldivar of SuperAwesome VillainsForever! died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Race Track 2. Kenneth Fox of One Of Many died at Ring of Death Arena. Fernando Favorite of Anubis Cartel died at Canyon Joust. Hobert Washburn of Shiney died at Canyon Joust. John `Call Me Bill` Murray of The Original F Ups died at Forever Yellow Skies. |
The Somerset Spring Challenge League finished, with Shiney taking the overall victory and a prize of $60000. The runners-up were Lattes Raiders, and finishing in third place overall were The White Ashes. The Northern Paintball League finished, with PolyTech taking the overall victory and a prize of $25000. The runners-up were Shiney, and finishing in third place overall were SuperAwesome VillainsForever!. In the past month, the most prolific gang on the Professional deathsport circuit has been The Tacticals, having competed in 14 events. Are these guys intent on getting famous, or are they just in it for the money?  As the year progresses, here are the leaders of the major leagues: Evan Race Ladder - Parents Association In addition, the leaders of the minor leagues are: Circuit of Evan Rally III League - PolyTech  An high ranking member from the Reds today accused The Civs of deliberate attacks on their refugee convoys; Officials from The Civs deign any wrong doing stated that they were targeting arms shipments to terrorist organization and with the aim stopping further attacks in the Somerset region. “Of course they know what they are doing” claimed Comrade Linda Rose, “These convoys are bringing some of the most desperate from failed communities to safety. By trying to claim that they are arms shipments to terrorists not only are The Civs making themselves look foolish but they are losing valuable support from The Reds when they need it most.”  |