Jul/Aug
2061
Joels Bastards Win Northern Semi-Pro Combat League

The Northern Semi-Pro Combat League finished, with Joels Bastards taking the overall victory and a prize of $180000. The runners-up were Flaming Engines, and finishing in third place overall were Holy Mutant Death Squad .

69th Battalion Win Somerset Deathrace League

The Somerset Deathrace League finished, with 69th Battalion taking the overall victory and a prize of $180000. The runners-up were PA Racers, and finishing in third place overall were Renshai.

Joels Bastards Win Somerset Pedestrian Combat #2 League

The Somerset Pedestrian Combat #2 League finished, with Joels Bastards taking the overall victory and a prize of $150000. The runners-up were Longos Merry Men, and finishing in third place overall were Blood and Iron.

PA Racers Win Elmsfield Two Guineas League

The Elmsfield Two Guineas League finished, with PA Racers taking the overall victory and a prize of $60000. The runners-up were Steel Sparks, and finishing in third place overall were Solar Flares.

PA Racers Win Northern Summer League

The Northern Summer League finished, with PA Racers taking the overall victory and a prize of $60000. The runners-up were an0maly -CI-, and finishing in third place overall were Somerset Lizards.

Amber `Alert` Gentry of fluids kastoffs died at Gateway, The Bone.


Tina Branch of Crazy Canucks died at Scattered Grounds.


Alfred Taylor of Gutter Punks died at Road to Elmsfield.


Stephanie Gamez of Gutter Punks died at Road to Somerset.


William Baird of Gutter Punks died at Road to Somerset.


George McGee of TotalCarnage died at Somerset Arena.


Seth `3rd Son` Wilson of Blood and Iron died at Gates of Elmsfield.


Adam O`Connell of King of Clubs died at Lost Oasis.


Linda Holmes of Bandicoots died at Lost Trail: Broken Ground.


Jeff Spinks of Company of Geeks died at Pathway to Darkness.


Catherine Hill of 69th Battalion died at Northern Farm Land.


Edward `Leroy Jethro` Gibbs of 69th Battalion died at Forever Yellow Skies.


Alejandro Beauchamp of the mad mad crushers died at Highway to Hell.


Tod Phipps of THERAPISTS died at Burning Skies.


Harold Singleton of Company of Geeks died at Gates of Somerset.


Douglas Johnson of MADHAT died at Road to Somerset.


James Billups of MADHAT died at Road to Somerset.


Barbara `Too Keen` Rodriguez of Iron Wraiths died at Double Down Arena.


Joseph `Gunz` Sanchez of Iron Wraiths died at Double Down Arena.


Evelyn Boyer of TotalCarnage died at Under a Bloody Red Sky.


Ricky Ellis of Gypsy Jesters died at Lost Oasis.


Sergio Swaney of TotalCarnage died at Gates of Somerset.


Jackson `Im not Irish` McCullough of Renshai died at Sandy.


`Lo-Cap` Thomas Rademacher of Renshai died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Ricky Palmer of Renshai died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Sadie Epps of TotalCarnage died at Gates of Somerset.


Betty Rinehart of TotalCarnage died at Gates of Somerset.


Trevor `Wild` Hunter of Blood Roses died at Canyon Joust.


`Holy` Jesus Varner of Blood Roses died at Canyon Joust.


Faith Brown of TotalCarnage died at Pathway to Darkness.


Kimberly Long of TotalCarnage died at Once Upon a Town.


Lisa `Emo` Moody of Blood and Iron died at Blown With the Wind.


Francesca Wagner of SemiLifers died at Sandy.


James `The Frenchman` Collier of Wasters died at The Pits.


Brian Smith of The Roaring Wheelers died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Race Track 1.


Monte `Python` Ruiz of Scarzams Dragoons died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop.


`Boot Strap` William Turner of Blood and Iron died at Oil Slick.


Frederick `Freddy` Williams of PA Racers died at Road to Elmsfield.


Eunice Hensley of TotalCarnage died at Telegraph Road.


Terry Sanders of TotalCarnage died at Telegraph Road.


Phillip Evans of TotalCarnage died at Once Upon a Town.


Jose `Steamy` Stokes of Flaming Engines died at Gates of Somerset.


Donna Bond of Flaming Engines died at Gates of Somerset.


Paula Warren of Flaming Engines died at Gates of Somerset.


Doyle Miller of SemiLifers died at Road to Somerset.


`Lizard Queen` Julianne Morrison of Guns Gears Getaway died at Road to Elmsfield.


Frank Roberts of SemiLifers died at Lost Oasis.


`Zen Master` Larry Jensen of You Need Somebody to Hate died at Highway to Hell.


John Jones of Bandicoots died at Road to Somerset.


`Swifty` Boris Baccus of Rabid died at Under a Bloody Red Sky.


Danielle `Reverb` Silva of Rabid died at Under a Bloody Red Sky.


Jamie Davis of The Riveters died at Gates of Somerset.


Jason `le doberman` Blevins of Got Swag died at Gates of Somerset.


`Lucky` Maria Wilkinson of fluids kastoffs died at Scattered Grounds.


Linda `Anita` Johnson of fluids kastoffs died at Scattered Grounds.


Genevieve `The Clever` Clevenger of fluids kastoffs died at Scattered Grounds.


Lance Rogers of Rogue Traders died at Northern Desert Circuit.


Darlene Rogers of Cowboys Unlimited died at Once Upon a Town.


Lori `Firing Squad` Thomas of Cowboys Unlimited died at Once Upon a Town.


Darla Mansfield of Cowboys Unlimited died at Once Upon a Town.


Vanita `Vanilla` Caballero of Elements of Harmony died at Somerset Rally Circuit.


Sharon Turner of The Wolfhounds died at Road to Elmsfield.


Trey Arroyo of MADHAT died at Once Upon a Town.


David McKnight of TotalCarnage died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Shirley Yarborough of TotalCarnage died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Robert Wallace of BlueMagic died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Steven Ray of SemiLifers died at Double Down Arena.


Ruth `Fix-It` Perez of rebelfishes died at Road to Somerset.


Marc Wright of rebelfishes died at Road to Somerset.


Jackie Parker of Joels Bastards died at Gates of Somerset.


Ellen Anderson of SemiLifers died at Road to Elmsfield.


Christine Coronado of Starvation Nation died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop.


`Tickles` Mike Hunt of Gypsy Jesters died at Gateway, The Bone.


Ralph Kim of The Crayons died at Somerset Rally Circuit.


Robert `Maims em` Mahmood of King of Clubs died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Janice Korte of King of Clubs died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Robert `The Boss` Larson of King of Clubs died at Interstate Mythos.


Don Jordan of King of Clubs died at Interstate Mythos.


Marcia Black of TotalCarnage died at Pathway to Darkness.


Gavin Holmes of Liars and Thieves died at Double Down Arena.


Jose `Grinder` Ginder of Maxxed Out died at Northern Farm Land.


Richard Bartlett of the mad mad crushers died at Once Upon a Town.


Nelson `Maddog` Doggett of Cowboys Unlimited died at Salt Flats Canyon.


John `Aint Broke` Rogers of Cowboys Unlimited died at Salt Flats Canyon.


Sidney Allen of PA Racers died at Somerset Dirt Racing Track.


Jon `Recon` Goodman of King of Clubs died at The Pit.


Robert Davis of King of Clubs died at The Pit.


Jacob `Not so` Keen of Company of Geeks died at Somerset Rally Circuit.


Kimberly Sharpe of King of Clubs died at Road to Somerset.


James Daniels of King of Clubs died at Road to Somerset.


Gerald Ashworth of Whiskey Runners died at Northern Farm Land.


Robert McCormick of Wasters died at The Pit.


Tyrone Marshall of Dolce Gabbana died at The Pit.


`Air Raid` Alison Sims of Blood and Iron died at Gates of Elmsfield.


Maynard `James` Keenan of Sphincter Wrinkles died at Forever Yellow Skies.


Helen `Hotty` Pettway of 69th Battalion died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop.


`Tiny` Tawanda Thompson of 69th Battalion died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop.


Winnie `Nelly` Armstrong of 69th Battalion died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop.


Carl `Teflon` Bulger of Iron Wraiths died at Double Down Arena.


Geraldine Patrick of Iron Wraiths died at Double Down Arena.


William Gaytan of Coolerheads died at Northern Farm Land.


Grace Scott of The Crayons died at Northern Farm Land.


Carl `Cockeye` Adams of Montalia died at Lost Oasis.


Travis McArthur of SemiLifers died at Road to Somerset.


`Herb` Burt McLain of Sphincter Wrinkles died at Northern Farm Land.


Lakisha `Hoody` Smith of Flaming Engines died at Double Down Arena.


Stephen `Louis and` Clark of Starvation Nation died at Scattered Grounds.


James Boyer of Coolerheads died at Scattered Grounds.


Christopher Pennypacker of SemiLifers died at Road to Somerset.


Ronald `Big Guns` Pinson of Gearjammers died at Pathway to Darkness.


Mindi Hayner of TotalCarnage died at Gates of Somerset.


Scott Bradley of rebelfishes died at Gates of Somerset.


Carmel Leon of Bandicoots died at Road to Elmsfield.


`Pissy` Peter O`Connell of 69th Battalion died at Northern Farm Land.


`Lucky ` Angel Hernandez of 69th Battalion died at Northern Farm Land.


Jennifer Bowman of Bandicoots died at Gates of Texan.


`Color Blind` Thomas Ryan of The Crayons died at Lost Trail: Broken Ground.


Kenneth `8 Toes` Tate of The Crayons died at Lost Trail: Broken Ground.


`Handy` Robert Owens of The Crayons died at Lost Trail: Broken Ground.


`Gangly` Brian Curd of The Crayons died at Lost Trail: Broken Ground.


James Higdon of The Crayons died at Lost Trail: Broken Ground.


Daniel `Grease Monkey` Trotman of The Crayons died at The Pit.


Andrew Pietsch of TotalCarnage died at Pathway to Darkness.


Mary Sawyer of TotalCarnage died at Pathway to Darkness.


Shelia `Ivy` Vines of 88 MPH died at Road to Elmsfield.


James Banks of Bandicoots died at Spooky Forest.


Cynthia Siler of TotalCarnage died at Gates of Somerset.


Kenneth Hall of TotalCarnage died at Gates of Somerset.


Patrick Johnson of TotalCarnage died at Gates of Somerset.


Paul `Toothless` Robinson of The Vanguards died at Gates of Somerset.


Franklin `Piggy` Balke of Rabid died at Gates of Somerset.



Bountiful!

The most wanted gangs in Evan today are listed below. The bounty listed for each gang is a combination of the amount offered by local vigilante groups and by disgrunted individuals, and represents the amount of money you would expect to be paid for each senior member of the gang you kill.

1. TotalCarnage (Somerset): $619.
2. The Crayons (Somerset): $601.
3. Iron Wraiths (Somerset): $529.
4. Highway Hellriders (Somerset): $279.
5. Gypsy Jesters (Somerset): $244.
6. Renshai (Somerset): $208.
7. The Roaring Wheelers (Somerset): $204.
8. Blood and Iron (Elmsfield): $162.
9. Rogue Traders (Badlands Truckstop): $141.
10. Bandicoots (Somerset): $117.



Big Time Professional

In the past month, the most prolific gang on the Professional deathsport circuit has been The Crayons, having competed in 9 events. Are these guys intent on getting famous, or are they just in it for the money?

Most Active Gangs

As part of our occasional roundup of the most busy gangs in Evan right now, we can report the following.

The most active gang on the deathsport circuit has been fluids kastoffs. Their most favoured type of event has been the deathrace, although they have also competed in numerous combat events.

Out of town, the most busy squads have been:
1. Shock Force VI, owned by Dolce Gabbana.
2. Shock Force V, owned by Dolce Gabbana.
3. Followers Of Hope FOH, owned by 69th Battalion .
4. SCRAPPY SS SCOUT, owned by Flaming Engines.
5. The Old Contemptables., owned by Dripping Blood.



Prizes Leaderboard

This list shows just who has been winning the most lucrative prizes on the circuits and arenas of Evan, during the past month.

1. 12th Street Bangers: $766500.
2. Raging Scavengers: $738358.
3. The Vanguards: $635800.
4. Hot Trax: $486615.
5. The Crayons: $479381.

Leagues Roundup

As the year progresses, here are the leaders of the major leagues:

Evan Race Ladder - PA Racers
Evan Deathrace Ladder - -^-HellRazors-^-
Evan Arena Combat Ladder - -^-HellRazors-^-
Evan Paintball Combat Ladder - -^-HellRazors-^-

In addition, the leaders of the minor leagues are:

Somerset Deathrace League - The Crayons
Northern Summer League - PA Racers
Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally I League - Joels Bastards
Northern Semi-Pro Combat League - Joels Bastards
Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally II League - Joels Bastards
Somerset Pedestrian Combat #2 League - Longos Merry Men



Political Update

The relations between Badlands Truckstop and the Anarchists has fallen due to an attack on a large incoming food convoy.



Famous Rides

The most well-known vehicles currently active in Evan are listed below. Have you seen these vehicles out on da streets?

1. Counter Point owned by Hitmen Trucking Inc -CTS-.
2. Dragon`s Breath owned by Road Templars.
3. Mentor I owned by Hitmen Trucking Inc -CTS-.
4. Trainer I owned by Hitmen Trucking Inc -CTS-.
5. Dragon`s Breath owned by Road Templars.
6. Dauntless owned by Hitmen Trucking Inc -CTS-.
7. Bronx Cheer owned by MADHAT.
8. Forsooth owned by Hitmen Trucking Inc -CTS-.
9. TEC20 owned by The Pikers.
10. Beholder owned by Highway Hellriders.
11. Verdict owned by Hitmen Trucking Inc -CTS-.
12. Medusa owned by Highway Hellriders.
13. Flailing Demon owned by -^-HellRazors-^-.
14. Vehicle owned by Garage Boyz.
15. Excalibur owned by Paladins.

Current DW Gazette Editors: Sam, Hati, Racing Robbie, Bastille, Rezeak, SmokeyKilla, X_Man.