Jul/Aug
2064
Joels Bastards Win Northern Semi-Pro Combat League

The Northern Semi-Pro Combat League finished, with Joels Bastards taking the overall victory and a prize of $180000. The runners-up were Hessians, and finishing in third place overall were The F-Bombs.

Joels Bastards Win Somerset Deathrace League

The Somerset Deathrace League finished, with Joels Bastards taking the overall victory and a prize of $180000. The runners-up were San Jose Baggers, and finishing in third place overall were sunset samurai.

Road Templars Win Somerset Pedestrian Combat #2 League

The Somerset Pedestrian Combat #2 League finished, with Road Templars taking the overall victory and a prize of $150000. The runners-up were Joels Bastards, and finishing in third place overall were Longos Merry Men.

Hammerstein Win Elmsfield Two Guineas League

The Elmsfield Two Guineas League finished, with Hammerstein taking the overall victory and a prize of $60000. The runners-up were Cheese & Onions, and finishing in third place overall were Riot Racing Club.

PA Racers Win Northern Summer League

The Northern Summer League finished, with PA Racers taking the overall victory and a prize of $60000. The runners-up were Viking Warriors, and finishing in third place overall were The Darkside.

Sonny Shivers of The Greaseballs died at Somerset Arena.


Khalilah `Lost` Jost of Frontline Assembly died at Northern Farm Land.


Alvin Gonzales of Frontline Assembly died at Northern Farm Land.


Philip Morgan of Frontline Assembly died at Northern Farm Land.


William Boddie of Evan Highway Patrol died at Lost Oasis.


`Shitty` Steven McDonald of Holy Mutant Death Squad died at Gates of Texan.


George Johnson of Department of Motor Vehicles died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop.


William Lee of Department of Motor Vehicles died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop.


Eddie Sturtz of Gore Inc died at Road to Somerset.


`Mark` David Chapman of Longos Merry Men died at Double Down Arena.


`Crusty` Gloria Crawford of Produce_Vendors died at Lost Oasis.


Doug Kim of Lord of Rockets died at Gates of Texan.


Tony `T. - Triple T` Tran of Longos Merry Men died at Double Down Arena.


Alec Doyle of The Greaseballs died at Somerset Arena.


Lizzie Borden of The Greaseballs died at Somerset Arena.


Billy McClain of Rogue Traders died at Outback of Nowhere.


Judy Delgado of Blue Giants died at Once Upon a Town.


`Ornery` Cynthia Ormsby of Lake Runners died at Road to Somerset.


John Clark of Lake Runners died at Road to Somerset.


Matthew Cruz of Krashed and Burnt died at Under a Bloody Red Sky.


Anthony Farrar of The Ansome Cousin Jacks died at Gates of Elmsfield.


Edward Heiser of Aster died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Race Track 1.


Carl `Chaos` Eager of The Flying Circus died at Gates of Elmsfield.


Brian Isbell of Brassicas died at Gates of Elmsfield.


Norman Spigner of The Tronophiles died at Interstate Mythos.


George ``Coy`` Loy of Scarzams Dragoons died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop.


`Major` Jeffrey Paine of Frontline Assembly died at The Pits.


David Byrd of Svoks Cruisers died at Northern Farm Land.


Pedro Brazil of the mad mad crushers died at Serpentine Road.


Anthony Patton of the mad mad crushers died at Serpentine Road.


Kenny `Brawler` Smith of 88 MPH died at Road to Somerset.


Harry `Bangkok` Henrich of San Jose Baggers died at Gates of Firelight.


Joseph `Mitch` Mitcham of Justifiable died at Pathway to Darkness.


Christine Wagner of Steel Panther died at Interstate Mythos.


Dwight `The Blight` Carter of Justifiable died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop.


Julie `The Hotty` Huff of Justifiable died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop.


Annie Wargo of Useless Children died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Race Track 2.


Fred Loera of Bloodguard died at Northern Desert Circuit.


Patricia Heaton of Justifiable died at Scattered Grounds.


Robert `Lefty` Berk of 88 MPH died at Road to Elmsfield.


Ora Scott of Frontline Assembly died at Serpentine Road.


Maynard Keenan of The Flying Circus died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Race Track 1.


Mildred Coombs of Hells Saints died at Somerset Rally Circuit.


Neil Maxwell of Lake Runners died at Gates of Somerset.


Gary `Warlord` Carter of Krashed and Burnt died at Under a Bloody Red Sky.


Marcos Toole of Rabid died at Under a Bloody Red Sky.


Miguel `Tightwad` Rhein of Road Rifters died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop.


Curtis Rivera of MADHAT died at Gates of Texan.


Wally Cleaver of SwordStroke Enterprises died at Gateway Dry Lake Track.


Rob Stickles of The Darkside died at Road to Somerset.


Theresa Jenkins of Bad Baby Bunnies died at Road to Somerset.


Gemma `Snuffalump` Harwood of Bad Baby Bunnies died at Road to Somerset.


`Miracle` Shelley Budd of Bad Baby Bunnies died at Gates of Somerset.


Brandi Garcia of The Ghosts died at Pathway to Darkness.


James Crigger of MADHAT died at Road to Somerset.


Ivory Turk of Dark Tangent died at Ring of Death Arena.


Jana Samuels of MADHAT died at Road to Somerset.


Tawnya Sheets of MADHAT died at Road to Somerset.


Kevin Lucio of MADHAT died at The Pit.


Fernando Mahan of Lake Runners died at Road to Elmsfield.


`Comrade` Bree Clark of Bad Baby Bunnies died at The Pit.


`Comrade` Faith Lively of Bad Baby Bunnies died at The Pit.


Raymonde Holmes of Paceys Raiders died at Road to Elmsfield.


Walter Lenard of Brassicas died at Once Upon a Town.


Olga Roberts of Department of Motor Vehicles died at Road to Somerset.


Dean Alonzo of Viking Warriors died at Smokey Hills.


Mike Holmes of Viking Warriors died at Northern Speedway.


Ron `The Russian` Rushin of The Mighty Brain Slug Empire died at Somerset Rally Circuit.


`Lucky` Lucio Davies of The F-Bombs died at Ring of Death Arena.


Gertrude Garvin of Viking Warriors died at The Dunes Race Course.


`Outlaw` Cassidy James of The Flying Circus died at Gates of Somerset.


Jimmie Wagner of Blood and Iron died at Gates of Somerset.


Jc `Not JS` Hinojosa of Longos Merry Men died at Ring of Death Arena.


Paul `Playboy` Hefner of Crazy Canucks died at Swamps of Dagon.


Joseph Kruse of Blue Giants died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Diane Lewis of The Ghosts died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop.


`Dame` Lessie Lowe of Road Templars died at Ring of Death Arena.


`The Scout` Diana McCollum of Dolce Gabbana died at Scattered Grounds.


Sean Rogers of MADHAT died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop.


Robert Ortiz of MADHAT died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop.


Lajuana Wadley of Gore Inc died at Road to Somerset.


Gene `Tic` Miller of Produce_Vendors died at Scattered Grounds.


Johnetta `SoftySofty` Golightly of Produce_Vendors died at Scattered Grounds.


Rod Fite of Svoks Cruisers died at Northern Farm Land.


David Wilson of Road Rifters died at Once Upon a Town.


Charles Dickerson of Brassicas died at Texan Rally.


Lauren `Tribal` Phillips of Frontline Assembly died at Northern Farm Land.


Randy Leiva of Looney Lucids died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Race Track 2.


Matthew `PEARL JAM` Cameron of Longos Merry Men died at Dead man`s Road.


John `Latte` Coffey of Longos Merry Men died at Dead man`s Road.


Ann `Scrap` Mehl of 19 Delta died at Road to Elmsfield.


Dorothy Robb of Aster died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Zackary Hannah of Aster died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Jermaine Pedrick of the mad mad crushers died at Firelight Dead Land.


John Wayne of Lobotomizers died at Gates of Elmsfield.


Cecil Pahl of Brassicas died at Acid Land.


Stephen Robinson of Paceys Raiders died at Road to Somerset.


Edward Smith of Paceys Raiders died at Road to Somerset.


Jami Underwood of Lobotomizers died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


William Ardoin of Useless Children died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Race Track 3.


Grace Tingle of The Flying Circus died at The Pit.


Roy Cassady of Svoks Cruisers died at Gates of Somerset.


John Lopez of Scallions died at Once Upon a Town.


Mark Gill of FireWolf died at Somerset Arena.


Allan Ham of The Wolfhounds died at Pathway to Darkness.


Tom Ferrante of The Wolfhounds died at Pathway to Darkness.


`Bubbles` Max Bogart of The Flying Circus died at Scattered Hills: Bridge Out.



Evan`s Most Wanted

The most wanted gangs in Evan today are listed below. The bounty listed for each gang is a combination of the amount offered by local vigilante groups and by disgrunted individuals, and represents the amount of money you would expect to be paid for each senior member of the gang you kill.

1. Aster (Somerset): $560.
2. Mad Racers (Somerset): $548.
3. Scarzams Dragoons (Somerset): $533.
4. MADHAT (Gateway Truckstop): $203.
5. Svoks Cruisers (Somerset): $194.
6. Caesars Ghosts (Gateway Truckstop): $126.
7. Blood and Iron (Somerset): $118.
8. Krashed and Burnt (Somerset): $99.
9. Hessians (Elmsfield): $89.
10. Hessians (Texan): $89.



Big Time Professional

In the past month, the most prolific gang on the Professional deathsport circuit has been Renshai, having competed in 3 events. Are these guys intent on getting famous, or are they just in it for the money?

Most Active Gangs

As part of our occasional roundup of the most busy gangs in Evan right now, we can report the following.

The most active gang on the deathsport circuit has been Aster. Their most favoured type of event has been the race, although they have also competed in numerous combat events.

Out of town, the most busy squads have been:
1. Gladius II, owned by Blue Giants.
2. Vanquisher, owned by Blue Giants.
3. Prospecter, owned by Blue Giants.
4. Split Split Split Split Split Split Spli, owned by Frontline Assembly.
5. SS Recon, owned by King of Clubs.

League Leaders

As the year progresses, here are the leaders of the major leagues:

Evan Race Ladder - Renshai
Evan Deathrace Ladder - Loose Cannons
Evan Arena Combat Ladder - MADHAT
Evan Paintball Combat Ladder - finger3

In addition, the leaders of the minor leagues are:

Northern Semi-Pro Combat League - Joels Bastards
Northern Summer League - PA Racers
Somerset Deathrace League - Joels Bastards
Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally I League - -^-HellRazors-^-
Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally II League - Joels Bastards
Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally II League - Joels Bastards
Somerset Pedestrian Combat #2 League - Road Templars



Political Update

The relations between Badlands Truckstop and the Anarchists has fallen due to an attack on a large incoming food convoy.



Celebrity Vehicles

The most well-known vehicles currently active in Evan are listed below. Have you seen these vehicles out on da streets?

1. Trainer I owned by Hitmen Trucking Inc -CTS-.
2. Counter Point owned by Hitmen Trucking Inc -CTS-.
3. Intimacy owned by Blood Roses.
4. Dragon`s Breath owned by Road Templars.
5. Mentor I owned by Hitmen Trucking Inc -CTS-.
6. Dauntless owned by Hitmen Trucking Inc -CTS-.
7. Dragon`s Breath owned by Road Templars.
8. Verdict owned by Hitmen Trucking Inc -CTS-.
9. Ares owned by Overlanders.
10. Forsooth owned by Hitmen Trucking Inc -CTS-.
11. Response owned by Hitmen Trucking Inc -CTS-.
12. Bronx Cheer owned by MADHAT.
13. Beholder owned by Highway Hellriders.
14. Requiem owned by Blood Roses.
15. Decree owned by Hitmen Trucking Inc -CTS-.



Deborah Williams

One of today`s most famous mechanics is a member of Port Kar Renagades - we are referring of course to Deborah Williams.
Current DW Gazette Editors: Sam, Hati, Racing Robbie, Bastille, Rezeak, SmokeyKilla, X_Man.