Dragoon leader Keith 'The Killer' Kite was interviewed after the final deathrace: "It's been a long time coming for a Dragoon to finally win a Somerset League Championship. Came close many times, but my man Oliver 'Sargent' Schulz in Somerset got it done."

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Caesars Ghosts Win Somerset Pedestrian Combat #2 League

The Somerset Pedestrian Combat #2 League finished, with Caesars Ghosts taking the overall victory and a prize of $150000. The runners-up were Rocky Horror, and finishing in third place overall were Lobotomizers.

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The Tiger Sharks Win Elmsfield Two Guineas League

The Elmsfield Two Guineas League finished, with The Tiger Sharks taking the overall victory and a prize of $60000. The runners-up were The Tronophiles, and finishing in third place overall were Hammerstein.

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Caesars Ghosts Win Northern Summer League

The Northern Summer League finished, with Caesars Ghosts taking the overall victory and a prize of $60000. The runners-up were The Ansome Cousin Jacks, and finishing in third place overall were Sandrats.

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Robert Myers of Crazy Canucks died at Maure Dore.

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Tim `The Wheelman` Willis of -^-HellRazors-^- died at Gates of Texan.

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Jesus Farmer of Blacks Deliveries died at Double Down Arena.

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Karen `Killer` Kilroy of The Darkside died at Gates of Somerset.

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Mike Steele of Death Killas died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Arena.

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Jaime Green of Electric Dave died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop.

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Lee Bussey of Tallon died at Somerset Rally Circuit.

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Thomas `Siesta Time` Martin of MyconidDream died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Race Track 1.

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Joaquin Ramirez of Meles died at Highway to Hell.

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Gary `Dewey` Cheatham of Just Ice died at Forever Yellow Skies.

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Maxwell `Get` Smart of Just Ice died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.

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Fran Neumann of Meles died at Forever Yellow Skies.

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Mark Gay of Brassicas died at Northern Farm Land.

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Tyler Byrd of Tallon died at Once Upon a Town.

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Harold Brose of Motherines died at Lonesome Highway.

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George `Rocketman` Rodriguez of Dukes of Hazardous Waste died at Highway to Hell.

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`Absolute` Calvin Buelow of The F-Bombs died at Southern Plateau.

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`Georgeous` Georgianna Condie of Just Ice died at Under a Bloody Red Sky.

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John Cooper of Electric Dave died at Acid Land.

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Nancy Beach of Renshai died at Spooky Forest.

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Bob Hill of Munkee Meatstix died at Road to Somerset.

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`tron` Ron Seay of GUNS INC died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop.

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Maurice `Mau` Lee of GUNS INC died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop.

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Darrin Craver of GUNS INC died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop.

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`Big` Betty Heath of GUNS INC died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop.

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Gavin `still not` King of LionCheetas died at Road to Elmsfield.

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Tiffany `Fire` Drake of LionCheetas died at Road to Elmsfield.

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Jeremiah `Jingleheimer` Schmidt of Blood and Iron died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop.

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Matt Steel of Death Killas died at Telegraph Road.

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Nora Reyes of Bad Baby Bunnies died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop.

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`Comrade` Viola Spillman of Bad Baby Bunnies died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop.

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Luther `Strip It` Sanchez of Caesars Ghosts died at Great Southern Desert.

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Doug Parker of Shadow Security Corp. died at Chaos Canyon.

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Michael `Mike` Hunt of Maxxed Out died at Forever Yellow Skies.

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Beth `Not Always` Wright of No Aiming Just Shooting died at Toxic Wastes.

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Cathie `Sgt.` Major of No Aiming Just Shooting died at Toxic Wastes.

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`Sandy` Sandra Lambrecht of No Aiming Just Shooting died at Toxic Wastes.

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`Eagle Eye` Kathleen Barone of The Tronophiles died at Elmsfield Hills Rally Circuit.

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Lorri `Kmockout` Wallace of Quantum Symphony died at Somerset Rally Circuit.

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Kimberly Galusha of Death Killas died at Highway to Hell.

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`Rolls` Royce Reed of Rabid died at Lost Trail: Dead River.

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Roger `Sneezer` Allen of Rabid died at Lost Trail: Dead River.

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Harold Cobb of Sandrats died at Chaos Canyon.

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Pamela `Tire Blow-out` Firestone of Fukuoka Militia died at Road to Somerset.

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Dwayne Scaggs of Paceys Raiders died at Gates of Elmsfield.

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Damon `Daemon` Shanklin of Just Ice died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop.

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`Blue Eyes` Ross Davis of Maxxed Out died at Gates of Somerset.

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Mona `The Screamer` Baker of Maxxed Out died at Gates of Somerset.

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Roger Borders of Caesars Ghosts died at Snowy River Pass.

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Movers and $hakers

This list shows just who has been winning the most lucrative prizes on the circuits and arenas of Evan, during the past month.

1. The Tronophiles: $2637716.
2. Caesars Ghosts: $612720.
3. Meles: $555917.
4. Finger 3: $480952.
5. Sandrats: $420080.

As the year progresses, here are the leaders of the major leagues:

Evan Race Ladder - The Darkside
Evan Deathrace Ladder - PA Racers
Evan Arena Combat Ladder - Brassicas
Evan Paintball Combat Ladder - PA Racers

In addition, the leaders of the minor leagues are:

Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally II League - SwordStroke Enterprises
Northern Semi-Pro Combat League - Caesars Ghosts
Circuit of Evan Rally III League - The Darkside
Somerset Pedestrian Combat #2 League - Lobotomizers
Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally I League - No Aiming Just Shooting
Somerset Deathrace League - Shadow Pack
Northern Summer League - Caesars Ghosts

Relations between the mutants and anarchists are reported to be at an all-time high following the announcement of an arranged marriage between the daughter of a high-ranking member of Sabretooth with one of Mad Mac`s sons.