Jul/Aug
2070
LionCheetas Win Northern Semi-Pro Combat League

The Northern Semi-Pro Combat League finished, with LionCheetas taking the overall victory and a prize of $180000. The runners-up were Malodorous Wayzgoose, and finishing in third place overall were The F-Bombs.

PA Racers Win Somerset Deathrace League

The Somerset Deathrace League finished, with PA Racers taking the overall victory and a prize of $180000. The runners-up were LionCheetas, and finishing in third place overall were Brassicas.

LionCheetas Win Somerset Pedestrian Combat #2 League

The Somerset Pedestrian Combat #2 League finished, with LionCheetas taking the overall victory and a prize of $150000. The runners-up were The Howitzers, and finishing in third place overall were Concrete Golems.

Johnny Greenfield of The Ghosts died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop.


Lynda Jordan of Haight-Ashbury died at Road to Somerset.


George Miller of shadowguard died at Gates of Texan.


`Shade Toting` Suzy Powell of Los Rojos died at Somerset Rally Circuit.


`Curious` George Ballard of The F-Bombs died at Highway to Hell.


`Shaggy` Matthew Key of LionCheetas died at Somerset Arena.


Johnette Concrete Napolitano of Cestus Dei died at Gates of Morgan.


Joshua Buchholz of The Tronophiles died at Outback of Nowhere.


Mark Perkins of /Vaxxed []ut died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop.


Andre `The Cabbage` Farmer of /Vaxxed []ut died at Once Upon a Town.


Keith Fisher of MADHAT died at Road to Somerset.


Xavier Fagan of MADHAT died at Road to Somerset.


Steven Gomez of MADHAT died at Road to Somerset.


Rebecca Byrd of Clarinbridge Crushers died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Race Track 2.


Jay Neff of shadowguard died at Bombed Luna Road.


Robert Spurlock of Coolerheads died at Lost Trail: Overland.


Ruth Hall of Coolerheads died at Lost Trail: Overland.


Keith Jorgensen of Coolerheads died at Lost Trail: Overland.


Devin `The Tractor` Massey of Smokeys Killas died at Gates of Somerset.


Crissy `bunz` Moran of The Darkside died at Gates of Sarsfield.


Robert `Squinty` Milazzo of /Vaxxed []ut died at Forever Yellow Skies.


Jesse `James` Watts of /Vaxxed []ut died at Forever Yellow Skies.


`Fudgehammer` Raymond Nunley of Blood and Iron died at Highway to Hell.


Mitchell Mattox of Muppet Mayhem died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Race Track 2.


Jennie Mandujano of Muppet Mayhem died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Race Track 2.


Evelyn `Stuck in` Park of The Tronophiles died at Road to Somerset.


Rodney `Road Kill` Guillen of The F-Bombs died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop.


`Jimmy` James Fox of The Tronophiles died at Salt Flats Canyon.


James Gaddy of Smokeys Killas died at Chaos Canyon.


Aaron `50 Cal` Merrell of Hot Trax died at Spooky Forest.


`Law-Man` Lawrence Marshall of Hot Trax died at Spooky Forest.


Emily Dawson of The Good Guys died at Once Upon a Town.


Micheal Pate of The Good Guys died at Once Upon a Town.


`Muriah` Carey Weyant of Just Ice died at Scattered Hills: Bridge Out.


Antoinette `Lil` Taz` Nagata of The Darkside died at Gates of Somerset.


Vanessa Mears of Quantum Symphony died at Outback of Nowhere.


Michael Tyner of shadowguard died at Gates of Somerset.


Christopher Wheeler of shadowguard died at Gates of Somerset.


Harry Griffin of Clan Hammer died at Gates of Morgan.


Florida `Sweaty` Favors of Cestus Dei died at Outback of Nowhere.


George King of Clan Hammer died at Forever Yellow Skies.


Carl Feldt of MADHAT died at Road to Somerset.


Albert `Wazzock` Weinman of Brassicas died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop.


Mildred `Road Rage` Lewis of Hot Trax died at Forever Yellow Skies.


Stephen `Howitzer` Horne of Hot Trax died at Forever Yellow Skies.


James Vester of Sentinel died at Pathway to Darkness.


Elwood `Fries` Mayo of Teenage Mutant Ninja Bimbos died at Once Upon a Town.


Bobby Wilkins of MADHAT died at Road to Somerset.


Robin `Pepsi Co` La of The Tronophiles died at Pathway to Darkness.


Andrew Manske of Smokeys Killas died at Forever Yellow Skies.


Charles `Chuck-E` Elmore of The F-Bombs died at Northern Farm Land.


Arthur Henson of MADHAT died at Somerset Arena.


Roy `Knackered` Steed of Paceys Raiders died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop.


Heather Reeves of Caesars Ghosts died at Highway to Hell.


Sylvia `Steel` Smith of The Darkside died at Deadman`s Drop.


John Peterson of Quantum Symphony died at Lost Oasis.


Elroy Jones of Scarzams Dragoons died at The Dunes Race Course.



Public Enemy

The most wanted gangs in Evan today are listed below. The bounty listed for each gang is a combination of the amount offered by local vigilante groups and by disgrunted individuals, and represents the amount of money you would expect to be paid for each senior member of the gang you kill.

1. Electric Dave (Firelight): $2903.
2. Blood and Iron (Somerset): $1702.
3. King of Clubs (Somerset): $505.
4. GO FORNICATE YERSELF (Gateway Truckstop): $228.
5. Rogue Traders (Badlands Truckstop): $201.
6. Brassicas (Shantyville): $160.
7. Lord of Rockets (Somerset): $128.
8. The F-Bombs (Badlands Truckstop): $74.
9. Smokeys Killas (Somerset): $70.
10. Bad Baby Bunnies (Badlands Truckstop): $59.

Thank you, thank you. Some said the gang could never make it to the top of anything...


Big Earners on the Track

This list shows just who has been winning the most lucrative prizes on the circuits and arenas of Evan, during the past month.

1. The Tronophiles: $5004108.
2. Meles: $583931.
3. Caesars Ghosts: $509366.
4. Hot Trax: $468147.
5. shadowguard: $256085.

Deathsport Leagues

As the year progresses, here are the leaders of the major leagues:

Evan Race Ladder - Joels Bastards
Evan Deathrace Ladder - PA Racers
Evan Arena Combat Ladder - The Vermin
Evan Paintball Combat Ladder - Caesars Ghosts

In addition, the leaders of the minor leagues are:

Somerset Pedestrian Combat #2 League - LionCheetas
Somerset Deathrace League - PA Racers
Northern Summer League - Hot Trax
Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally II League - Renshai
Circuit of Evan Rally III League - Joels Bastards
Northern Semi-Pro Combat League - Malodorous Wayzgoose
Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally I League - Lord of Rockets



Political Update

The relations between Badlands Truckstop and the Anarchists has fallen due to an attack on a large incoming food convoy.



Frank Perry

One of today`s most famous mechanics is a member of Roads to Madness - we are referring of course to Frank Perry.
Current DW Gazette Editors: Sam, Hati, Racing Robbie, Bastille, Rezeak, SmokeyKilla, X_Man.