2072
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When asked about their victory, team leader "Big" Dong Dare had this to say- "I'd like to claim this victory was due to our superior skill and top-shelf equipment, but that would be a lie...and everybody knows the Disinformation Society would never stoop to that. We won simply because the best teams didn't put forth an effort."  Like to travel? Enjoy skiing and snowboarding? Like blowing things up? Well the Mayor of Morgan wants you!!! For the last 10 months the Morgan Militia has enjoyed successful defences of their beloved town. This reporter has had the pleasure of being involved in these defences for the past few weeks, and reaped the rewards of bigger skill gains, and some great loot. There are 3 Morgan defences held every week with at least six gangs turning up to each one. They are great fun and a lot tougher than your normal scouts. If you would like to join in contact, the Mayor of Morgan, X-Man, The Darkside.  Braune Clan Hammer V's Skidmark The Vermin An absolutely epic battle was fought in SCL Division 4 last week. This nail biting, edge of your seat combat was one of the toughest PVP battles ever witnessed in Evan. With Skidmark fielding 10 flashes against a marly, 2 voyages and a mercenary, it resulted in an extremely close match. Many times throughout this hard fought battle victory seemed certain, only to be snatched away at the last minute. So if you want to see some awesome action, heavy flame throwers, smoke and napalm guns and pedding watch the replay. event S647401 A well played match by all players. The winner........guess you will have to watch the replay.  Steven Tran of Disinformation Society died at Road to Somerset. `Mr Corners` Ronald Pereira of /v@Xxed died at Blown With the Wind. James Harris of Hot Trax died at PirateCanyon. Mark Jimenez of Finger 3 died at Serpentine Road. Anita `Cricket` Reardon of Finger 3 died at Serpentine Road. `MONSTER` Monica Bennett of GO FORNICATE YERSELF died at Gates of Sarsfield. Renate Dowdy of Royal Zvargian Expeditionary F died at Highway to Hell. Frances Flanders of Sandrats died at Somerset Dirt Racing Track. Helen Thompson of Coolerheads died at Gates of Texan. Quinn Dare of Disinformation Society died at The Pit. Nita Wentz of R.Inc. died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Race Track 1. Jo Person of Harley Nomads died at Highway to Hell. Misty Waters of Angels Six died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop. Clifford Stack of Angels Six died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop. `Jackalope` John Hill of Blood and Iron died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop. Mark `The Meat` Carver of Blood and Iron died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop. Simon Reno of The Butchers of Boozetown died at Northern Farm Land. Maria Watts of The Butchers of Boozetown died at Northern Farm Land. Lauren `Fletcher` Boyer of Blood and Iron died at Gates of Somerset. `Mr. Pentecost` Norman Wagner of Blood and Iron died at Scattered Hills: Bridge Out. `Def` Darwin Harding of Disinformation Society died at Lost Oasis. `Uncle` Alexander Everett of The Darkside died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop. Daniel McAllister of The Wild Cards died at Gates of Somerset. Mary `Slender` Cargile of The Wild Cards died at Gates of Somerset. Bernard Wall of The Wild Cards died at Gates of Somerset. Christina `Boom Boom` Coles of The Wild Cards died at Gates of Somerset. Malik `Steroids` Najar of Skulls And Bones died at Somerset Rally Circuit. Edwin `Bozooka` Biermann of The Wolf Spiders died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop. Robert `Hole in One` Marlow of Krashed and Burnt died at Acid Land. `Sexting` Cody Page of Krashed and Burnt died at Acid Land. Eugene `Mean Gene` Dion of The F-Bombs died at Spooky Forest. Joseph Payne of The F-Bombs died at Forever Yellow Skies. Jane Dominguez of Clan Hammer died at Gates of Somerset. James Roberts of Hells Saints died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop. Alfred Shepard of The Butchers of Boozetown died at Northern Farm Land. Jeffrey `Bozooka` Brewster of The Wolf Spiders died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop. Amy Mitchell of blue rock died at Highway to Hell. Marc `Less is` Moore of Dust Trolls died at Somerset Dirt Racing Track. Justin Ho of Paladins died at Road to Somerset. James Godfrey of Triple died at Road to Somerset. Kyle `Vengence` Mejia of The Wild Cards died at Northern Farm Land. Donald `Wandering` Starr of /v@Xxed died at Telegraph Road. `Hot Wire` Hannelore Sparks of Renshai died at Gates of Sarsfield. Matthew `Raw` Deal of The Darkside died at Gates of Sarsfield. Briana `Piggy` Banks of The Darkside died at Gates of Sarsfield. Ben Anderson of Renshai died at Gates of Sarsfield. Gretchen `Blister Face` Higgins of /v@Xxed died at The Pit. Steven `Oysters` Kilpatrick of /v@Xxed died at The Pit. `Mr Scandalous` Brian Scanlan of /v@Xxed died at The Pit. Raymond `Sunray` Soliz of /v@Xxed died at Road to Elmsfield. James Brown of sub-zero died at Somerset Rally Circuit. Mark Morgan of Coolerheads died at Shantyville. Luz Tiffany of Coolerheads died at Shantyville. Jeffrey Tirado of Coolerheads died at Shantyville. Emmitt Smith of Coolerheads died at Shantyville. Betty Keene of Coolerheads died at Shantyville. Edward Mann of Coolerheads died at Shantyville. Fred Powley of Coolerheads died at Shantyville. Anthony Knotts of Coolerheads died at Shantyville. Larry Sparks of Coolerheads died at Shantyville. Laura Rankin of Coolerheads died at Shantyville. Sharon Nygaard of Coolerheads died at Shantyville. Robert Herman of Coolerheads died at Shantyville. Maxine Zimmerman of Coolerheads died at Shantyville. Robert `House` Painter of Coolerheads died at Shantyville. Steven `Richie` Cunningham of Coolerheads died at Shantyville. Faustino McCollom of Red Company died at Gates of Somerset. Herman Vaughan of Coolerheads died at Gates of Somerset. Robert `Fire Guy` Burns of The Wolfhounds died at Salt Flats Canyon. `Big` Billy Gonsalves of 69th Battalion died at Telegraph Road. `SureFire` Steve Whittington of 69th Battalion died at Somerset Rally Circuit. Jeffrey Dupuis of Red Company died at Under a Bloody Red Sky. Casey Soto of Red Company died at Swamps of Dagon. Robert Ball of Iron Wraiths died at Once Upon a Town. Mary Walker of Clan Hammer died at Gates of Elmsfield. Charles Payne of Clan Hammer died at Gates of Elmsfield. Dawn Theisen of Force of Valor died at Once Upon a Town. David `Groin Leach` Goins of Finger 3 died at Lonesome Highway. Wanda `Swan` Song of Finger 3 died at Lonesome Highway. `Rub Rubber` Ruby Pape of Finger 3 died at Lonesome Highway. Don Poole of The Frequency died at Elmsfield Lake Track. Harrison `Indy` Ford of Flying Froggies died at Pathway to Darkness. `Ricky` Robert Polanco of 69th Battalion died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Race Track 1. Harriett Szabo of 69th Battalion died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop. Kyle `Not Bill` Gates of The Frequency died at Northern Desert Circuit. Dustin `Hofman` Key of The Frequency died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Race Track 3. Pat Desmond of The Butchers of Boozetown died at Gates of Somerset. Ben Cartwright of The Butchers of Boozetown died at Gates of Somerset. Trish Young of The Butchers of Boozetown died at Gates of Somerset. Josue `The Law` Lawyer of Finger 3 died at Lonesome Highway. Douglas `We B Taken Yo` Carr of Finger 3 died at Lonesome Highway. Cedric `Twinkle Toes` Bauer of The F-Bombs died at Serpentine Road. `Cherry` Sherie Shaw of The F-Bombs died at Serpentine Road. Willie Kerabatsos of The Frequency died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Arena. Alex `Heavy` Waite of Dust Trolls died at The Pit. Ronald McGrail of sub-zero died at Road to Somerset. Billy Bane of Renshai died at Lost Trail: Broken Ground. Wayne Carson of Renshai died at Lost Trail: Broken Ground. John `Nails` Brown of Loose Cannons died at Lost Trail: Broken Ground. Martin `The` Finch of Finger 3 died at Pathway to Darkness. Eddie `Sumthin` Wong of The Wolf Spiders died at Gates of Somerset. Peter Floyd of Hells Saints died at Road to Somerset. Richard `Wanted` Outlaw of Skulls And Bones died at Interstate Mythos.  1. Blood and Iron (Somerset): $1821. "Brace for another impact!" Julio yelled, turning to his brother Rafael who looked back at him helplessly. His gun had jammed also, the red light on the console blinking like a metronome of doom. "No more guns! We are out!" Julio told Langley. "I did notice that," Langley replied in his typically cool manner as he frantically spun the steering wheel towards starboard. Miraculously, the sedan slid down the sand dune, spinning fortuitously clockwise just as the sound of zooming rockets sent shiver's down Julio's spine. When the missile hit, there was a searing rush of heat and vibration, but no shrapnel. The heavy metal plates welded over the rear window took the brunt of the explosion. The Windsor lofted off of its back wheels and slammed down at an odd angle, bringing the vehicle to a sudden stop. The enemy's pickup narrowly missed them as it rushed past at speed. They were alive but sitting like ducks on a pond. "He is coming around for another hit," Langley informed them as he tried to get the vehicle moving again. "Taking defensive action." "Screw him!" Rafael shouted. It was the first thing the large brooding brother had said in hours and a rare exclamation in the heat of battle. More surprising was his next move. Rafael grabbed his shotgun off the seat, drew his revolver and in one swift move jumped out of the car. Julio watched helplessly. Running towards the pickup, Raf fired repeatedly, hitting with at least eight of ten quickly fired rounds. Laughing to himself in this grim moment, Julio noted that his brother had never hit so accurately at the practice range. Metal flew off the pickup's armor, but the small caliber rounds were useless in stopping the onslaught. The pickup's driver finished the turn and Julio could see the smiling eyes of his adversary as the rocket ports opened again; this time there was no turning away. The rockets flew, landing with a shuddering thud, just low of their target, exploding against the sand dune near the crippled Windsor. Devastating shrapnel, sand, fire and heat tore at Julio as he moved, instinctively, using his body to shield his driver from the blast. In this last heroic moment Julio Toro died instantly. The CB radio crackled. It was the disembodied voice of their enemy taunting them. It said, "I will kill you and your whole family!" It was too much for Langley, who had survived the latest attack. He grabbed the handset and shouted, "Quarter, quarter, quarter! We surrender." The only response was a blast of machine gun fire, another weapon on the loaded pickup truck. A hail of bullets swept over Rafael as he raised his shotgun, dropping him with the impact of three rounds to the upper body, ripping flesh and cracking bones. Later, as they were dragging Langley from the car, the driver felt grateful to see the younger brother still breathing, his burly teenage frame miraculously powerful enough to absorb the .50 caliber impacts. At least that was some small solace. "Is this Julio Toro? Your famous squad leader?" A growling voice asked rhetorically. It was the driver of the pickup, a woman of around 22 years of age, old for a gang banger and possibly pretty, except for the radiation burns that marked her skin. "It was!" her compatriot, a hideously ugly mutant man, mocked. "Well, that evens the score," the rad-burned woman noted. "You killed our boss and now we killed yours. Go back to the Gateway Truckstop and tell everyone what happens when you mess with The Tusk." She ripped off Langley's headgear. The radiation of the sun immediately began burning his eyes. As his vision adjusted, he saw the rad-burned woman jump back into her pickup as the ugly mutant started up the Windsor. Both vehicles quickly vanished over the dunes, leaving Langley and the motionless Toro brothers behind. Raf moaned as Langley ripped open his first aid kit to slap-patch the teenager's bullet wounds. His combat vest had absorbed most of the gunfire, but the damage was still severe. Langley urged him to his feet. "Walk! We have to walk." "Julio?" Rafael asked helplessly. Langley just shook his head and turned the boy away from where The Tusk had tossed his brother, keeping him from seeing the carnage. There was nothing to do but head down the road, back to Gateway. Langley reloaded Rafael's pistol and put it into one of the youngster's bloody hands. They had to be ready. The mutant rats always come out near sunset. by lordhuey Cranberries  This list shows just who has been winning the most lucrative prizes on the circuits and arenas of Evan, during the past month. 1. Quantum Symphony: $659116. |
 As the year progresses, here are the leaders of the major leagues: Evan Race Ladder - Longos Merry Men In addition, the leaders of the minor leagues are: Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally II League - Joels Bastards  Last week during a closely fought race outside Texas, George "Jim" Clark from Raging Scavengers, car caught on fire. After turning into an inferno and with a massive explosion only seconds away, Joseph Savage from Blood and Iron dived from his moving car, sprinted to the inferno and dragged the unconcious George "Jim" Clark from the blazing wreck. Both gangers were caught in the massive explosion that instantly followed, however, Joseph Savage managed to shield the unconscious ganger and both survived.   Reports have been flooding into the Gazette offices concerning sightings of The White Knight. It appears to have been spotted around Badlands and Shantyville. Have you seen The White Knight?  The rules One Vehicle, One or Two* Teammates per gang The relations between Badlands Truckstop and the Anarchists has fallen due to an attack on a large incoming food convoy. The most well-known vehicles currently active in Evan are listed below. Have you seen these vehicles out on da streets? 1. Trainer I owned by Hitmen Trucking Inc -CTS-.   Every issue of the gazette we will be putting a chassis to the test. This issue we hand over a Buccaneer to our team race driver......."Some say that when he slows down, brake lights come on in his buttocks, and he once successfully placed an entire roll of toothpaste back in the tube. |