2078
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As previous announced in the Gazette, the camp surveyors recently went through a period of review and discussion. Apparently this discussion which was finally resolved through the application of a Colt 45…… Gone are the days of the mad auctions in Dexter’s, where people found themselves out-bid on sites that they had paid to have surveyed. So for those of you interested in purchasing pieces of real estate in the wilderness, you now need to approach the manager of the surveyors directly – a strange man with god like powers who goes by the name of Sam. You tell him where you would like the camp and the size. He will then use his hidden powers to supply you with a location of a safe area in the wilderness. Obviously this use his dark powers will cost you. We have been told that these cost will range from approximately from 3 Million DW$ for a tiny site near the lakes of Elmsfield, to 30 Million DW$ for a huge site located near Texan. But this is all dependant on the aurora; time of the month and the amount of Dexter’s finest that he has drunk. This reporter is glad to see the confusion has ended and hopes that the new system proves to be a great success. Our reporter asks if this was the bloodiest match ever? Ladies and Gentleman with the SCL in full swing, I feel it was my duty to draw your attention to one of the strangest matches I have ever witness in the SCL. The event in question was the recent match between Paragon and Maxx Mayhem [event: S807329] The squad from Paragon featured a fairly normal line-up with Flails and a Moray, but it’s the Team of Maxx’s Mayhem that I wish to highlight, a Mercenary, an Eaton and five Estates – yes that’s right five Estates. I can hear you thinking “ahh ballistics” but no you would be wrong, these Estates were armed with flamethrowers and had exposed engines!!! Mad Man, the lot of them, and there was a lot of them – especial when they piled out of the Estates and started engaging their opponents with their rifles.  The result seemed to hang in the balance for a while as the cars from Paragon circled and tried to pick off rifle man, but eventually the weight of rifle fire took its toll as one after another the Paragon cars were picked off.  But as a final sting to the tale, the wildlife of Evan decided to join in with the fun and a number of rifle men were cut down by a wave of giant insects. These are the renegades - they're nasty; they're mean, and they just don't stop - if you met one of these gangs then be prepared for a fight. So far the survivors have reported the following gangs: Nine Lunatics – Group of fowl fiends from all over Evan; no prey is too small; no hunt too pointless. The Nightmares – Hunting at the edge of the night, there is just no shaking these once they’re on your tail. The Enigmas – Who? What? Aaarrrggggghhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!! The Golden Spider Association – Not much is known about this shadowy association save that they are trying to take control of all the trade routes in Evan, and if you don’t pay their fees, you will be attacked. The Wildlings – A wild bunch, no-one, not ever their leader, can predict what they are going to do next The Brotherhood of Ravagers – Religious fanatics who think that all of mankind and his works should be destroyed  James Little of Foxtrot Oscar Donkeys died at Lost Oasis. Sergio Mills of Foxtrot Oscar Donkeys died at Lost Oasis. Susan `penelope` Hayes of thebills died at Acid Land. Pedro McDonald of The Bealminators died at The Pit. Michael `Mumbles` Maciejewski of Smoker U Drink, Player U Get died at Forever Yellow Skies. William Henderson of CocoaRiders died at Somerset Rally Circuit. `Super Sexy` Susan Smith of Steel Vendetta died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop. `Sexy Lace On` Valentine Day of Steel Vendetta died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop. `Aquatic Spock` Lenard Nimmo of Steel Vendetta died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop. Otis Fox of Steel Vendetta died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop. `I`m on Mars` Tara Forman of Steel Vendetta died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop. `The Comedian` Robin Wiliams of Steel Vendetta died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop. Queen `Of The` Castle of Steel Vendetta died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop. `Super Ninja` Jackie Chan of Steel Vendetta died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop. Sylvia `Doc` Frazier of Rhoubhes Law died at Smokey Hills. Thomasena `Granny` Weatherspoon of Teutonic Plague died at Ring of Death Arena. David Meyer of Teutonic Plague died at Ring of Death Arena. Karl Sturgeon of Ceewolves died at Blown With the Wind. Buster Askew of Renshai died at Gates of Morgan. `The Loyalist` Thomas Peters of Preliminary Technocracy died at The Pit. `Psychologist` Carolyn Roll of Preliminary Technocracy died at The Pit. Henry Conti of Hog Splotchers died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Race Track 2. Chase Carr of Cake Or Death died at Pathway to Darkness. Tyler `I`m Bringing` Utterback of Cake Or Death died at Pathway to Darkness. Douglas `I can Dougie` Scott of Cake Or Death died at Pathway to Darkness. Tequila Moon of Psychotrons died at Interstate Mythos. Phillip Cole of Rabid Groundhogs died at Somerset Rally Circuit. Edward `Fast Eddie` Brown of The Ugly Angels died at Gates of Morgan. Paul `Paulie Watts` Watkins of The Ugly Angels died at Gates of Morgan. `Chirpy` Christopher Sutton of Brassicas died at Chaos Canyon. Louis `Pound Hammer` McGregor of Brassicas died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop. Gertrude Parks of Those guys over there died at Somerset Rally Circuit. `Bag of Bricks` Jarrett Richardson of Steel Vendetta died at Highway to Hell. Adam `Apple` Talley of Cannibal Kings died at Gates of Elmsfield. Mark `Cockgobbler` Stern of Cake Or Death died at Gates of Somerset. Kathy Bird of Rhoubhes Law died at Outback of Nowhere. Rudolph `the Reindeer` Owens of Crazy Canucks died at The Pit. Belinda `Bindi` Iverson of Roams Runners died at Scattered Hills: Bridge Out. `Dominatrix` Maria Johnson of Heretic Division Police Force died at Northern Farm Land. Rita Spears of Sivari died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Race Track 2. Oscar `50` Chance of Darkwinds Most Wanted died at Spooky Forest. Abe Walsh of Darkwinds Most Wanted died at Spooky Forest. Janet Moore of Barbarbians W/ Almanacs died at The Dunes Race Course. John Ingram of River City Gamblers died at Telegraph Road. Thomas Coffey of Sokol337 died at The Dunes Race Course. Paul Berry of The Migrants died at Road to Somerset. Joaquin Hindman of The Migrants died at Road to Somerset. James Sibley of GT Wreckers died at Once Upon a Town. Lucille Underwood of Cake Or Death died at Shantyville. Alfonso Slusser of The Filthy Casual died at Road to Somerset. Frances `Bacon` Trowbridge of Allanons Shade died at Somerset Rally Circuit. Robert Martinez of Just Ice died at Gates of Somerset. Gary Gunn of EvenKarma died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop. Hollys Jollys Easter Christmas of Raging Jackalope died at Road to Somerset. Wilbur Motley of Ceewolves died at Telegraph Road. Alvin Wacker of Those guys over there died at Somerset Arena. Seth Denson of Landless Gentry died at Scattered Hills: Bridge Out. Jenifer Lawerence of Cake Or Death died at Gates of Somerset. Pedro `bones` Johansen of The Crocos died at Northern Farm Land. Ramona Allred of Harley Nomads died at Scattered Hills: Bridge Out. Jorge `Nervio` Clothier of Parents Association died at Gates of Somerset. `Sweet` Lucius Pusey of Parents Association died at Gates of Somerset. Daniel `Gritty` Negrete of The Darkside died at Gates of Somerset. James Watts of Hellions died at Gates of Somerset. `Ninja` Aura Eyler of Humble Assault died at Forever Yellow Skies. Bryan Wilson of El Nubnubs died at Bombed Luna Road. Kenneth Budd of Stargazer died at The Pit. Karen `The Battle Ax` Broadnax of Just Ice died at Highway to Hell. Walter Johnson of Just Ice died at Highway to Hell. Frieda Owens of Just Ice died at Highway to Hell. Joseph `The Red` Killion of Just Ice died at Highway to Hell. Jimmy `Jimmuh` Hudson of Just Ice died at Gates of Somerset. Joseph Morris of Jack In A Car died at Gates of Somerset. Laura `Doak` Walker of Just Ice died at Dead man`s Road. Alphonse `Buster` Hyman of Bullet Boys died at Ring of Death Arena. Johnie Ray of Just Ice died at Pathway to Darkness. Donald `Wadda` Winner of Just Ice died at Pathway to Darkness. Brian Dearth of Ceewolves died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop. Michael `Lock On` Lowder of Jack In A Car died at Via Rupta. Matthew `Got any` Weedman of Jack In A Car died at Via Rupta. `Crazy` Christina Chausse of Foxtrot Oscar Donkeys died at Great Southern Desert. Thurman Lee of Beccamorti died at Road to Somerset. Lyndsay Williams of Rabid Groundhogs died at Forever Yellow Skies. Maria Keen of Traction Action died at Gates of Somerset. Jason Marshall of Interstate 82 died at Gates of Somerset. Lavonne Medina of Interstate 82 died at Gates of Sarsfield. John `Twitchy` Goebel of Stargazer died at Interstate Mythos. Mickey `Mouse` Hendrickson of /v/@Xx3d []ut died at Gates of Somerset. `Moonhowler` Cora Brown of /v/@Xx3d []ut died at Gates of Somerset. Kim `David` Bowie of /v/@Xx3d []ut died at Gates of Somerset. Lane `Which` Lane of mUNKIE_BUISNESs died at Ring of Death Arena. Alicia Martinez of Trueblood died at Northern Speedway. Osvaldo Oswald of mUNKIE_BUISNESs died at Highway to Hell. Daniel `Cyborg` Exley of SunBurns died at Northern Foothills Racetrack (at night). Jackie `Hedd` Locke of Cake Or Death died at Road to Somerset. `Scary` Cary Saldivar of Trueblood died at Road to Somerset. Curtis Patton of mUNKIE_BUISNESs died at Road to Somerset. Steven Johnson of Trueblood died at Road to Somerset. `Seer` Brian Bowser of Humble Assault died at Road to Somerset. `The Acne M.C.` Tamara Henry of Anubis Cartel died at Shantyville. Maria Pelletier of Just Ice died at Gates of Somerset. David Robertson of The DeathSeekers died at Ring of Death Arena. Erica `Cerveza` Cervantes of The Darkside died at Scattered Hills: Bridge Out. Janine `J-Lo` Lopez of The Darkside died at Scattered Hills: Bridge Out. Patricia `IRA` O`Sullivan of Cake Or Death died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop. Sherrie `Wonky Bonk` Davis of Cake Or Death died at Once Upon a Town. David Thompson of Main Street died at Somerset Arena. Aaron `Running Back` Green of Rabid Groundhogs died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop. Melvin `The Kid` Gomez of Overheater died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop. Herb Puffer of mUNKIE_BUISNESs died at Gates of Somerset. Doug `Danger` Dangerfield of Pee Wees Playhouse died at Gates of Texan. Joseph Mower of Joels Bastards died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop. Sophie Hill of Gand Gerbill died at Road to Elmsfield. Joshua Campbell of Ceewolves died at Road to Elmsfield. Dominic Dillon of Anubis Cartel died at Acid Land. Michael Wilson of Anubis Cartel died at Acid Land. Susan Parks of Cannibal Kings died at Once Upon a Town. Robert Scott of the killer shadow bunny died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Race Track 1. Lon Morrow of mUNKIE_BUISNESs died at Northern Farm Land. Terrance `The Thespian` Stamp of Just Ice died at Pathway to Darkness. Christopher `Taco Man` Rubio of Just Ice died at Pathway to Darkness. `Silent` Clayton Nguyen of Overheater died at Pathway to Darkness. Joe `Pistol` Halpin of Overheater died at Pathway to Darkness. Ellena Hubbard of Main Street died at Northern Foothills Racetrack (at night). Judith `Jacker` Turcios of Cannibal Kings died at The Pit. Paul `transporter` Harrison of The Crocos died at Telegraph Road. `Meth No More` Stacey Chavez of Anubis Cartel died at Somerset Rally Circuit. |
Dexter's was in uproar the other night as several members of the Cestus Dei gang arrived at the bar. It has been many a cold lonely night since the Nuns were last seen in town.  The most wanted gangs in Evan today are listed below. The bounty listed for each gang is a combination of the amount offered by local vigilante groups and by disgrunted individuals, and represents the amount of money you would expect to be paid for each senior member of the gang you kill. 1. Steel Vendetta (Somerset): $1098. Relationships between the slavers and the merchants has improved substantially, following the delivery of three hundred strong backed workers to the factories in Texan.  As the year progresses, here are the leaders of the major leagues: Evan Race Ladder - shirase94 In addition, the leaders of the minor leagues are: Northern Summer League - El Nubnubs  This list shows just who has been winning the most lucrative prizes on the circuits and arenas of Evan, during the past month. 1. Quantum Symphony: $582579. |