Sep/Oct
2051
The World of Evan According to Basher:

In this edition we look at the Road to Gateway Truckstop

While the majority of this road is a straight forward drive on packed sand, there are some spots that require a VERY well controlled car and slower speeds to negotiate and stay on the road. The `road` does give better traction and speed and the Pirates know it too!
If you decide to run off-road, this is one of the easiest maps to do so. The sand dunes off-road are a mix of shifting sands and steep dunes making traction an issue with the heavier chassis vehicles. Off-road tires DO make a difference when you are concerned about the weight of your gun platform.


Image by Lord Foul


Lightweight Musclecars and sedans tend to fare a little better on these dunes than the heavier `Tanks` and the larger trade runner vehicles. Lorries and smaller vans WILL have problems here with mobility only because of their sheer weight. It wont matter how many guns you have on the van or lorry if all of the pirates are swarming you all at once... Trust me, this reporter has lost a few Lorries on this map to that same Pirate tactic!

5ive Crew Win Gateway Autumn Extravaganza League

The Gateway Autumn Extravaganza League finished, with 5ive Crew taking the overall victory and a prize of $60000. The runners-up were Bladerunners, and finishing in third place overall were BD And Sons.

Stephen Galentine of Guns Gears Getaway died at The Pits.


Roger `Dodger` Trimble of CryptKeepers died at Once Upon a Town.


Marilyn Urban of CryptKeepers died at Once Upon a Town.


Julio Anderson of Evan Courier Service died at Gates of Firelight.


Darrell Rutz of GovermantResistance died at Acid Land.


Travis Lyon of Paladins died at Devils Fingers.


`Salvager` Amber Sellers of GovermantResistance died at Forever Yellow Skies.


Gale Bronson of Junko died at Northern Foothills Racetrack (at night).


Juliette Vargas of Paladins died at Gateway, The Bone.


`Vice` Roy Logan of Blackwater CarPark died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop.


Ron Villela of Blackwater CarPark died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop.


Ernie Earnhardt of Paladins died at Road to Somerset.


William `Razor` Carnahan of Highway Hellriders died at Road to Elmsfield.


`madwoman` Melissa Sharpe of Lab Rats died at Serpentine Road.


Angela Castillo of Scarzams Dragoons died at Somerset Arena.


`Speedy` Duncan Thompson of GovermantResistance died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop.


`Monsieur` Maurice Chatman of Special Circumstances died at The Pits.


William `Showaddy` Wadkins of Special Circumstances died at The Pits.


David Wooten of BD And Sons died at Gates of Somerset.


Raymond Masterson of BD And Sons died at Gates of Somerset.


Alejandro Dykes of Canis Lupus died at The Pits.


Lenora Mahaffey of Legends of the Interstate died at Northern Farm Land.


Larry Langford of Legends of the Interstate died at Northern Farm Land.


Barry Sabo of Silent Swords died at Once Upon a Town.


Jeffrey Gaitan of Wraiths died at Northern Desert Circuit.


Arnold `Slippy` Wendt of The Flying Hellfish died at Gates of Somerset.


Alexander `Betty` Davis of The Dionysian Dozen died at Somerset Rally Circuit.


Amee Lee of Renegade Of Metal died at Road to Elmsfield.


Samuel Jackson of Renegade Of Metal died at Road to Elmsfield.


Beverly Flynn of Renegade Of Metal died at Road to Elmsfield.


Alejandra `Allie` Montenegro of The Mages died at Road to Somerset.


Wiley `Coyote` Proctor of The Mages died at Road to Somerset.


`Sober` James Brewer of The Mages died at Road to Somerset.


Brenda Adams of The Mages died at Road to Somerset.


Louis Mackey of Muddy River Dust Riders died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Race Track 3.


Thomas `Nice Wig!` Jefferson of Guns Gears Getaway died at The Pits.


Jesse McDonald of Renshai died at Gates of Somerset.


Vickey Smith of The Dionysian Dozen died at Northern Speedway.


Craig `Brains` Morgan of Alpha Junkers died at Sandy.


Fredrick `Good` Evans of Special Circumstances died at Acid Land.


Sheila `Snipe Girl` Hernandez of The Cosmic Kids died at Scattered Grounds.


Larry Corrales of Hot Monkey Rods died at Once Upon a Town.


Lori Provencal of 12th Street Bangers died at Gates of Firelight.


Elisabeth `Fix-it` Henricks of Dryfus Dragoons died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop.


Pamela Lawyer of Street Pizza died at Blown With the Wind.


John `Judgement Day` Connor of Street Pizza died at Blown With the Wind.


Holly Ferguson of Triple S died at Gates of Somerset.


`Sir` Anthony Miller of Cold Pond Swimma died at Interstate Mythos.


`Sir` Alfred Blanchard of Lattes Raiders died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop.


`Sir` James Reed of Lattes Raiders died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop.


Albert Carrasco of Evan Courier Service died at Gates of Firelight.


Lydia `Professional` Fowles of East Evan Trading Company died at Lost Oasis.


Tyrone `Cylone` Tyson of Paladins died at Road to Somerset.


Melissa `The Jerk` Gehrke of Old School Perverts died at Blown With the Wind.


Kathy Abrams of Paladins died at Road to Somerset.


Pearl Acton of Alpha Junkers died at Telegraph Road.


Lawrence `That Ain`t` Wright of BD And Sons died at Road to Elmsfield.


Denise `Awful Music` Creed of Drive Backwards BFFs died at Gateway, The Bone.


Stephanie `Strawberry` Berrier of Scarzams Dragoons died at Gates of Somerset.


Bradford Holcomb of The Panthers died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Gary Black of Paladins died at Devils Fingers.


Ray Six of Bumbleclot died at Road to Elmsfield.


Stephen `Rad` Rodriguez of Road_Kill_2009 died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop.


Ricky `Tabasco` Saucedo of MADHAT died at Northern Farm Land.


Martha `Muffin` Johnson of Whiskey Runners died at Road to Somerset.


`Trixie` Tracie Case of Whiskey Runners died at Road to Somerset.


Kathleen `Greaser` Hill of Whiskey Runners died at Road to Somerset.


Mathilda Douglas of Something else died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Race Track 3.


Robert Quayle of Paladins died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop.


`Thorny` Rose Henderson of 88 MPH died at Northern Farm Land.


Chuck Abbott of Orions Blades died at Forever Yellow Skies.


Robert Stevenson of Orions Blades died at Northern Farm Land.


Donald `The Dragon` Chou of Street Pizza died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop.


Earl Duffy of desertKings died at Road to Somerset.


Neil Bradley of feral boy died at Road to Somerset.


Barry Cannon of Elgin City River Rats died at Gates of Somerset.


Matthew Krehbiel of Lattes Raiders died at Forever Yellow Skies.


Jonathan `Crash` Haveman of Nexus9 died at Forever Yellow Skies.


Mary Smith of the mad mad crushers died at Gates of Somerset.


Mattie Allen of the mad mad crushers died at Gates of Somerset.


Diane Cole of the mad mad crushers died at Gates of Somerset.


Charles Hearn of Evan Courier Service died at Lonesome Highway.


`Been Jamming` Benjamin Romero of Whiskey Runners died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop.


Patricia `Poppins` Grooms of Whiskey Runners died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop.


Corey `Babbling` Brooks of Whiskey Runners died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop.


Jerry `Cup A Java` Brewer of The Cosmic Kids died at Lost Oasis.


Bo `Ty` Duke of 88 MPH died at The Pit.


`Plain` Jane Olivera of Whiskey Runners died at The Pit.


Joshua `Permanent` Markert of BD And Sons died at The Pit.


Betty Cole of Paladins died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop.


`The Leaning` Irene Wasson of Holy Mutant Death Squad died at Gateway Interstate Arena.


Carl Lee of the mad mad crushers died at Gates of Somerset.


Helen Moorman of Triple S died at Gates of Somerset.


Charles Zimmerman of Triple S died at Gates of Somerset.


Ron Harmon of Zeerius died at Northern Speedway.


Kenneth Wolters of The Paranoid Tourists died at Gates of Texan.


`Gamey` Billy Kidney of Drive Backwards BFFs died at Highway to Hell.


Henry Davidson of Garage Boyz died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Race Track 3.


Sharon `Swifty` Maynard of CryptKeepers died at Gates of Somerset.


Rosemary `Rosie` Lugo of CryptKeepers died at Gates of Somerset.


Tracy Flood of Somerset Militia died at Gates of Somerset.


John Jenkins of Somerset Militia died at Gates of Somerset.


Adrian Gordon of the mad mad crushers died at Road to Somerset.


Omar Henderson of Bladerunners died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Hipolito Talavera of Pooks Prangksters died at The Pits.


Booker `is on a` Bender of Holy Mutant Death Squad died at Salt Flats Canyon.


Ashley Fillmore of the mad mad crushers died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Leslie Scott of the mad mad crushers died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


John `We`ll Make It` Millender of The Cosmic Kids died at Spooky Forest.


Justin `Sir` Smith of The Dionysian Dozen died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Race Track 3.


Ryan `Shooter` Edwards of Bionic CRSR died at Road to Somerset.


`Smoking` Kevin Smith of Bionic CRSR died at Gateway Interstate Figure 8.


Jason `Jay` Horrell of The 4saken died at Once Upon a Town.


Antonio Cruz of The 4saken died at Once Upon a Town.


Elisa Swanner of desertKings died at Road to Somerset.


Randy `Sparx` Nelson of desertKings died at Road to Somerset.


Mindy `Mandy` Warner of Riotous Assembly died at Somerset Arena.


Allan `Hardasnails` Gonzalez of Riotous Assembly died at Somerset Arena.


Jack Jensen of Paladins died at Gates of Elmsfield.


Amy Kendall of Paladins died at Gates of Elmsfield.


Sarah `Cigarette` Butts of Special Circumstances died at Interstate Mythos.


Denise `Denise` Cedillo of Special Circumstances died at Interstate Mythos.


`Sir` Marcos Morgan of Lattes Raiders died at Once Upon a Town.


John Freeman of Hot Monkey Rods died at Road to Somerset.


James Barron of Fish Lovers died at Somerset Arena.


Robert Tarantino of 11th Recon Company died at Gates of Somerset.


James `Gunny` McElroy of 11th Recon Company died at Gates of Somerset.


Joanna Barnes of Paladins died at Blown With the Wind.


Anna `Slowhand` Marshall of Scarzams Dragoons died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Race Track 3.


`Pally` Robert Garett of Holy Mutant Death Squad died at The Maze.


`Psycho` John Mendoza of Guns Gears Getaway died at Lost Trail: Broken Ground.


`Steady` Andrew Robinson of Guns Gears Getaway died at Lost Trail: Broken Ground.


Wai Miller of Bladerunners died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop.


Sheila Yang of Something else died at Gates of Somerset.


`Shemale` Johnnie Jenny of BOB-BagOfBones died at Gates of Somerset.


Harriet Baugh of Insanitized died at Blown With the Wind.


Ruby Martin of Rezeaks Racers died at Blown With the Wind.


Rebecca Lee of desertKings died at Gates of Somerset.


Paul `Joseph` Waddington of Special Circumstances died at Shantyville.


Antonio `The Panda` Banda of MADHAT died at Gates of Somerset.


Marcia Raleigh of the mad mad crushers died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Larry Mount of the mad mad crushers died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


`Trucker` Thomas Williams of Canis Lupus died at Acid Land.



Public Enemy

The most wanted gangs in Evan today are listed below. The bounty listed for each gang is a combination of the amount offered by local vigilante groups and by disgrunted individuals, and represents the amount of money you would expect to be paid for each senior member of the gang you kill.

1. Cap distributor (Somerset): $9659.
2. Highway Hellriders (Somerset): $8466.
3. Longos Merry Men (Somerset): $5581.
4. Rezeaks Racers (Somerset): $1422.
5. Nark0tiks Nippers (Somerset): $1268.
6. Forsaken (Somerset): $1207.
7. The Cosmic Kids (Somerset): $1113.
8. Cold Pond Swimma (Somerset): $843.



Prizes Leaderboard

This list shows just who has been winning the most lucrative prizes on the circuits and arenas of Evan, during the past month.

1. Road Lords: $1334467.
2. v.i.n.d.i.c.a.to.r.s.: $956100.
3. Bladerunners: $572787.
4. MADHAT: $463702.
5. The Panthers: $449638.



Prizes Leaderboard

This list shows just who has been winning the most lucrative prizes on the circuits and arenas of Evan, during the past month.

1. Joels Bastards: $150000.
2. Longos Merry Men: $120000.
3. Holy Mutant Death Squad : $96000.
4. Bladerunners: $76800.
5. Highway Hellriders: $20133.

Leagues Roundup

With the major leagues coming towards their conclusion, the current leaders are:

Evan Race Ladder - Iron Wraiths
Evan Deathrace Ladder - Highway Hellriders
Evan Arena Combat Ladder - Highway Hellriders
Evan Paintball Combat Ladder - The Agency



Bernard Rodriguez

One of today`s most famous mechanics is a member of Canis Lupus - we are referring of course to Bernard Rodriguez.
Current DW Gazette Editors: Sam, Hati, Racing Robbie, Bastille, Rezeak, SmokeyKilla, X_Man.